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MasterKiller
08-13-2011, 11:04 AM
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!

JamesC
08-13-2011, 11:04 AM
I vote Bawang.

He has the ultimate Iron Pubis Defence.

bawang
08-13-2011, 11:05 AM
david ross

anyone that disagrees is a traitor to kung fu

lkfmdc
08-13-2011, 11:06 AM
is this like the stay puff marshmellow man thing?

Hardwork108
08-13-2011, 11:50 AM
david ross

anyone that disagrees is a traitor to kung fu

Now we know why your name is not even in the poll....LOL,LOL!

lkfmdc
08-13-2011, 12:03 PM
considering I am Gene Ching, I already have 83% of the vote

SPJ
08-13-2011, 12:28 PM
I will vote for every one.

you are all KF advocates.

publisher, writer, school owner, individual san shou er, individual practitioners

regardless of styles, and various oppionions.


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ShaolinDan
08-13-2011, 12:49 PM
Well what do you mean by 'represents'? And what's 'kung fu' mean again?

Well, I'm pretty sure Gene's got the largest sphere of influence of anyone in the poll. Also he's a true (and professional) 'representative' of kung fu to the world (also, he digs the real :p purpose behind kung fu.), so... :)

[This is a pretty silly poll, though.]

Scott R. Brown
08-13-2011, 01:04 PM
Uhhhh....Didn't you know KC Elbows is dead!!

RD'S Alias - 1A
08-13-2011, 01:17 PM
I wanted to choose several, like Gene, John Wong, Dale Duglas, but it only allowed me one choice, so I chose Mas Judt since he taught me the most.

SPJ
08-13-2011, 01:26 PM
yes, there are no wrong answers

so who ever you pick

you are correct.

hense my previous post.

:D

taai gihk yahn
08-13-2011, 01:30 PM
...that I hate you all;

HumbleWCGuy
08-13-2011, 01:40 PM
Anytime that you create a survey with nominal answers, you should create a none of the above option or N/A option.

Scott R. Brown
08-13-2011, 01:44 PM
...that I hate you all;

Awwwww...how sweet!:)

jdhowland
08-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Awwwww...how sweet!:)

Yeah, (sniff)...I didn't know taai gihk yahn cared.

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 07:26 PM
I voted for Ross:rolleyes:
BTW:
all of all your guy's Gung Fu combined is but a messy stain on the seat of Bawang's silk Tiger Claw KF Uniform compared to mine :)

Awesome I am!

((( I do not really believe this but it felt awesome typed out over my iPad ))) :) :)

Does anyone here subscribe to KF Magazine on Zino for iPad?
This too is awesome!!

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 07:27 PM
...that I hate you all;

I like you:p

lkfmdc
08-13-2011, 07:35 PM
I voted for Ross



deep down inside, he's a big softie LOL

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 07:38 PM
deep down inside, he's a big softie LOL

You know you're my homie homie;)

bawang
08-13-2011, 07:42 PM
hey lokhop are u gonna be the advisor for that new air bending carttoon?

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 08:13 PM
Only if Jessica Rabbit is in it;)

bawang
08-13-2011, 08:16 PM
i think david ross should be the new consultant for the show. it would be funny if he showed up at a cosplay convention and scaring those metrosexual dudes.

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 08:22 PM
i think david ross should be the new consultant for the show. it would be funny if he showed up at a cosplay convention and scaring those little kids.

Yes I agree his Gung Fu is unstoppable infinite buck wild straight up muther truckin awesome!!! Wait! Yes I agree his Kick Boxing is unstoppable infinite buck wild straight up mugger truckin awesome!!! Wait! Yes I agree his San Shao is unstoppable infinite buck wild straight up mugger truckin awesome!!! Wait! Yes I agree his Lama Style is unstoppable infinite buck wild straight up mugger truckin awesome!!!
Yes I'll submit the submission:D

http://www.nick.com/nicktoons-assets/shows/images/avatar/legend-of-korra-teaser-df32.jpg

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 08:24 PM
i think david ross should be the new consultant for the show. it would be funny if he showed up at a cosplay convention and scaring those metrosexual dudes.

Metrosexuals are our future:cool:

bawang
08-13-2011, 08:31 PM
first i said kids , then i realized those were actually grown men.

Snipsky
08-13-2011, 08:34 PM
The member in my pants best represents kung fu totally moreso than anyone here on this forum.

bawang
08-13-2011, 08:35 PM
you are doing it wrong

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 08:47 PM
The whole Comicon convention fandom thing was very interesting (spinning off topic) the cosplay chickies are sexy and friendly:D

That clip that you often kid me about was the Avatar meet up for the "Avatar Spirits Documentary" (I was working). I have to admit I met some really cool, strange, obsessive, sweet people.

My sexual compass points ever straight but your cool jock strap rassling vids got me thinkin'....


Hey wanna come over n watch Project Runway wit me? ill send my my private jet for 'ya sailor! Well pop popcorn and make s'mores ;)

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 08:49 PM
The member in my pants best represents kung fu totally moreso than anyone here on this forum.

YouR member is but a smudge on Bawang's high top Tiger Claw Fei Yue sneakers compared to the cumulative collective kung Fu in Gene Ching's left typing finger Skipsy my friend:eek:
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q69/lokhopkuen/last.gif

wenshu
08-13-2011, 10:19 PM
Cause I wanted to choose Tim Pawlenty.

In related news,
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2011/08/a210a7b03d050c1e0b05f39d8b75865e/340x.jpg

Dragonzbane76
08-13-2011, 10:36 PM
I just want