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02-16-2001, 05:35 AM
which is a better or tougher kungfu,NORTH or SOUTH KUNGFU

kelvein chan

02-16-2001, 07:51 AM
northern kungfu is more superior then the south a lot of other styles still exists in some other form such as taekwondo,modern kickboxing etc apart from it still existing in their original form and style . China^s histories has shown that all conquering armies,generals,kings comes from the north and are all practitioners of northern devastating kungfu.Take one good example is that the original shaolin exist in the north and that the south is just an adopted short-cut style or version of northern kungfu

bestallstyle

fiercest tiger
02-16-2001, 11:19 AM
how the hell did you come up with that stupid answer?

no style is better than the other, you goose. :rolleyes:

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

02-16-2001, 03:30 PM
Bestallstyle,

You're absolutely right. Northern KF is far superior to the Southern variety. You're right again what you said about the Northern armies. In fact, Southern KF is taught to the poor simple peasents to defend their life-stock against dogs.

Stuff from Fuikkien and Wing Chun are very stiff and one-dimensional in its application. As for Hung Gar, its overly aggressive - fool hardy.

Be proud that Fiercetiger called you a goose. Better a Northern Goose than a Southern White Crane.

In summery Southern KF consist of simple moves for simple people. Their lion dance is good thought. Even they have their redeeming qualities.

That's just the personal view of the narrator (NOT the author) and it is NOT an inference to ANY school or ANY practitioner of ANY stlye.

Ego Energize!
Maximus Maximize!

Water Dragon
02-16-2001, 10:17 PM
Northern also produces practitioners of a higher intellect. That's why it's so much "more better". In fact, it may be the most bestest art around. :eek:

Although there are many styles, they all depend on the strong beating the weak and the slow falling to the quick. These are not related to the power that must be learned -- Taiji Classics

Boris
02-17-2001, 01:42 AM
I really don't know. I haven't seen enough northern Kung Fu to make my judgement. I'll be a fencesitter and say that they're equally good. With Chinese History being as diverse as it is, I don't think one school of thought can be better than another.Ego Maximus, you give northern stylist a bad reputation. Ego, what style do you practice? Northern Five Star Praying Mantis by any chance? We know who you are. I ain't got no beef with you Water Dragon, but puhleeze, you don't believe that do you? If you people start thinking like that, I see dark times for Kung Fu.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

02-17-2001, 04:20 AM
northern style is the best even up to this time and age.The only famous southern style left in todays time is wing chun which is a ladys style and proper traditional wing chun with its stance alone is very inflexible when in combat with any northern style,even Bruce Lee modified this style and incorporated the northern stance and kicking and punching moves ,so much for for you southerners who steal the northern style and moves .The northern style is the best,even its practitioners are bigger in physique,and strength from training compared to the southern dwarfs .Put any northerner with a southen style the southern practitioner will back off with all those wisdom talk and quotes from confucious and even call the northern opponent who is ready to fight a barbarian because he is scared and then probably preach that he was in control and blablabla........

bestallstyle

02-17-2001, 06:03 AM
fierest tiger: you toothless tiger ,sluring names where no one can touch you .typical of a southern pratitioner,i can assure you all out there that fierest tiger practises southern kung fu .People like him freezes when threathened by northern practitioners and dont give me all them confucious talk .All i have to do is give you one northern kick and off you go to the hospital with a broken arm trying to block the kick,YA you want to reply that you wont use your hands to block my kick as you have other moves sure, sure ,probably use confucious talk to avoid any challengers ,the only thing i will try to avoid is your bad breath.Empty southern threat

bestallstyle

WuMan
02-17-2001, 07:07 AM
I thought it all depended on the practictioner and not the style that he/she chooses to study. I read on another post that armies were mainly about strategy and stuff though fightin skills are essential too? **** man, I hate trying to apply knowledge I am not sure about.

02-17-2001, 08:32 AM
I have practiced Choy Lee Fut for 15 years before starting out in Hsing'I when I moved to N.Y. My experience is that Hsing'I deals with total body movement whereas Southern styles teach you how to move the appandages such as the arms and legs.

But I have stopped practicing after a car accident 5 years ago that left my legs paralyzed with no chance of ever walking again. I contemplated suicide on a number of occasions but my therapist convinced me to do research into the history of kung fu which improved my self-esteem.

It is difficult to be a grossly overweight slob and spend my time in a wheel chair but I understand that this is a fact I can't change and I've learnt to live with that. I can say that I understand the theoritical aspects of Kung Fu better than ever before and wished I hadn't wasted my time doing Choy Lee Fut. Well here's my personal account anyway.

Ego Energize!
Maximus Maximize!

joedoe
02-17-2001, 01:08 PM
Well, I was once a famous movie star until I fell off a horse and am now paralysed from the neck down. If I'd been studying a Northern kung fu style then I might have been saved because we all know it is so much better.

But alas I only studied Southern kung fu and so fell on my ass and ended up in this wheelchair. Now I can only wait for the wonders of modern science to put me back on my feet so I can learn a REAL kung fu style like a Northern one.

Boo Hoo.

BTW, this is Ego Maximus isn't it? The one who seems to have a thing for Transformers just like Goktimus Prime?

And bestallstyle - Northern Chinese are generally bigger anyway. Has nothing to do with the kung fu, and probably more to do with the diet.

[This message was edited by ABandit on 02-18-01 at 03:16 AM.]

Bastet
02-17-2001, 10:59 PM
lol waterdragon!!!

blessed be,
a.

fiercest tiger
02-17-2001, 11:10 PM
bestallstyle you are a d!ckhead, do you think that southern fighters block kicks? you are definatly wrong, we attack kicks, NO SUCH THING AS BLOCK....FOOL!!

Dont they teach you that at wushu training. it shows that you are not being taught properly... maybe you should seek out a southern teacher?

northern guys never won a single fight in any tourney i fought in or attended, they all got knocked out.

you don't need feathers to be a goose. why are you so defensive? not insecure about your art are you?

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

Shaolin Temple
02-18-2001, 02:13 AM
ego you are an ignorant schmuck...Choy Lee Fut is northern you sad case.

It was a style designed for the military as its fighting style was ruthless.

-------------------------------------------------

Which Shaolin is authentic. North or South.
As Sifu would say...there is no permanence and there should not be any discrimination.
The point is therefore, who cares.
The more Shaolin there are, the better. Amitabha.

02-18-2001, 02:31 AM
toothless tiger: i know you south kungfu dont block kicks when you have in mind to attack that kick,i mean in mind,but in reality your style chickens out by mouth or run away,refer to some comments made in this forum by your south colleques who keep mentioning running away from an attack as the best solution.CHICKENS...Also did you know wu shu is the main style praticed by your southern shaolin now and reading from your local magazines i have never seen any of the southern practioners ever winning full contact tournaments also non ever enters one anyway.TOTHLESS TIGER get your facts right first.Which tournaments did you enter and see all your southerners win i have never seen one yet let alone seeing one enter any tournaments,you know what you may be good in TEKKEN be not and never will be in real life .Come if you can and practise with us then will you get out of your shell.

bestallstyle

Shaolin Master
02-18-2001, 02:48 AM
This topic has occurred again and again. It is conclusive that it is not whether North or South, nor Internal or External. It is all a matter of the practitioner.

Tournaments are just that. Both North and South have their excellent fighters in the past.
Also a southern style will churn out better fighters in the short term, where as Northern "usually" takes longer. Internal styles take even longer still. But in the end at the points of some attainment it is all in the hands of those that practised.
An old expression
Internal 20yrs
Shaolin 10yrs
Sth Shaolin 3yrs

Though the Internal practitioner takes longest he is if trained properly the most formidable sometimes:)

Peace
Shi Chan Long

Shaolin Temple
02-18-2001, 02:48 AM
you are beginning to forget what this forum is about...it is not about criticizing other styles but discuss the difference...

you are beginning to make it sound like an all out brawl...chill out.

since you are in UK go check out Shaolin WuZuQuan.

It should be in your neighbourhood and conducted by Mr. Han Kim Sen...a disciple of Grandmaster Datuk Chee Kim Thong.

here's their website link...

http://www.ucd.ie/~shaolin/index.html

be civilized in your behaviour bestallstyle...as martial artists, we are supposed to not forget that we learn this art to help others and ourselves in times of need...not be a thug!!!

-------------------------------------------------

Which Shaolin is authentic. North or South.
As Sifu would say...there is no permanence and there should not be any discrimination.
The point is therefore, who cares.
The more Shaolin there are, the better. Amitabha.

Demon
02-18-2001, 02:49 AM
saying that northern is better than southern shaolin is bullsh!t, you cant say one is better than the other there are lots of factors that contribute to this particular topic, for example the practitioner, what style, experience all of these contribute to who's better, when i say "who's" better instead of "which technique" is better is because i don't think anyone here is quilified to say which is better. kungfu is a heratige from our ancesters we should embrace it, not argue over which one is better

"Kill em all"

[This message was edited by Demon on 02-18-01 at 04:54 PM.]

BigDude
02-18-2001, 03:26 AM
Man, this guy cracks me up. He's a much more interesting troll than Rolls. What I love is the way he posts a question that's kinda legitimate, (even if this one is bound to bring about controversy) then creates another user identity and replies to his own thread with a response that's bound to make people mad.

Mercilessfighter and Bestallstyle are both Mr.Chan. He has this tendency to give his creations the same birth date (12/25/75). So far, under various topics, he has been:

Goktimus Prime
Mercilessfighter
Bestallstyle
Calmguru

Fiercest Tiger: Don't let this guy get under your skin.

Mr. Chan: Remember, we're laughing at you, not with you.

Whether the stone hits the pitcher, or the pitcher hits the stone, it's that pitcher that gets hurt

Demon
02-18-2001, 03:41 AM
mr. chan if this is not true then you should speek up and let us know.
however if it is true than all i have to say is your one sad person.
that is all!

"kill em all"

Rolling Elbow
02-18-2001, 04:41 AM
What a complete and utter joke you are. Northern Styles are powerful and well thought out as are their southern counterparts. Let's forget the usual "style is only as good as the practitioner"..some styles will just produce better fighters because what they teach is more APPLICABLE. With less kicking and acrobatics, i would lean towards southern styles because they seem smarter in that the techniques likely rely less on mastery of kicks, sweeps etc...not to say they don't have em, but all the high kicking spinning bull **** is likely not going to be as prevalent.

Now, as for kicking FT's arms, i suppose it is possible. I know Kyokushinkai karate fighters have benn reputed to have broken Wing Chun master's arms in full contact matches. BUT, don't think a Wing Chun master would not be able to penetrate the legs of a karate man...it is ridiculous to argue such points. Only when arts are so lob sided like TKD vs. Mantis should we imply one is better.

As for the author of the thread...i think he is likely an under sexed teenager who reads up too much on Bruce Lee and doesn't have a clue surrounding how much conditioning is involved in being a real fighter. Bak Mei and other styles are fast and furious, i hope he has his footwork down. Furthermore, i toow ould say that practitioners in my own art would not block, but attack and destroy a pansy trying to kick them with no power. I doubt you have that power in your legs unless u have spent years developing it. FT i am almost positive doesn't f**k around. Good thing were on the net and your an internet warrior :D

Michael Panzerotti
Taijutsu Nobody from the Great White North..

Muhammad
02-18-2001, 04:46 AM
this is a troll post so don't even bother to answer it, the guys above are all the same person,
His realname is Kelvin Chan and he lives in Australia and here is his lame website.

http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/english_index.html
he just creates threads to stir people up and use multiple characters to back himself up(since no one will agree with him). And don't worry about him tryin to hurt anyone, he is more likely to hurt himself then anyone else .
--GO TO THE TOPIC "DUTY OF CARE" TO SEE HOW LAME HE IS--
in the topic u will find kelvin chan again takin on multiple personalities and whingin about how he got hurt in kungfu class and wanting to sue the class over a few bruises, Ohh and he quotes himself saying "Oww, this is painful, stop it!" when he was knockin arms with some one.

mercilessfighter = bestallstyle = EGO Maximus = Goktimus Prime = Kelvin Chan = sad = f*g = butt violator = baby molestor = grandma raper = monkey slapper = Sh*t eater = fist ****er = cum drinker etc etc etc

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

[This message was edited by MUHAMMAD on 02-18-01 at 06:52 PM.]

joedoe
02-18-2001, 04:47 AM
What, are you saying that Ego Maximus isn't really a fat slob that is wheelchair-bound? Oh my God! I can't believe this.

I really should have done Northern Shaolin - it might have taught me how to deal with a situation like this as well. Maybe it could cure cancer too?

Rolling Elbow
02-18-2001, 04:51 AM
Ego Maximus:

Hunggar is too aggressive to the point that it is fool hardy?

WhiteCrane is simple?

what a ****ing joke lol, what are you gonna do, block kick alla TKD . There is no such thing as over-agressive. Agressive wins a fight, prancing is for peacocks u fa**ot.

This thread was obviously a lame attempt at sparking an argument, i should stop posting haha.

Michael Panzerotti
Taijutsu Nobody from the Great White North..

Sun_Tzu
02-18-2001, 05:01 AM
Southern style Shaolin kungfu was developed from
monks from the North however it was watered down due to who it was they were teaching, farmers and fisherman. The whole purpose of creating the Southern Temple was to help these simple people to defend themselves, becuase they were generally the first to come under attack. These people did not have the time to train all day as the monks did, so the Monks created simpler versions that were less involved. Over time the Southern systems
adopted styles from the outside, adding to their collective.

Which is better is subjective, depends on your personal taste. however I don't find Wing Chung to be the pinacle of MA, and I don't understand how come people emphasize it so much when referring to Southern Shaolin, when it is more closely related to a ******* system(meaning that it was not developed in the monastary)
I'm not saying wing chung stylist suck either.

....The skilled commander

Water Dragon
02-18-2001, 05:12 AM
Based on Sun Tzu's post, I'd say Southern might be better. Who truthfully has 6 hrs a day to train? If a system exists that allows you to gain true skill in less time, you are more apt to gain skill in it. If Northern is technically superior, but you can't master it, what good is it?

Although there are many styles, they all depend on the strong beating the weak and the slow falling to the quick. These are not related to the power that must be learned -- Taiji Classics

joedoe
02-18-2001, 05:41 AM
If Hsing'I teaches you total body movement, then will it cure me of my quadraplegia?

OrlandoWingChun
02-18-2001, 05:48 AM
Why would you argue like this?

Who is teaching you to behave in this manner?

It seems like kids fighting over stupid things.

But, I am also curious to your opinions on the northern and southern type of fighting...

Pros/Cons

joedoe
02-18-2001, 05:53 AM
I am only having a good laugh at all this. It is a stupid question designed to inflame an argument.

My view on North & South is this : they are both good.

The saying "Northern kicks, Southern punches" is a pretty good description of the differences. Otherwise they are both as good as each other, and in fact can complement each other nicely.

fiercest tiger
02-18-2001, 06:05 AM
if you like i can visit you and make this possible, you can prove yourself.... me and you.

you stupid kid thinking you can just get on and start ****! WRONG

why get on and start trouble. do you think people dont know... i just seen your web site, well what style do you you want to fight me with. i have one style, not 5-6 systems.

you should shut your trap little boy.

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

joedoe
02-18-2001, 06:29 AM
FT, calm down man. He is just trying to get someone ****ed off, then he's going to threaten to sue you. It's pretty obvious this is a troll post because the question is so obviously inflammatory.

Let it go - it's easier to laugh at him than to get angry with him :).

02-18-2001, 07:31 AM
look at toothless tiger,the warrior with the key board. I have also trained in many styles the one style that can sow your big loud mouth is 5star praying mantis all it takes me is one move and yourre finished ,HISTORY,got it.We have speed and everybody knows speed kills ,ask a 2years old they will tell you speed kills. Dont tell me jocks that i am wrong .Have you got speed if you have then you are worthy of an opponent if not then dont waste my time and that applies to you all key board worriors .5star praying mantis has over 3 centuries of history and it is a NORTHERN style GOT IT ALL YOU OUT THERE , in case you dont knoww

bestallstyle

Muhammad
02-18-2001, 07:40 AM
Yeah yeah what ever u reckon looser, remember in the duty of care post u were complainin about how much it hurts when u train, u are no fighter, u are a w*nker

Let me tell u what is going to happen in a fight between u and FT, u are going to try to hit him with your *superior* speed but then when and if u hit him u are going to cry out "Oww, this is painful, stop it!" and then threaten to sue him

it would be better if u raped yourself Kelvin u will achieve greater g*yness that way

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

joedoe
02-18-2001, 07:42 AM
Whatever bestallstyle/Goktimus Prime/Ego Maximus/5 star praying mantis/mercilessfighter and any other persona you choose to adopt.

Put you rmoney where your mouth is. If you are going to face FT, I wanna be there to see this.

joedoe
02-18-2001, 08:27 AM
Do you think that when bestallstyle makes his threats etc. that his mouth keeps moving after he stops like in the really old, badly synched kung fu movies? Or maybe his fingers keep typing after the words stop coming up on the screen?

BigDude
02-18-2001, 08:43 AM
What ticks me off about this one is that I AM a Northern Shaolin (style) practicioner. I already feel that need to through in (style) because if I don't everybody says "There are lots of Northern Shaolin styles." Now, all Northern systems are tainted by this little putz ranting on and ticking people off.

ABandit - It would be his toes tapping the keyboard after he gets done. Remember his arms feel off after he did the knock arms training. The five year old kid he was practicing with was just too strong for him, poor thing.

Whether the stone hits the pitcher, or the pitcher hits the stone, it's that pitcher that gets hurt

02-18-2001, 09:59 AM
Shaolin Temple: Choy Lee Fut is Southern. Just like Hung Gar and Pak Hok Pai. There's a poem that goes something like this: Swing to the left, Swing to the Right, if you wind me up, I'll Go Go Go! It rhymes whne you say it in Chinese. If they were used in the army, it would be for cannon fodder. Give a poor ole peasent a sword and tell em to swing it ole boy, that's the spirit!

Fierce Tiger: attacking the legs? You don't need Kung Fu. My scottish Terrier does just fine. Go seek'em boy!!

Abandit: Yes I am Ego Maximus. My DISC (degenerative incurrable spinal condition) will see me totally dependent on life supporting machines in years to come. That's final the transformation I can look forward to. Ironic isn't it, such a great ego, such a frail body.

Ego Energize!
Maximus Maximize!

joedoe
02-18-2001, 12:34 PM
Well, I am already on constant life support since my horse riding accident. I sit here typing with my mouth, occasionally having to call for my nurse to help me change my colostomy bag.

I await the day that modern medical science can heal my shattered spinal cord, and rue the day I decided not to learn Northern kung fu. If only I knew then what I know now.

O how I wish I had learned Hsing'I BEFORE the accident because then my total body movement might have saved me from this living hell.

I know how you feel Ego - I too have considered suicide because I hate what I am left with in my life. I am reduced to listening to drivel from single-celled organisms such as yourself, and to participating in troll threads like this one just to have fun.

I wish Northern kung fu could save me from this life *sigh*

Goose
02-18-2001, 05:35 PM
Goktimus you are truly a failure on all fronts, how do you expect to be a teacher?

You try to argue physically but you got your ass whooped, RE: Duty of Care, and try to hide behind the law and other theories.

So then you try to argue academically trying to delve into the history of Shaolin not even realising the existence of the temple in Fujien and its history.
You try again to argue against the effectiveness of Dit Da Jow despite its ancient and proven history of use which expanded into a front against Traditional Chinese Medicine. While Shaolin Temple has quoted innumerable texts of TCM usage and applications, you however have not provided one.

With a disregard for codes of ethics and humanity, you now start a thread to incite anger and disharmony amongst the martial arts community.

You and everyone of your aliases have brought it all upon yourselves.

For those in Sydney, Australia, you might want to see Goktimus (aka Kelvin Chan) in action proving his superiority of the Northern arts.

Sunday 7 p.m. 187 Joseph Banks Dr Kings Langley (home studio)
Tuesday 7:30 p.m. Excelsior Public School Rondelay Dr Castle Hill [NB: Changing to Kings Langley from 19/12/00]
Friday 7:30 p.m. 187 Joseph Banks Dr Kings Langley (home studio)
Saturday 5 p.m. Excelsior Public School Rondelay Dr Castle Hill

Further information can be obtained from:

http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/xingjian.html

while it's still available.

Kelvin Chan, you dumb ****.

02-18-2001, 06:37 PM
no point in me telling you which is better. All I have to do is tell you which one sucks. That's easy. You all suck. All your styles suck. Your bull**** is sickening and you all claim to be MA. Uh huh! You are all a bunch of loud mouth all talk no action. Why don't you come to my school and I'll show you what we can do. All your bull**** blocks to northern kicks. Yeah right. Kiss my ass.

5star praying mantis

02-18-2001, 07:10 PM
There's not one southern technique that I have ever come across that can beat northern MA. Taiji master Sanfeng is a classic example. His style was unrivalled that even the Shaolin monks couldn't beat him. All MA originated from the northern shaolin temple. The south if it exists is just a simplified school. Just a branch off from the north. The north has many more styles, techniques and of course quality than the south. Uh Huh, I still don't see any proof of the southern shaolin existing (even the PRC will not recognise it).

All this claim that southern fighters are better are just all talk and no action.

guru

fiercest tiger
02-18-2001, 10:09 PM
you said come to my school and WE will show you.

you are such a ***** that now the heat is on YOU, you are going to stand behind everyone else and let them fight for you. punk arse mofo!

YOU BRING POOR INICENT PEOPLE INTO IT AND THEY GET HURT.

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

BIU JI
02-18-2001, 11:40 PM
hehe oh precious 5star, you truly are an ignorant heathen aren't you!
You just know I'm going to be there, I'll record for every one.

Who would like to see it?
You're not related to Shaolin Master are you?I couldn't be so lucky!

joedoe
02-19-2001, 12:23 AM
Can I come and watch? Please, please, please? I think it might be interesting to see how you squash a bug with kung fu. Then I could form my own style called "Squashed bug kung fu" and mouth off at everyone on the forum while maintaining my complete and utter ignorance.

Oh, has anyone else noticed how bestallstyle and 5 star praying a**hole both call people keyboard warriors while throwing wround their empty threats? Funny isn't it?

Ignorance Maximise!

dunbarj01
02-19-2001, 01:48 AM
Calmguru,

All MA comes from the northern school, eh? Who's using the braincell in your house at the moment??

5starprancer,

I practise northern KF and I don't think you're expressing the best interests of the art.

To the rest:

A word of caution. I hear 5starprancer has some devastating techniques. Just think of some defences vs. these:
1. Village idiot takes a step back
2. Golden Turkey hides behind the law
3. Weasel waves its nads to the 4 winds
4. Doufus looks in the mirror.

Mercy please, 5starprayingpansy.

joedoe
02-19-2001, 01:59 AM
You forgot:

a) Moron bends over and takes it from behind
b) Mantis kneels down to fellate bestallstyle

and the most devastating technique:

c) Wanker changes hands at 50 strokes.

Kenji
02-19-2001, 02:08 AM
5starmantis/Gok/Ego/Kelvin/etc,

Where is your school located? If you guys are planning to visit his school please tell me. I also wana see a bug get squashed.

joedoe
02-19-2001, 02:26 AM
Kenji, have a look here

http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/xingjian.html

Details are on the site.

fiercest tiger
02-19-2001, 02:32 AM
The pic of the model goktimus should be posted in every thread because the other people are missing out on this vital knowlegde.

live by goktimus
die by the goktimus

head like a smacked arse!!! hahahah :D

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

joedoe
02-19-2001, 02:45 AM
I love these comments on Goktimus' head. So far we have:

Head like a dropped pie
Head like a smacked arse

Any others? How about:

A face even his mother couldn't love
Head like a cat's backside
A face like a cow pat

Please add to the list.

Boris
02-19-2001, 02:54 AM
How about?
Face as pinctered as a cat's arse
Head like a mellon run over by a ute.
Head that wouldn't be out of place as
a Mardi Gras float.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

Fish of Fury
02-19-2001, 03:07 AM
head like a half sucked mango.
head like a deep sea racing mullet.

Phreak
02-19-2001, 03:12 AM
Head like a mung pool
Head like a chook manure

If its a silent ****, let there b more silent

joedoe
02-19-2001, 03:37 AM
Head like a floating mullet
A face that could sink a thousand ships
Head like a Dominoes pizza
A face that a dog wouldn't sh!t on
Head like a p**fter's ring hole

02-19-2001, 04:36 AM
toothless tiger or is it rabby ridden stray cat:Firstly how come non of you out there has the GUTS to reveal your kungfu style you bunch of loud mouth bullies fancy bulling one person and big talk about it .If it is a challange you want then there is one person in SYDNEY who is prepared to take the challange and it has to be one for one fight not 6 or 7 of you against him as has been ,i was told .I officially will introduce him, he is an instructor of the 7STAR STEP NORTHERN PRAYING MANTIS KUNGFU,he has 15years experience behind him and it is an unarm combat,remember UNARMED COMBAT.And dont non of you arm & head banging practitioners decide to gang up on himself as we NORTHERN PRACTITIONERS are rightous and doesnot do such slack and wicked act and dont bring hidden kwan do or broadswords as i stretch to you all southerners or banger kungfu . That it is unarmed sparring.We have together agreeded you mob can bring DID DA JOW and bottles of them too to nurse your bruices.I AND ALL OUR NORTHERNERS PRACTITIONERS WILL WAGER THAT YOUR SOUTHERNER WILL BE BEATEN TO A PULP WITHIN 2 MINUTES .Now introduce your peasant kungfu style and those doing banging or is it bondage kungfu to tell us which southern styles you practice.We NORTHERN KUNGFU has a current all CHINA KUNGFU champ and recocknised wordwide too ,he is the GREAT GRANDMASTER FOOK SIFU FOUNDER OF THE CHING MU ATHELETICS ASSOCIATION he trashed all the forein muscle men who tried to ambarras the chinese by setting up fighting stages all over CHINA .And FOOK SIFU took them all himself and by the way where were all you southern kungfu practitioners then hidding in your farms and when asked as usual will say we did not know there was such a challange then or my paddy fields needed attending to ,sure... wait till its all over then come out of your fox hole.NOTHING UNUSUAL OF THE SOUTHERNERS. Like whats happening in SYDNEY where a number of bullies trying to claim victory whereas the victor was the now who is taking up stray *****cat^s challenge and who regardless of being outnumbered went back to face the bullies.....again.Head banging southerners ....undefined

bestallstyle

joedoe
02-19-2001, 04:50 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is hilarious. Suddenly you who did the talking aren't going to fight, your sifu is going to fight.

If you want to fight by proxy, then maybe we should set up a Sony Playstation and we can play Tekken or something? One on one, honest. FT won't get the rest of us to play on another console.

FT, do you promise not to ask us to use the other console to gang up? If you want, you could get your sifu to play instead :)

02-19-2001, 04:58 AM
BESTALLSTYLE:I FULLY AM BEHIND YOU BLOKES, I CANNOT STAND BULLIES .I have knowledge of FOOK SIFU , he trully is still undisputed CHINA CHAMP.In case some of you dont know who he is then ,his diciple is the character in fist of fury.,this movie is based on his real life story.I like the word banger kungfu .THEY,stand no chance at all one for one with the praying mantis instructor,good on you northern kungfu.Was it real that he went back to face those bullies again ,he sure has guts.Try asking those bullies to go to his dojo ,they will **** in there pants.good on the northern stylist.

guru

joedoe
02-19-2001, 05:05 AM
Hang on, let me change my persona too.

Oh bravo. Jolly good show old chap. I so despise a bully too. I despise them so much, I'm going to mouth off at everyone, then when they decide to do something about it I'll go and hide behind my sifu's skirt.

Smashing show.

dunbarj01
02-19-2001, 05:51 AM
Bestallstyle,

How does your sifu feel about you volunteering him for challenges??? Hope he's not too miffed about you arranging his schedule.

fiercest tiger
02-19-2001, 06:07 AM
your nothing but a *** that wont fight his battles, you put the challenge to me and all southern kung fu stylist.

i dont care about this other guy you want to fight with me. but you want to bring a F@CKING BODY BAG FOR YO ARSE. you have come on and started trouble now you run off to some other person for back up. ***** MOTHER F@CKER.

im sick to death of this ****, all i can say is BRING IT. :mad:

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

joedoe
02-19-2001, 06:10 AM
Hey bestallstyle, have you ever tried to hide a kwon do? Pretty hard job. Maybe you have a secret way of doing that?

If 7 star praying mantis is so superior, and your sifu is so good, what does it matter if there are 6 or 7 people fighting him. His superior speed and devastating techniques should incapacitate them in seconds.

Oh, I forgot to tell you. I'm using my Australian pesona now, not my British one.

Can I laugh now?
OK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

02-19-2001, 06:14 AM
IMPALER: The sifu of the person being challanged ,is very understanding he knows he can more then come out the victor ,he is only concerned that the bullies will in a pack attack together.but he is confident of his student^s ability.But you all can see bandit^s reply that they are showing signs of chickenning out,tails between their legs,well what do you expect of these keyboard worriors,they are even suggesting a game on the playstation.GROW UP YOU SCHOOL BOYS BULLIES.Like wolves they bark loud in a pack and when alone a totally different person ,like a stray *****cat.meow.....

bestallstyle

fiercest tiger
02-19-2001, 06:16 AM
this turd gets on and challenges everyone then ask his sifu to fight his battles. thats cool because if this ever happens i'll make sure i close down their school. NOW THATS THE TRADITIONAL WAY.

I have no problem with his teacher or anyone else just this freaking goose.

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

[This message was edited by fiercest tiger on 02-19-01 at 08:26 PM.]

Bastet
02-19-2001, 06:17 AM
it was YOU who issued the challenge, you can't call in a substitute.

see you soon little boy... i'll be the one with the camera.

blessed be,
a.

Muhammad
02-19-2001, 06:19 AM
Yeah what ever u reckon gay boy, as if a person like u with no dick can hurt anyone, u are chicken **** and don't dare to take on anyone on yourself. let me show u guys some of mr bestofallcrap great technique

btw all these pics are from his ****ty website
http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/english_index.html
this is mr bestofallstyle in a demo and gettin his leg caught while tryin to kick.

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/TodaDemo.JPG">

and here it is again his ugly head that looked like a wildboar in heat

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/sweet.jpg">


yeah your martial arts skill is just so great that i am so scared now,

SUGGESTION FOR UGLY POOF BOY:
Get Out of the dress u are wearing now and grow a dick so u can use a pair of tweezers and entertain yourself.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

fiercest tiger
02-19-2001, 06:23 AM
goktimus rears its ugly ugly ugly head, what ya gonna do lord , watch ya gonna do when he comes and gets a you... :eek:

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

02-19-2001, 06:27 AM
hey you bunch of bullies,dont you get the message that its not his sifu who will fight you its himself who is also an instructor of the style 7star step praying mantis kungfu ,dont twist words around.BESTALLSTYLE: You are true that these bullies are couragious in a pack ,they are even ****ting in their pants to reveal the style of kungfu they do,dont worry be proud of your style like we do,PEASANTS,i like this word to represent you bullies

guru

Bastet
02-19-2001, 06:32 AM
and that would have nothing to do with your convoluted writing style???

arent you getting sick of logging out & then logging back in as someone else?

blessed be,
a.

fiercest tiger
02-19-2001, 06:32 AM
well all the better, i dont care if i fight or not! beat downs a beat down.

the art of goktimus without goktimus.

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

joedoe
02-19-2001, 06:37 AM
Hang on, British persona coming in now.

Well, I'd have to say that best-old-boy did actually intimate that his sifu would be fighting. Unless I misread it of course in which case I'm terribly sorry old chap.

I do have to point out that none of you strapping young lads have given your real details either. Or are you really all born on the same day? Which really does prompt me to suggest that you are all just as chicken as everyone else, and that ultimately everything I am hearing from you is a lot of codswallop.

Jolly good show old chaps. Pip pip.

British persona off.

Ignorance Maximize!

Bastet
02-19-2001, 06:37 AM
oh wait.... you HAVENT worked out that you can go to peoples profiles to see what style they do???

im crushed.

blessed be,
a.

Shaolin Temple
02-19-2001, 06:44 AM
Look here goktimus/ego maximus/bestallstyle/calmguru/5 star praying mantis/mercilessfighter...****!!! Forgive my French but how many more personalities are you going to create?

Have you had enough fun stirring up trouble everywhere? This forum is for discussion of style, art, philosophy and betterment of the beauty of Kung Fu. Do you need to start more useless threads?

Hey everybody, the @rsehole have started new threads in other discussions!!!

For those of you who are out there and are beginning to get annoyed with this @rsehole...there's only so much a monk can tolerate...Amitabha...check Muhammed's reply in

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=71919378 21 (http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=7191937821)

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=5

and Goose's reply in:

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891 902621&p=3 (http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=3)


That photo had just put me off food...that's enough vegetables for me today...
------------------------------------------------

Which Shaolin is authentic. North or South.
As Sifu would say...there is no permanence and there should not be any discrimination.
The point is therefore, who cares.
The more Shaolin there are, the better. Be civilized and chivalrous in your behaviour. As martial artists, we are supposed to not forget that we learn this art to help others and ourselves in times of need...not be a thug!!!
Amitabha.

dunbarj01
02-19-2001, 08:02 AM
I think bestallstyle might have had a fit while he was issuing his challenge - not very coherent English. Perhaps, he's on the floor now, convulsing. :D

Abandit, the british accent might be mistaken by calmguru for adding dignity to his statements. Quite obvious now he has none. :p

joedoe
02-19-2001, 08:06 AM
Dignity? What's dignity? :)

fiercest tiger
02-19-2001, 09:01 AM
be proud my BROTHERS AND SISTERS as troll are dispersed from this chat line.

the room is now cleansed.... ;)

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

BIU JI
02-19-2001, 12:19 PM
Look ball breath you know you don't have to fight everyone at the same time , we'd all be happy to take a ticket.
I personally would enjoy ripping off your great northen leg and beating you with the mushy end.
Though I doubt you're going to get past the first person who wins the pleasure . I couldn't really be bothered posting much with this f**ker , trolls don't learn without a good hammer
I'll be seeing you soon as you're obviously too thick to know when you've dug a big f**king hole.
The thought teases me.

joedoe
02-19-2001, 12:54 PM
FT, I think we can do even better. Why stop now? We are just getting warmed up. And besides, it is fun.

KJoker
02-19-2001, 10:56 PM
Well northern style has more kicks. southern style has more punches.

I know Nanquan or nanchuan (not sure about the spelling) and Longfist. Nanquan is from the south and Longfist is from the north. Nanquan has more punches, intricate hand movements and foot works. Long fist is more open up, havs lots of kicks, jumps, and cover more ground.

My sifu told me that the northern part of china people are taller and that's why they have lots of kicks. People are a shorter in the southern part of china and that's why they have more punches.

Both are tough. I don't know. Either way they're good forms. Each style has its own advantages and disadvantages. All martial arts techniques are good in its own way.

joedoe
02-20-2001, 12:23 AM
Thank you for your reply. It was interesting to see a decent post for the first time in a few days. However, this thread has basically degenerated into yet another swinging dicks contest with challenges being thrown out left-right-and-centre.

Feel free to join in though, it can be entertaining ;). I particularly like winding people like calmguru and bestallstyle up. I imagine them sitting at their keyboards frothing at the mouth :)

dunbarj01
02-20-2001, 12:34 AM
Hi Kjoker,

You're post should have been the first reply to end this troll thread.

I've heard people from the north are taller and people from the south are shorter but then there's just morons like calmguru who wouldn't appreciate such a discussion.

joedoe
02-20-2001, 12:39 AM
Sorry if I sounded rude before. I didn't mean to be.

This thread was so obviously a troll thread from the start that I never intended to answer properly. The question is just so obviously inflammatory. Like asking if Chinese are better than Americans - bound to cause an argument.

Anyway, I will continue to poke fun :)

02-20-2001, 01:49 AM
up to now it seems the NORTHERN PRAYING MANTIS KUNGFU is still undefeated ,no southern kungfu has been mentioned to date to better our NORTHERN STYLE ,except for these southerners throwing slanging words they are weak and poor physically .They also are too embarrased to mention which southern style they train .They all such as ,stray *****cat,abandit etc should be caged as all those BANG,BANG OR BANGERS OR IS IT BONDAGE KUNGFU they have been practising has brain damaged them .May BUDDHA have pity on you braindamaged lot.Do you all know there is such thing as CATT SCAN in this time and age or did you all not know .We northers are always helpful and always will be the champs as we practise the best style dont let me remind you southerns of our forefathers who were the MANCHURIAN rulers who all train in 7star step praying mantis kungfu and or all kicked the ass of your forefathers ,they then became our SUCKERS like there children now .History always repeats itself.YOU WEAKLINGS.

5star praying mantis

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 02:04 AM
u talk big for such an ugly *******, why don't u set a date with FT and see what happens fat boy. Yeah we don't have to reveal what style we leard cause u keep changing personalities, until u stop that we don't have to reveal sh*t to u.

When FT beats your head in u be thankful that u got free plastic surgery for your ugly head.

Oh here is another of picture of MR KELVIN GAY ASS CHAN, that a try hard a$

<img src = "http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~yukihime/eatout/Eat02200/0010.JPG">

jeeezz ur ugly

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

joedoe
02-20-2001, 02:04 AM
Still frothing at the mouth? I see you haven't gotten any more coherent. I don't have to name my style to know what a loser you are.

Maybe the only reason you can beat us is because we are brain damaged. You should be glad we bang our heads otherwise you wouldn't have anything to mouth off about.

Where did you learn English? At the Northern Chinese SChool for the Mentally Challenged? It sounds like it.

02-20-2001, 02:05 AM
Fancy you mentioning SUCKERS: We also have another who is our publicity manager ,(MOHAMMED), He publicise for us for nothing,just so he can CRAW up our ASS ,here good old puppy , you remind us of the altar boys.Same goes for goose,he must be from that BONDAGE or is it HEADBANGERS KUNGFU SCHOOL he sounds like he is enjoying the pleasure of pain ,if you ***s want to come suck mine maybe i can pass some CHI to help you strengtened your southern kungfu

kelvein chan

joedoe
02-20-2001, 02:13 AM
Hello mercilessfister.

Funny how you sound just as incoherent and sound just as stupid as 5starprayingpoofter. Is that because you are the same person or is it because it is hard for you guys to type with one of your fists shoved up your butt?

I don't see anyone mentioning suckers? Is this a ****sexual fantasy of yours? Maybe Goktimus was an altar boy? He is a good Catholic boy? Maybe your split personality is a result of copping it from the priest one too many times?

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 02:22 AM
I would take u seriously but u are so ugly i cannot help but feel sorry for u, so back to the question of do u want a free plastic surgery for your head from FT or not???

yeah and keep practicin your Takin5ManAtOnceWhilePrayin style of yours u f*g.

ADVICE FOR POOF BOY:
maybe u should buy a larger bra for yourself cause i think it is currently too tight for u and that is the reason u have constant PMS and cannot write coherantly.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

KJoker
02-20-2001, 02:24 AM
Abandit,

no you don't sound rude at all. I wasn't particularly replying to your message. I was just answering to the question which one is tougher North or South kungfu and stating the fact that either way they both are tough. I know that because I know both forms. ^_^

During sparring..I wasn't even thinking. I just used north and south combined. So I really have no idea which one is better. ^_^ And my opponent even used combination of TKD, North and south kungfu.

:)

"Welcome to my room. When will you be leaving?" -- Garfield
"Don't worry. Be stupid!" -- Odi

joedoe
02-20-2001, 02:30 AM
I agree, a combination is good. My philosophy has always been that it is the practitioner not the style that makes a good fighter.

I have a problem with people who ask a stupid question like this as, like I said before, it is like asking if being American is better than being Chinese, or if blue is better than green. There is no real answer to the question.

However, I invite you to join us in making these other idiots froth at the mouth :).

dunbarj01
02-20-2001, 02:42 AM
Is there a translator out there that can decipher mercilessfista's messages?

joedoe
02-20-2001, 02:46 AM
I think we need a babel fish. Anyone have a spare one?

I was wondering, why do they call it praying mantis style? Is it because they spend all of their time on their knees?

Phreak
02-20-2001, 02:48 AM
I think you will need someone from Northern side of Kelvin Chan's anus that has a specialty in Chook farming. Considering the similarities between his trap and those rectums of chooks, constantly splatting and drooling out alienated messages.

If its a silent ****, let there b more silent

02-20-2001, 03:35 AM
A BANDIT ,you dont need to be a einstein to know blue is the most popular colour,you peasant kungfu trainers spend too much time in the rice paddy to know or face reality.Muhhamed ,sucker,keep up the fine publicity ,the priest will reward you .AMEN.

kelvein chan

Fish of Fury
02-20-2001, 03:45 AM
green is the best colour and it always has been.
this is a very important discussion, and REALLY worth starting a fight over

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 03:56 AM
I will keep givin u bad publicity for your ugly head, look at u man, u can't get laid even if u wanted to.

U still have not answered the question of the challange with FT, so u gonna take him or not u chicken sh*t.

How bout u stop fussing about which dress u gonna wear to the duel and try practicing some real Kungfu, and not your 5HandsUpMyAss style.

So answer the question on the challange and don't try hidin behind your sifu u f*t ugly *******.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

02-20-2001, 04:10 AM
MOHHAMAD,you great sucker why should i look to get laid when i have a full time sucker to releif me whenever needed,come dont keep father ..... waiting he is waiting in the presbetery.AMEN.

kelvein chan

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 04:23 AM
i am a muslim if u have not worked out, but considerin that u are have such an ugly head your intelligence can't be more than that of a hippo. so i don't go to church like u who in your life goes regularly to church and has started a bible bashin group yourself.

So don't think everyone is like u, and just because u were raped by your father does not mean everyone else did.

Ahh i finally now know why u don't believe in Dit Da, when u were young u were raped very hard and ur a$$ hurt and u tried applyin some Dit Da in your a$$ but it's soothin properties did not penetrate as far as the watermelon that was used to rape u.

Oh and so when are u going to answer the question on the duel??? stop shoppin for a new dress to impress your husband and answer the question

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

dunbarj01
02-20-2001, 04:30 AM
Hey Muhammad,

Mercilesswanker's got a problem with facts. I imagine that he'll be thinker straighter when he unplugs the anal intruder 2000 that he's had up his ar lately. From the incoherence of his earlier messages, I'd say he must have had a pineapple as an attachment.

02-20-2001, 04:32 AM
MUHAMMAD:so you are muslim,must be a relative of SADDAM HUSSEIN ,whereever you IRAQIS get your ass kicked by the coalitions you cry out for allahs help and revenge ,always empty threath like your bang bang kingfu

kelvein chan

02-20-2001, 04:38 AM
IMPALER,so you too are from the bondage club ,i think you need a durian i can have one send to you free of charge ,but for the meantime get muhammad to suck you out he can also teach you the sucking southern kungfu and i would let you to try it on me.

kelvein chan

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 04:50 AM
"i would let you to try it on me."

u are so full of sh*t, challengin everyone with your crappy 5FistUpMyArse style, why don't u answer the question on the challenge to FT and then i will take u after.

And again for the mentally handicapped mercilessf@g in my profile it says am a Saudi Arabian not iraqi, but for the mentally challenged like u, i guess u would not notice that.

So Stop tryin to hide your head under your dress and answer the question on the challenge

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

02-20-2001, 04:53 AM
hey ,dont forget me ,so impaler is the next recruit sucker southern kungfu ,well you can use the comfort of my harem and come guru will stroke and part your hair ,see you dont need to go to a hair dresser .

guru

joedoe
02-20-2001, 05:09 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hang on, British persona coming online now.

Jolly good show old chaps. I must say that ABandit, Vlad the Impaler and Muhammad are the most wonderful specimens of young kung fu practitioners I have ever seen. They are witty, charming and veritably awesome fighters.

Keep up the good work lads.

British persona offline.

joedoe
02-20-2001, 05:12 AM
Can't you poofters come up with your own gags? You are the altar boys who got anally penetrated by your priest. And you practice 5StarOnMyKneesSuckingEveryKnobICanFind kung fu. How do you devastate people with that? Suck them to death?

dunbarj01
02-20-2001, 06:10 AM
Hey Abandit,

Don't think they have time to work on new gags. Guessing that calmguru must be turning up the speed knob on mercilessfister's anal intruder 2000.

Southern or northern doesn't matter. As a practioner of the latter, I still think you (mercilesswanker) and your "friends" are a pack dickwads.

Phreak
02-20-2001, 06:15 AM
yo yo !
Looks like some1's near boiling point. Or perhaps the SPEED that he'd consumed is exploiting his multi personality disorder ? :eek:

02-20-2001, 06:34 AM
IMPALER:At least we are not f$ like you pack.And most of all we train proper kungfu and not like your watered down bang bang bondage kungfu

kelvein chan

joedoe
02-20-2001, 06:45 AM
mercilessbender, YOU are a f@ggot. Come on out of the closet. We don't mind that you are a menstrual discharge. We will accept you as you are.

Don't deny your true nature.

You can bring your friends 5StarTouchingMyToesAndPrayingForMercy, calmpillowbiter as well if you want. We know about all you guys.

Ignorance Maximize!

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 06:47 AM
5ManUpMyAssInMantisPosition is not proper kungfu, u might think multiple anal penetration builds your chigung, but let me tell u it does not, all it does is give u a bad head and facial expression, check yourself out , pretty lame eh.

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/sweet.jpg">

so i guess u been practice rubbin your face in sh*t as well to help develop your chigung as i can see u have sh*t stains all over your face

Advice:
Maybe u should wash your face and your dress after your husband has sh*t on your face.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

02-20-2001, 07:08 AM
MUHAMMAD:What has something everyone has,that you muslims dont have?

kelvein chan

joedoe
02-20-2001, 07:11 AM
Still not making sense? You really must be copping a solid arse pounding over there.

Did you know that your mother calls me every morning to tell me how much she hates you?

02-20-2001, 07:17 AM
In case you dont knoww the answer,it is a full size complete d.I heard you muslims mutilate the most important organ of your body,stupid,,,,is the word for it .Why not throw away your liver or tongue .IDIOTS.

guru

joedoe
02-20-2001, 07:20 AM
Well, obviously you have no knowledge of human physiology. You survive longer without a dick than you do without a liver.

So, is ****sexuality genetic in your family? It must be because your father keeps calling me up and begging me to bend him over and drive him home, but I keep telling him that I don't like him in that way. Can you ask him to stop calling me all the time please?

Muhammad
02-20-2001, 07:20 AM
i see u can't come back from your own uglyness, why don't u comment on how u look????
don't try to change the topic and ask me a question.

why are u in shock from lookin at your self, or i u just suprise the camera did not break while takin the photo???

hehehehe as abandit said, maybe u should tell the bishop to stop pounding your a$$ when u type.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

dunbarj01
02-20-2001, 08:32 AM
Let's put this in perspective with a show of hands! Why does 4.5starprayingwhoever, simpleguru and mercilesstrollposter have such angst not to mention poor language skills. Could it be:


They've formed a gay love triangle
They're interrelated/inbred hence can't count using more than one hand.
They're the result of a horrible brain-arse transplant experiment that went horribly right.


Have your say!

BIU JI
02-20-2001, 08:34 AM
A dog can raise his leg higher than you, a wild pig has better complexion and who's the rent boy next to you.
So when are you going to make good with your half assed **** in your pants challenge you dog's ballsweat stinking f**k. If you want to make things easier you can challenge me, my sifu is FT, if you can't beat me how you going to match him?
I'm open anytime f**kface, name the place and time!
:mad:

02-20-2001, 10:20 AM
biu ji what next raise your legs for ya dog to f*ck your @rse.go suck you loser

bestallstyle

joedoe
02-20-2001, 11:16 AM
Yet another fine example of English. I love it.

Still got that priest's d!ck in your mouth have you?

dunbarj01
02-20-2001, 01:09 PM
I love the english! It reminds me of that game where you make up sentences using little fridge magnets with words on them. Perhaps this is his posting stategy?

02-20-2001, 03:48 PM
no priest's d!ck in mine maybe your gf's if you have one.hahaha.i am the priest and your girl's deepthroating my peehose swallowing my chum.tasty hahaha
impaler what do you do?dump pales of sh!t for aliving or what?oh impaler the pale implorer

5star praying mantis

02-20-2001, 03:59 PM
hey snip off what's it like to be half impotent without ya tip? hahahah what a joke.

5star praying mantis

BIU JI
02-20-2001, 10:42 PM
What are you talking about no reply yet, do you want to make good with your f**ked up Kick King challenge or are you as everyone thinks just a fat boil on the butt of the kung fu community.
Take a serious look at that head of yours and finally try to realise why your mother cries every day.If you are a teacher then your style has a serious problem with it's future.
After all your talk you are just a useless incompitent moron but I guess anyone who knows you allready figured that out.

joedoe
02-20-2001, 10:45 PM
So, the priest has taken his d!ck out of your mouth finally? Where is it now, up your arse?

At least I have a gf. She has better sense than to let a **** like you stick their d!ck in her mouth - it may still have sh!t on it!

So poofter boy, which way is the bishop doing your boyfriend right now? Maybe your father is trying to get in on the action too. I hear he likes it from behnd just like you. Matter of fact, I heard you guys share your dresses.

dunbarj01
02-21-2001, 12:21 AM
HAHAHAHA,

You maintain such a consistantly low standard! What's all this about swallowing your chum??? Is that a reference to bestallstyle??? After all, I gather you'd refer to him as your chum especially as he refered to people as bullies.

02-21-2001, 02:22 AM
go shove one up yours. you are full of it.all nonsense.what are you r/d chemist. whats that? another form of s&m i gather from your preference.
once again i see impotence in your small d!ck.explains your speechlesness.all those threats you have are just words.i'm scared sh!tless here. once again all i get is blah blah blah all talk no action.why don't ya go home jerk yerself off w@nker

5star praying mantis

Muhammad
02-21-2001, 02:27 AM
your the one with no action f@g boy, u say your kungfu is so good and issue challenges but u don't set the time or place, all u do is keep sucking on your fathers dick.

So tough guy say where and when and i will be there.

I BRUISE YOUR ARM ONCE, I WILL BRUISE IT AGAIN

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

NorthernMantis
02-21-2001, 03:09 AM
Guys I think 5star might be rolls in disguise.Have you taken a look at his profile?He claims his style is 7starstep northern praying mantis when that makes no sense and his name is five star.

"Always be ready"

joedoe
02-21-2001, 03:11 AM
Could be anyone really. Many idiots around right now, Rolls is only the worst of them :)

02-21-2001, 04:43 AM
ya s*ck and ya stink. yer girls p*ssy smell like a dead fish.wha ya aint got no d1ck so yer goldfish f*cks her huh hahah ya loser.explains why she wanted more last time. she even wanted to f*ck my budgie too. at least birdie has a bigger d1ck than yers.

5star praying mantis

joedoe
02-21-2001, 05:36 AM
I see you have posted yet another original post. Can you actually write anything original sometime? I am really getting bored having what I write rehashed and thrown back at me as if it is supposed to upset me.

So, apart from blowing your dog, do you get on all fours and let him mount you too? I guess the RSPCA couldn't bust you for that. Maybe you're a little upset because your dog's hairy d!ck has chafed your arse too much and it is bleeding more than usual.

BIU JI
02-21-2001, 11:54 AM
Who's "all talk and no action"? You aren't even taking challenges you originally offered, so as we already know you're the one full of **** and you're obviously the one who's kungfu is nothing but teenage wet dreams.
Oh well chicken **** I've got your address and if you won't set the time and place I'll make it at my own discression.Are you another idiot who thinks the things you say here won't come back on you, fool.
muhhamad, we may have take tickets.

Shaolin Temple
02-22-2001, 02:08 AM
for those of you who may now be annoyed with a certain individual here's a few links to catch up on. If I have mistaken this individual to be the same, do accept my apologies but from all the other posts...it would seem to be the same person.

Look for goktimus/ego maximus/bestallstyle/calmguru/5 star praying mantis/mercilessfighter...he is the best person
to talk to. he is an expert in all styles especially northern.

Hey everybody, the legendary fighter have started new threads in other discussions!!!

For those of you who are out there and are beginning to get annoyed with this person...there's only so much a monk such as I can tolerate...Amitabha...check Muhammed's reply in

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=71919378 21

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=5

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=6

and Goose's reply in:
http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891 902621&p=3

Which Shaolin is authentic. North or South.
As Sifu would say...there is no permanence and there should not be any discrimination.
The point is therefore, who cares.
The more Shaolin there are, the better. Be civilized and chivalrous in your behaviour. As martial artists, we are supposed to not forget that we learn this art to help others and ourselves in times of need...not be a thug!!!
Amitabha.

dunbarj01
02-22-2001, 02:34 AM
5star got voted off! HAHAHAHA.

NorthernMantis
02-22-2001, 03:03 AM
Abandit -

you were wrong 5star is the worst.Yeah I know he got voted off but at least rolls didn't use foul languange.

My kung fu brothers I apologize for this lunatic for he's stained the image of mantis styles epecially 7 star or whatever style that is.I didn't evn offend him and he jumped all over me.

He perverted the image of a martial artist to the max.He was one of us, a kung fu person.When will this stop?When will the immature people stop flaming?This has gooten bad.Kind of makes you wish tkdman was here right now,right?

You could tell he's not the best fighter around by looking at his fat behind.

One more thing I looke at his web page and his stances were horribe.I can't believe he's learning praying mantis.

"Always be ready"

[This message was edited by NorthernMantis on 02-22-01 at 05:14 PM.]

Fish of Fury
02-22-2001, 04:11 AM
don't worry northern mantis, i for one won't judge mantis style by the incoherent rantings of 5 star.
IMO all styles are "good"
at least 5 star gave me something to laugh at

Shaolin Temple
02-22-2001, 04:52 AM
check Muhammed's reply in

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=5

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=6

and Goose's reply in:

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=126197291&f=196199028&m=8891902621&p=3

Which Shaolin is authentic. North or South.
As Sifu would say...there is no permanence and there should not be any discrimination.
The point is therefore, who cares.
The more Shaolin there are, the better. Be civilized and chivalrous in your behaviour. As martial artists, we are supposed to not forget that we learn this art to help others and ourselves in times of need...not be a thug!!!
Amitabha.

joedoe
02-22-2001, 07:02 AM
OK, I can accept that 5* is the worst troller. He certainly had no creativity in his posts :).

I for one do not think less of Praying Mantis style for 5*'s behaviour. He is an individual who exhibited little intelligence and even less control. If it reflects poorly on anything, it is probably his teacher, not the style.

I am not convinced that 5* is Goktimus Prime. I admit it looks suspicious, but it could be some joker out there trying to get Goktimus in trouble.

Gotta admit though - I had a lot of fun winding him up :)

BIU JI
02-22-2001, 06:40 PM
We certainly enjoyed the banter , I was stuck on pages for some time trying to compose myself while through fits of laughter explain to my girlfriend exactly what it was I was dying over.
She just thinks I've finally lost it.
Though the one I ought to thank the most is the fool who thought he was the funny one, he was but not through trying .
Must admit, do you not look forward to the next troll?!

fiercest tiger
02-22-2001, 10:52 PM
**** straight skippy!!!

bring it TROLLS....HAHAHHA

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

NorthernMantis
02-22-2001, 11:12 PM
It's not goktimus?I e-mailed the man saying how how I dilsiked the way he ,5*, treated me and I told him that his kung fu sucked by looking at his web page.If you want to see him doing kung fu he's at http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/Martial.html.


I told him that his stances were terrible.Man now I'm the one who ended up looking like an idiot.I completely isnulted him

"Always be ready"

BIU JI
02-22-2001, 11:43 PM
Either way do we get to see a fight?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Boris
02-23-2001, 01:50 AM
Abandit & Northern Mantis,
It was him all along. If you look at his first post as 5*, you can see the similarity. After that, he may have just given the account to a friend to keep the rest of us occupied. So no, I think he is still responsible...Everyone has a close to unique writing style. In this case, the people that we suspect I think are just his friends so in the end, he is still responsible.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

02-23-2001, 03:05 AM
Listen to all the little boys babbling,is that why the south kungfu is so inferior ,do less talking and more action ,losers.The only time you southern kungfu can ever be better then our northern kungfu is when the compass pin points south,and will it ? Even nature has it that the north is always the way to go.

bestallstyle

BIU JI
02-23-2001, 03:45 AM
Bestallwanker- you are a first rate idiot.

02-23-2001, 03:57 AM
You are a biggest wanker BIU JI ,what kungfu do you do? wing chun or is it bang bang kungfu.Regardless which southern style your kungfu is up to ****...CONVERT and start praticising northern mantis style,it has superior speed and power which you all lack.

bestallstyle

NorthernMantis
02-23-2001, 04:47 AM
bestallstyle/goktimus/5tstar/rolls/whatever

Why must you cause so much trouble to the kung fu communtiy?Why??

Who is your sifu?what praying mantis style do you practice?

Weren't you taught any martial virtue?Doesn't your school have an etiquette?Don't you know you're ambarrassing your sifu and your school?Not to mention praying mantis in general?

Come on stop it.It's disgusting for you to act like that.

"Always be ready"

02-23-2001, 04:49 AM
well done. Yoy should tell him off for his aghast behaviour and reaasure him that he is nothing more than a beast we spit on. BJ you are so conceited and may require pschotherapy. I believe you may eventually develop a violent tendency that may preceed you to becoming a serial self rapist!

guru

02-23-2001, 04:57 AM
Bestallstyle has every right to defend and say whatever he wants. Here we go again, another whinger. Oh stop it. You sound effeminate.
What are you? A female insect on the prowl during breeding season?
What is with your threats? All words only. You disgust me with all your feeble acts of false righteousness.

guru

02-23-2001, 05:28 AM
GURU,i tend to be very disappointed to see so many whingers out there and whats worse are these southern whimps who preach all those bulls ,you all must understand that if you choose to practice martialart then be ready to defend yourself and you dont expect your opponent whether it be in a ring show mercy to you or lose to you because he pities you,then it is not kungfu you should be training in,go take up yoga or lawn bowling,you bunch of women.In kungfu,like our 7star step praying mantis ,when we practise we do it for real,that is why we are good fighters,a fight is a fight,its those whimps that try to portray kungfu as a sport which it is not,you southern whimps give kungfu a bad name,go and do yoga....and leave kungfu to us northerners as has always been in history

bestallstyle

NorthernMantis
02-23-2001, 06:00 AM
Calmguru-

Who do you think you are?You want to fight?Listen here you dumb britt you don't don't know me or what I can do.I'm not going to take lip fom a white foreigner(sorry I had to go there people).I haven't made any threats what so ever.Calling effeminate?Aren't the english supposed to be more femminine than americans?Cross your legs and drink your tea and shut up.

Allbest is not defending my style he's making my style look worse.What false righteousness are you talking about?Look at you defending someone who goes againts the traditions of kung fu.A martial artist is more than a fighter,he respects and acts humle but is not submissive.Yeah I'm guilty of not being the most virtuous person out here but at least I try.

Just because you were born with a spoon in your mouth I'm not going to bend over to some punk like you.Brittish always thinking they can controll the world.Better step fool cause I'm not going to take this from you.

Listen to you.."whingwer" what kind of gay word is that?can't even speak english right.I don't speack foreign hick.You're the one who disgusts me, coming up on me and disrespecting me that way calling me names.

bestallstyle-lot's of southern stylists are well know for being good fighters.Hmm..I think I remember fong say yuk defeated a northen stylist.For some reason other examples escape my mind.I'm sure the guys at the southern forum can give you examples and some can give you a run for your money.

It's not the style,it's the prson that matters.It's the person behind the weapon not the weapon itself that matters.A sword,knife,gun,nuclear bomb,etc.. isn't worth a thing unless theres someone behind it?seewhat I'm trying to say?

I wonder how you guys would have handled rolls he didn't belive kung fu worked at all.

"Always be ready"

[This message was edited by NorthernMantis on 02-23-01 at 08:25 PM.]

Fish of Fury
02-23-2001, 06:28 AM
don't let it get to you NorthernMantis, this guy (guys?) is a twit.they give us white foreigners a bad name :)

i'm also not sure if they are goktimus , although i think goktimus has annoyed enough people under his own name, so don't feel bad.

OK calmguru, bestialstyle...bring on the insults, although i hate having a battle of wits with unarmed opponents.

NorthernMantis
02-23-2001, 06:33 AM
Fish of death-
I'm sorry.I didn't mean you.He just struck my last nerve.I guess I must look dumber than them.

It's really funny.The right man for this job is gone.ROLLS!! where are you when I need you!He's never around when you need him.

The man that I hated(cough*) is now gone.I guess this was his last prank on me.I can hear him laughing away.

"Always be ready"

BIU JI
02-23-2001, 06:37 AM
Whats wrong BS mum didn't give you enough attention, she was from the south was she.
Look you're not funny, clever or any attribute given to humans so why don't you just f**k off, boring git. We already know you're full of s**t so you don't need to continuously remind us.

Fish of Fury
02-23-2001, 06:55 AM
no need to apologise NorthernMantis
you couldn't possibly look dumber than these clowns, in fact i'd hate to see you waste an intelligent reply on cretins that aren't equipped to understand it.

i personally enjoy ridiculing them and then watching them struggle with sentence construction, lack of originality etc.
(no need to sink to my level though :D )

BIU JI
02-23-2001, 07:01 AM
Now now don't underestimate yourself here, troll hunting is a perfectly respectable hobby. With a head like the one here you're doing us all a great service.

Fish of Fury
02-23-2001, 07:13 AM
you're right.
after all the recent work to beautify Sydney, it'd be a shame for it to be buried in a sudden spate of dropped pies

02-23-2001, 07:17 AM
HEY!!!you nobody stop passing yourself off as a northerner ,you should apreciate that you as a southerner had the previledge to train in our northern style or are you imposter,southern coward pr.Its the trademark of you southerners to be greatweaklings,fancy bringing countries into martialart,GOEFFS .. iTS ONLY SOUTHERNERS WHO DONT KNOW ,WHO WAS THE GREATEST ALL CHINA CHAMP WHO SINGLE HANDED DEFEATED THE FOREIGNERS WHO SET UP CHALLANGING STAGES IN CHINA AND CALLED ALL CHINESE WEAKLINGS????A CLUE,THICK SOUTHERN HEAD.he was a northern kungfu sifu.(i wonder where all those south peasant sifus were hiding....)

bestallstyle

Fish of Fury
02-23-2001, 07:25 AM
what's a GOEFF?....anyone?
i followed it up to HEY!!!
then i just dozed off.

BIU JI
02-23-2001, 07:43 AM
Ballbreath - what the f**k are you babbling about this time, yes what is a GOEFF?
You were the lard they teased in school aren't you. I get it now this therapy, your shrink suggested you become more social, now it makes sense(slightly) you're actually trying to make some little friends.
Hey Fish we've become his buddies, i'll be off to puke now excuse me.

joedoe
02-23-2001, 08:12 AM
Thank you for giving my life purpose again. Now I can continue to hone my insulting skills on you ladies.

So, you stopped fellating each other long enough to finally post again. Good to see you back. I see you are still frothing at the mouth. Or is that cum?

BTW a historical fact - at least two of the most famous martial artists practiced southern kung fu - Wong Fei Hong & Bruce Lee. What about the 10 Tigers of Canton?

BIU JI
02-23-2001, 08:17 AM
Their response let me guess,,,, they suck too..
they are weakling southerners,,,, yada yada
good to see you back Abandit, been trolling?

Fish of Fury
02-23-2001, 08:24 AM
it's like you're reading their minds.

when you've finished reading them be sure to recycle...(i hear they make great toilet paper)

Boris
02-23-2001, 08:27 AM
Goktimus, aren't you good? Big man, using very big words. Still playing the same old games. Aren't you sick of it? After all those stupid posts you haven't had enough have you? I just find it funny that you can do it after I POSTED your address online. If theres nothing better, bring it on you little fecker, I AM A, CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRRRLLLD MOUTH BOXER. I did study under you after all.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

joedoe
02-23-2001, 08:30 AM
Nah, troll stomping. Until now there weren't any others to stomp ;).

NorthernMantis
02-23-2001, 07:46 PM
Boris-

he's not goktimus.I recently got the pleasure of hearing from him a while ago since I had e-mailed him.Goktimus didn't know a thing that I was talking about.He thought I was arguing about aikido.

The way of writing and explaining weren't even remotely the same.Again..goktimus I apologise if you read this.

allbest is just some loser trying to stirr up trouble.If I didn't know any better I'd swear he probably was rolls, but rolls didn't belive kng fu worked at all.
:confused: :confused: :confused:

"Always be ready"

02-24-2001, 01:48 AM
ABANDIT:I knew someone would come up with WONG FEI HONG,you are a twit,you watch too much SHAW BROTHERS MOVIES,he is only a movie legend!!!!TWIT...and BRUCE LEE had a fight once with a sifu WONG,who practises northern kungfu,and BRUCELEE got beaten ,and it was from this fight that he realise how restrictive was the WING CHUN way and he modified a style ,JKD,which has all the liking of any NORTHERN STYLE,long stances,longer sticking distance,and what we have that your southern style lack is speed...speed ,get that into your thick heads ,with all head banging you have been doing ,cannot blame you.Bruce lee also emphasised speed,speed....speed.GOT IT !!!!

bestallstyle

Boris
02-24-2001, 02:50 AM
Best all anal :You're as quick as a hermaphrodite midget riding a tricycle over a speed hump with a d!ldo up his arse. I've seen some northern **** and it doesn't fit your description. It actually made sense where you are just incoherent. What the f*ck are you saying? You want Speed? Well I know people at raves deal in that ****. Anna Wood knew all about that.

Northern Mantis, that Goktimus Pu55y is just messing with you. If you were trolling a thread, would you admit it? I think not, I would play as stupid as possible and laugh at the stupid idiots who think they're the sh!t in the detective department. If it's not him, it's one of his northern f@g friends. Bestallfister here knows all about about that, because he's probably another Goktimus clone.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

02-24-2001, 03:20 AM
BORIS, sounds like you are trying to justify yourself ,sounds like you must have slow reflex ,if that is the case then you will never become a good fighter.With all those bang bang and head banging you have been doing has done damages to you already.Even up to now no one has the guts to reveal the **** southern style they pratice.?????

bestallstyle

NorthernMantis
02-24-2001, 05:46 AM
best-

you still haven't said who your sifu was and what is your lineage.Trying to save face for your school?I'm sure your sifu doesn't promote this type of behavior.

"Always be ready"

02-24-2001, 06:20 AM
Hey imposter,typical southerner trying to pass off as one of us.Get this into your southern thick head,my style is 7starstep praying mantis.What style do you realy do????and answer this question before asking another.GET IT....And what lineage am i,what does it matter,as long as my kungfu is good and GENUINE .That is the problem with you southerners ,its your kungfu ability that counts and matters,not how senior you are.....,.

bestallstyle

02-24-2001, 06:29 AM
ALL YOU SOUTHERNERS AND SOUTHERN KUNGFU PRACTITIONERS .Get off your ass and face reality your southern stlyle is f.YOU lot are too scared to reveal your **** southern style .Go and continue to hide your head in sand and play with your LIONS head ,dancing is what you lot are good for.,and your LIONS HEAD can give you a good head job../ha ha ....

guru

NorthernMantis
02-24-2001, 06:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> What style do you realy do????[/quote]

Oh, so you want to know?Well then I'll be happy to tell you.I practice wah lum tam tui northern praying mantis.The tam tui style is fused into our mantis style.We probably have kicks that you don't have.That's about as northern as you can get.

I never heard of 7starstep praying mantis before.I've heard of 7 star mantis and 8 step mantis but not yours.Is it a combination?

Who is your sifu?If I may ask.I'll gladly post mine's if you answer me without lying.

Calmguru -

What style do you practice?Are you a kung fu brother of allbest?

"Always be ready"

[This message was edited by NorthernMantis on 02-24-01 at 09:14 PM.]

02-24-2001, 07:37 AM
If you dont know what 7STARSTEP NORTHERN PRAYING MANTIS KUNGFU IS,THEN **** OFF AND DONT PRETEND TO BE A MANTIS PRACTITIONER,Unless you are a little kid then go ask your DADDY.,little boy.

guru

BIU JI
02-24-2001, 02:54 PM
I bet you know all about daddys and little boys yeh!
If you are so superior, you tell me which style I do, unless of course you have figured out how to search posts.Do you know which persona you are at the moment?
Since they all smell the same I guess you wouldn't. Where is Bestallfelchee by the way? Twitching in the corner perhaps.
You and your wimpy empty challenges are getting pretty boring, maybe you'll actually make good with them some day.
Oh I could only be so lucky.

NorthernMantis
02-24-2001, 08:15 PM
Calmguru-

You're obviously a fake.I've never heard of 7 starstep mantis before.You or your friend don't want to tell us your the origin of your style or who your sifu is.

I stated my style already and if you say who your sifu is I'll tell you who my sifu is to be equal.That way you can't say I'm being unfair.Heck I'll even post my style's web site if you want but you have to post yours.

I can tell your just a fake troll.I'll tell you again I've heard of 7 star and 8 step but not the combination.

Instead of telling me in a calm manner you just insult me back.That my friend tells me you don't even know what your talking about and probably don't even practice kung fu.

So will you tell me?or are you afraid?It deosn't hurt to say who your sifu is.

allbest-

I answered your question now answer mine's.Who is your sifu?I'll gladly post mine's if you answer me truthfully.Does your school have a website?

"Always be ready"

[This message was edited by NorthernMantis on 02-25-01 at 10:22 AM.]

02-25-2001, 01:51 AM
ALL YOU OUT THERE ,HEARD THE LATEST NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER:A group went to the mantis dojo to challange there SENSEI and the usual result ,they got there arse kicked in and left crawling out with there tails between there legs

bestallstyle

NorthernMantis
02-25-2001, 02:57 AM
bestallstyle-

You're the imposter.We don't call school's dojos.That's japanese you moron.Not ven a chinese dialect.

Quit avoiding me and tell me who your sifu is.I'll post mine's so you wont have to worry about anything.

You and calmguru are fakes.Or maybe your one person aren't you rolls?Coming in here throwing insults making mantis look bad.

Now answer my question.Who's your sifu and how did your style originate?You didn't even recognise my style or asked how it came to be.

"Always be ready"

02-25-2001, 03:12 AM
BESTALLSTYLE: The news is genuine the group got trashed by the sensei himself,maybe this will shut some of those proud fake loudmouth for a while.And who is this imposter another loud mouth too is he?they will never learn,that northern mantis is one proven style you never underestimate.

guru

NorthernMantis
02-25-2001, 03:39 AM
Calmguru-
your full of it.There's no such thing as senseis in kung fu.

Now you both answer me.I know you guys are just looking for attention but I want to know who your sifu is.

"Always be ready"

Fish of Fury
02-25-2001, 03:57 AM
is it just me, or has the fun gone out of this? :rolleyes:

02-25-2001, 04:15 AM
DEFEATED MARTIALARTISTS HEADBOWED WITH SHAME:I found out more details from our SYDNEY NORTHERN MANTIS school.,that the challangers were of EUROPEAN appearance ,the ones that fought claimed to do GRACIA and MACHADO JUTJITSU while the other person did KARATE since childhood.The jutjitsu actual fight one of our average junior fellow student first only to be injured by the superior mantis strikes and kicks.He couldnot continue so he tagged his other friend (TAG TEAM ha..ha..)only to end up defeated by our fellow SYDNEY MANTIS junior student with one blow and a takedown move ,where he ended on his arse in agony .This proves that we have the best style .....and all you other styles stinks and sucks.

bestallstyle

02-25-2001, 04:17 AM
DEFEATED MARTIALARTISTS HEADBOWED WITH SHAME:I found out more details from our SYDNEY NORTHERN MANTIS school.,that the challangers were of EUROPEAN appearance ,the ones that fought claimed to do GRACIA and MACHADO JUTJITSU while the other person did KARATE since childhood.The jutjitsu actual fight one of our average junior fellow student first only to be injured by the superior mantis strikes and kicks.He couldnot continue so he tagged his other friend (TAG TEAM ha..ha..)only to end up defeated by our fellow SYDNEY MANTIS junior student with one blow and a takedown move ,where he ended on his arse in agony .This proves that we have the best style .....and all you other styles stinks and sucks.

bestallstyle

02-25-2001, 05:24 AM
HEY YOU ALL FROM DOWN UNDER:For some strange reasons you all has gone underground ,no words or replies.Are you in anyway associated with the defeated pair ,sounds like it....WAKE UP ALL YOU ......

guru

Fish of Fury
02-25-2001, 08:25 AM
something you just made up hardly constitutes exciting news

HuangKaiVun
02-25-2001, 03:57 PM
NorthernMantis, you DA MAN among boys on this awful thread.

NorthernMantis
02-25-2001, 11:26 PM
HuangKaiVun-

Thanks for the compliment, but I don't think I acted in a much better way.My sifu would have told me to ignore it and go on and I did not.Part of our schools etiquette is control.

It's obvious that these two are fakes and that they don't need to be paid attention to anymore.

It's very saddening that I'm probably way younger than these two guys.They brought themselves down to the level of my eleven year old brother.Instead of answering me the only thing they can do is just insult people.

Guys don't bother arguing with them.Everyone knows they're not legit kung fu practitioners.

"Always be ready"

02-26-2001, 02:29 AM
LISTEN to that fake asian yankee,imposter.You sure sound like a southern asian fake,trying to learn northern kungfu,you are probably rated as the garbage lot (worst 5%),of the style you do.The problem we get with your kind is you are all mouth and try to compare yourself with others by number of years you train,then you are wrong,its how good you are with the style.You still sound so immature and probably has not done any full contact sparring at all and thinks he is good already.Your type only emphasis all your time in forms and set moves and from this you think you are good already,and it is your type who ,big head gives our style a bad name because you sh1t do not know how to do practical fighting .Grow up ,BOY,go and enter more allstyle tournaments .And stop thinking ,BIG HEADED.or you get your arse kicked one day by someother style.Grow up before you talk sh1t,and dont run to your daddy when in trouble,and give the northern mantis a whooshy name...YOU JERK...

bestallstyle

obiwan
02-26-2001, 04:24 AM
Listen up guys,

I train in Northern Preying Mantis in Australia.
I have to agree with Norther Mantis. You two are being abusive, antagonistic and counter-productive to the martial arts on this site.

Your posts and derogratory and disgusting. All you do is trade insults.

Why am I concerned? Because you keep insulting my style on fictious unproven events and information.


Quite frankly, I wished I didnt bother writing to you because I know it will just be replied by abuse and insults anyway.

To ALL MEMBERS.

The information provided by these two, is completely fictious, unproven and insulting. Please support me in a ban of these two members from this website.

Email to the administrator on
steve@stevecreel.com

I have already voiced my concern.

In case you don't recognise this thread, it is actually copied from the "Duty of Care" thread, which was LOCKED DOWN precisely for this behaviour.


To Bestallstyle and calmguru,

I certainly hope you are not like this in real life, because if you are, you are not martial artists, you're just thugs.

This judgement is made purely on what you have written online. I hope in real life that you are completely different then your online perosonas and that this accusation of you two is not unfounded, and I'm sure everyone else will agree, that you're behaviour is unacceptable by modern netiquette.

if you want to discuss this offline

email me

obiwan@net-4-biz.com

I would like an objective and meangingful discussion.

I have created this email address for this purpose and would like some constructive discussions.

If you become insulting and abusive at this email address, then I simply will not check it, as it is a dummy account for people such as yourselves.

Forgive me for my rough tone, but quite frankly, I think that you two have some serious problems.

I'm trying not to be personal, but rather give constructive criticism, which i think everyone else will agree with my views.

Obiwan

The Force will be with you...always

KJoker
02-26-2001, 06:22 PM
he he he..I thought this thread would be over already. geez.

Sometimes I wonder, do these people know the origin of Kungfu? It's suppose to be for health and fitness, self-defense (NOT beat up others or challenge others to decide who's the best), and character training.

as I said before..no difference on what style you learn. The north and south have very different style and both are good. Only people who have an open mind will understand what I'm going say next. Not just kungfu, but any kind of martial art techniques are good and have their own advantages and disadvantages. I know forms from north and south. Actually I want to learn as much forms as I can. It's fun people :) and good for health too.

Just to add another thing and I'm not implying everyone should change their religion: according to Buddha's teaching...the more knowledge you have...the humbler you should be (not showing off how good you are)

BestAllStyle:
The character Wong Fei Hung...to me he's real. Well at least from one of the books that I read.

Once Upon A Time In China, Fong Sai Yuk, The New Legend of Shaolin : these movies are connected to each other.

In the movie New Legend of Shaolin Hung Xi Quan is real. He may not be a fighter but he's real. The five kids in the movie (with the tatoo on their back) are real. Tsoi Tak-chung, Fong Tai-hung, Ma Chiu-hing, Wu Tak-tai, Lee Shik-hoi...these five kids became the First Five Ancestors. (read The Dragon Syndicates : The Global Phenomenon of the Triads by Martin Booth) Fong Sai Yuk..also real.

These movie are based on real people but they might not necessarily be kungfu fighters. The producers of the movies have to change the stories a bit because these are kungfu movies...of course they must have kungfu in it and the main characters have to do kungfu. Otherwise they will just be...dull history videos. But these people are important people in Chinese history because they helped and protected China.

[This message was edited by KJoker on 02-27-01 at 08:33 AM.]

joedoe
02-27-2001, 01:15 AM
From what I understand, Wong Fei Hung was a real person, and he was also an awesome fighter.

Just my $0.02 worth :)

KJoker
02-27-2001, 01:41 AM
yup. wong fei hong's martial style is Hung Kuen.
Hung Kuen is also called Hung Gar.

"Welcome to my room. When will you be leaving?" -- Garfield
"Don't worry. Be stupid!" -- Odie

NorthernMantis
02-27-2001, 01:49 AM
Yes hung ga was orininally founded by hung hei goon (hung si kwan) and wong fei hung later developed it further into todays mordern hung ga.

"Always be ready"

whitelion
02-27-2001, 03:01 AM
Tried to email you but couldn't get through :)

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Talk softly and carry a big stick.

03-03-2001, 06:17 AM
TALK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG STICK:(BROADSWORD)
join the MARDI GRAS and shove the big stick up your arse hole .

kelvein chan

whitelion
03-04-2001, 01:03 AM
Tried to but I couldn't :).

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Talk softly and carry a big stick.

BIU JI
03-04-2001, 11:51 PM
Funny you're the bringing up the topic of sticking things up bottoms, something you want to share with the world?!
If there is just keep it to yourself , god knows what you've got you filthy little muck.
obviously your kung fu is still as crap as usual, still enjoying your play station you little knob jocky.

03-05-2001, 01:55 AM
I do play the playstation alot,it is not only entertaining,but also keeps your mind active for fights also,dont tell me you have never played the playstation,or there is non available DOWN UNDER.We have playstation 2 now ,just to keep you updated also.Even airlines 4 AIRFORCE pilots practice in the stimulators before being allowed into the real stuff.Your country is still very backwards from what i gather.

kelvein chan

Muhammad
03-05-2001, 02:12 AM
mercilessfighter, when u stop frothin in your mouth can u post your previous message again, and this time in english

hahahaha man u must be physically and mentally disable, i feel sorry for u man, for the only kung fu u can practice is post fu and u are not very good at it.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

03-05-2001, 02:47 AM
Go join your brothers going to MOUNT ARAFAT ,WHY!!!!!TO LOOK FOR THE LOST FORESKIN..........

kelvein chan

Muhammad
03-05-2001, 03:19 AM
hahahahaha

sorry merciless, from what i gather about your last incoherant post was something about u wanting to mount Arafat.

yes i know u have secret desires about Arafat, and i know u get excited when u are thinking about him, so this time i guess u are incoherant b'cause u are excited and only typing with one hand.

So when u are ready and have calmed down u might want to write another more coherant post about your desires about mounting men.

thanks for posting again

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

joedoe
03-05-2001, 05:10 AM
mercilessfister, why do you persist in trying to convince us you live in America? We all know that you are in Australia.

If you really live in America, whereabouts are you living?

03-05-2001, 05:55 AM
Whenever you are in the STATES ,or is planning to come then i will let you know,i will take you around to see what and how well equipted our kwoon is,and will impress you how we train.

kelvein chan

03-05-2001, 08:54 AM
you call yourself a muslim. you are such a loser. you only talk about mounting arafat. you f*cking idiot. at this time of the year, all of yer tipless brothers are crawling up the mount arafat to retrace the steps of your great prophet mohammed to look for yer lost tip.
get ya facts right you p00f. :D

kelvein chan

BIU JI
03-05-2001, 09:05 AM
Poor deluded smuck, you still thinking you're some master of the arts. Why don't you take up the challenges you post?
If your school is so great , shouldn't have any problem huh! Think you don't actually study at all by the sounds of it , just watch movies and play station. Though don't feel bad about it , you've made yourself usefull here by being the forum clown.
No no , don't be modest you trully are a first rate d**khead, you should be proud.

03-05-2001, 10:17 AM
hey loser i dare yer to come to my school. we have branches all over the world. my fellow colleagues in australia told me that last week some loser karate and bjj dude came in for a challenge and had their @ss kicked so hard we had courtesy to escort them back to their car. they had their @ss kicked so hard that they tried to fight tag teamed. hahahahahaha. losers. i beat if yer came with all yer friends (hang-on if you have any) you'd probably do the same and do a tag team fight against one of the juniors. our NORTHERN style kicks @ss.
in case you are illiterate, baga jinaji is idiot chinamen. jinayan refers to you @sshole asians. go back to where yer came from slant eyes.

:D

Boris
03-05-2001, 12:48 PM
Merciless Fister: You school is the greatest? O.k, if it is so great. Set a date, time and place and I'll see.

Don't say you're in America since you're posting during Australian hours. 9-5 most days. You admitted that Obiwan is your Sihing and he is Australian, and so is Goktimus. You also mentioned Mardi Gras, Australian. So you snivelling little turd, you're Australian.

Slant eyes? So what you're the northern Chinese Kung Fu practioner. Isn't it a bit ironic that you're practicing a martial art developed in Asia?
Oh well, we know you're really a TKD fighter pretending to be a sambo fighter pretending to know 7 star mantis. But the truth is that you're really a practioner of the art of wanking.

If you hold anything back, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything

joedoe
03-06-2001, 12:52 AM
I will be in the US in a few weeks for business. Tell me where you are so I can schedule in a visit to your school.

Oh by the way, I am a slanty eyed Asian.

southernman
03-06-2001, 03:06 AM
I thought it would be fun to talk to other students of the Chinese martial arts from around the globe, but it seems as though all you guys want to do is talk about how you can kick each others butts, and lie about how intelligent you are.
I don't know which is better, northern or southern style, but I do know this: if you have to tell someone you or your style could kick his, or his style's butt, you probably can't. Furthermore, if you have to result to being a bigot, and insulting an entire race, you must be a coward.
For those who can be civil, I would love discuss the advantages and disadvantages of the numerous styles of Kung Fu.

Be a gentleman, like the


:D SouthernMan

joedoe
03-06-2001, 05:36 AM
Don't be discouraged. We're not all arseholes, and we do occasionally have serious discussions :).

03-06-2001, 05:50 AM
ABANDIT : If you are serious,then if you go to our kwoon in castle hill,western suburd.(NORTHERN MANTIS) Anyone there will give you my address,i will let them know ,so they will give it to you.When you do come i will do some friendly sparring with you and then you can be convinced of our style's effectiveness,and you can show me yours too.

kelvein chan

joedoe
03-06-2001, 05:58 AM
But you said anytime I was going to the US you would give me your address. I am going to the US, and I don't have time to go to your Castle Hill school because I am so busy at work, as I can't make a trip to Sydney right now.

Just give me the address of your school in the US and I will organise my trip so I can come visit you.

03-06-2001, 06:05 AM
Dont you have a phone to ring.I was right all along that you are in the dark ages.

kelvein chan

joedoe
03-06-2001, 06:19 AM
So the Castle Hill school is open full time is it? OK, I can ask for your address, but if I say "Can I have mercilessfighter's address" will they know who I am talking about?

prana
03-06-2001, 07:35 AM
Just curious, it seems Merciles Fighter became somewhat passive in the last 2 posts. Didn't have to be PhD to figure that one out, nor a professor of Western Studies, just plain simple Eastern man :)

Any1 else sense the same ? It seems the red now seems 3 shades green

03-06-2001, 07:54 AM
Yes ask the seniors,or instructor of the day.

kelvein chan

joedoe
03-06-2001, 08:00 AM
mercilessfighter,

What is the phone number to the school? Or is there a web site I can visit?

BIU JI
03-06-2001, 02:42 PM
Well there you have it, 3 people you are willing to give you a visit you snivelling s**t.
A Bandit- Boris the Blade i'd be happy to come with you though I know you don't need moral support in this just thought I'd like someone to take pictures with my camera.
Give me a email at torabisu46@hotmail.com
If this clown is actually getting the balls to live up to his claim I know you'd love to see it.

BIU JI
03-07-2001, 10:44 AM
Gee, what no response, surprise surprise. I seriously don't think this twit would give any correct number or address anyway.
Not worth the bother, probably gets beaten up regularly by his mother . Merciless nobody you know you're full of s**t so just dissapear why don't you.

joedoe
03-08-2001, 12:21 AM
I'm wondering if he has been kicked.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

BIU JI
03-08-2001, 12:44 AM
With any luck!

Juggler
03-08-2001, 02:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>in case you are illiterate, baga jinaji is idiot chinamen. jinayan refers to you @sshole asians. go back to where yer came from slant eyes. [/quote]

He is obviously unaware that his Northern style KF was invented by 'slant eyes'. :rolleyes:

Interestingly...

I've searched the Yellowpages, and there are no Northern Mantis schools in Castle Hill, NSW, Australia. :D :D :D

Fish of Fury
03-08-2001, 05:16 AM
i'd say he's unaware of a great many things.

BIU JI
03-08-2001, 04:01 PM
How are you my scalely reaper? Most of the trolls have slithered off somewhere but they forgot about this one cluelessfelcher but he'll go soon , can't keep avoiding challenges forever.

Fish of Fury
03-09-2001, 01:38 PM
scaley reaper...i like that!
how's things?
perhaps they may have finally removed MFister...how will we ever manage without his insightful comments and humble wisdom?
actually i think i'll cope :D

BIU JI
03-09-2001, 04:35 PM
Things are good, training hard , having fantasies of beating MF, the usual.

Seems though there a few trolls these days so I'm sure we'll see the grand days return. Tally ho chaps.

joedoe
03-10-2001, 04:12 AM
He's back. Check the kung fu forum :)

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

03-10-2001, 04:51 AM
Another shrunken- testicles shaolin pratitioner

kelvein chan

joedoe
03-10-2001, 05:31 AM
mercilessfighter, you still haven't given me a phone number or website I can use to contact the Castle Hill school for your details. My trip to the US is coming up very soon and I can't visit you if I can't get your school's address.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

fiercest tiger
03-11-2001, 12:29 AM
whats up man? hey the school at castle hill is called ss? shaolin kung fu, they are a non traditional kung fu school. the have a big sign on the windsor rd or could be old winsor rd, well do you wanna catch up for yum cha?

take care

peace

bakmeimonk@hotmail.com

joedoe
03-11-2001, 02:48 PM
FT, Yum Cha sounds good. I'll email you.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

BIU JI
03-12-2001, 02:35 PM
mercyfelcher I bet you've had plenty of experience with shrunken testicles, particularly 11yr old ones. I'm sure some one will catch up with you soon.

A bandit hows things? Give us a yell when you head over to dickheads place! pleeeease!

stormy
03-28-2001, 04:43 AM
You guys are a lttle too ignorant for my liking. I will not even pretend to be educated or experienced in the field of martial arts (like you impostors have tried) but I do know that the style of the fighter does not matter. There is not a single art that is any better than the rest. It all lies within the hands and mind of the fighter. You could be a 15 year student of your illustrius Northern style and still get you ass kicked by some street punk that knows how to scrap, just because you are a cowering fool that is a bad-ass on-line:eek: and the punk is a cold-blooded, methodical sociopath with 1000 times the initiative and mental prowess that you possess(If you possess any). So pull-out of that big, high horse that you've been riding and get some common f***ing sense.
As always I do not mean to offend any students or masters of any style (except those boneheads who have none) and I hope you understand my point.

joedoe
03-28-2001, 09:16 AM
Chill out man, they've both been kicked off.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

dre_doggX
05-02-2001, 01:24 AM
YO Bandit frist of all you dont need to go making fun of a follow martial arts of any style. anyway Hsing-i is a northern style and Choy Li Fut is composed of both northern and southern skills. The monk it was named after was a northern shaolinn monk. I like Northern Styles better then southern. I like Chen style Tai chi chuan but that does not mean I cant respect southern kungfu styles like the dragon and wingchun. I practice Wingchun along with Taekwondo(a northern style) and Wing CHun was developed by Southerners but was made to fight both Northern and Southern styles of Kungfu. its linear but has chi sao an excerise that is very similar to push hands( tai chi). :confused:

Andre Lashley

joedoe
05-02-2001, 11:16 AM
Man, I wasn't the one going around making fun of people. Some troll came along and started mouthing off. All I did was try to get rid of him. I don't have a preference about north or south, they are both good and as I have said countless times, it is the practitioner and not the style that makes a good fighter.

I think you are having a go at the wrong person.

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You have no chance to survive - make your time.

Laine Nakachi
05-11-2001, 10:00 AM
North Or South Kung Fu ,which is a better or tougher kung fu . North or South Kung Fu .

Kelvien Chan

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Kelvein ,

Good topic, but let me share with you my input towards your topic .
Southern Kung Fu practitioners , would usually use their legs for mobility and at the same time use their hands for both offensive and defensive techniques .
The northern kung fu practitioners would use their hands to open up the opponent's defense and move in offensively with their legs .

I would choose both styles,because the southern uses mostly hands and the other system uses mostly legs.Would be nice and good to be able to use both hands and feet effectively.Example Choy Li Fut contains both northern and southern kung fu styles. Choy Li Fut is very much well known around the world .You see kung fu styles are like components of northern and southern branches of kung fu .Regardless of styles or systems.Each system of kung fu would have their own share of disadvantages .So what you need to do is to combine 1 southern style and 1 northern style together to make it good.

Take Care ,
Sil Lum Kuen

freestyle
05-11-2001, 11:39 AM
i love Northern kung fu a bit altought Southern kung fu is not bad.

Northern kung fu is more applicable to the real fighting situation.

:cool:

peehoo
05-17-2001, 11:05 PM
bad kungfu is bad kungfu
good kungfu is good kungfu
enjoy your style don't worry about everyone else
I practise Northern styles but if something from a Southern style works then we use it (Wing chun hand technique is a good example)
I don t worry about where it comes from or where its going just how it works for me

do without doing

BIU JI
05-18-2001, 04:12 PM
You're full of sh!t, it's how you train your system not oooh north is better than south or some ignorant dribble like your comment.you obviously dont know the half of what you think you do.Idiot!

freestyle
05-20-2001, 06:26 AM
you sound so stuipd,dumb axx.

if you dont like to listen people's comment, why would you come to talk in the forum. People can express what you think about any kind of kung fu.
Clean up your mouth before you talk!

dunbarj01
05-21-2001, 07:49 AM
Okay freestyle,

You can post your opinion but what's your point? North is better? Why? You can't say one thing is superior without justification and not expect to offend someone. This post was started by someone not trying to have an open discussion but rather they were just flinging crap about for the sake of it.

Mr. Nemo
05-21-2001, 08:48 PM
Why can't we just let this thread die?

dunbarj01
05-22-2001, 02:52 AM
Sorry Mr Nemo,

You're quite right. Enough said.

freestyle
05-22-2001, 03:15 AM
I think i should let this thread die since i am prohibited to talk freely and openly.

Good luck...enjoy yourself...

Laine Nakachi
05-30-2001, 08:41 AM
Pointless Argument
Bad Kung Fu is bad Kung Fu
Good Kung Fu is good kung fu
enjoy your style don't worry about everyone else.
I practice northern styles but if something from a southern style works then we use it ( wing chun hand techniques is good example ) I don't worry about where it comes from or where its going just how it works for me.
Do without doing

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

peehoo ,

I agree with you.


Take Care,


Fe luk

honorisc
05-30-2001, 01:52 PM
I presume you all don't harbor ill feelings towards the geography of a style. And don't necessarily think Yeah! Let's fihgt! We're three, There's only fifty of them. We do Northern Kung-Fu. i thought primary stay alive. To fight risks injury. Bear Humility before you risk not yourself (that in part is inconsequential), but risk hurting (crippling, or killing another (unless as they say you have to (the you have to's and had no other choices are less actually frequent then people claim or believe, seems so))) another.

O.K. :-) So the very good if not great Northern Kung-Fu beats Southern. Yet there is still Southern Kung-Fu. So if Northern still exists that by your own claims indicates it is better. to be able to hold off and thwart such marvelous Kung-Fu as that of the North. :-)

When we don't have enemies from without; we side against ourselves. In the hopes that we don't have to confront our Selves. perhaps some-such. :-)

That was nice. Thak you for the oppertunity. :-)

Very some such,perhaps might have been, likely say some, some not.

unclaimed effort
06-01-2001, 09:32 PM
They are the same if you practice the right way. Hung Gar is not overly aggressive, what is the steel wire set for? Wing chun only needs those angles cause that's all that counts. If southerners were so stupid, what about Wong Kay Ying(Father of wong fei hung), Tit Kiu Sam(Wong Kay Ying's Sidai), Luk ah Choy(wong fei hong's sigung), Wong fei hung, Fong Sai Yuk. :)

If two tigers fight, the result will be one injured tiger.

Stillness in stillness is not real stillness. Stillness in motion is real stillness.

bil jong
06-01-2001, 11:53 PM
north is flashier , but both are equally effective in combat. maybe even more in the south, considering hand techniques are more effectice when fighting someone who has no martial experience at all.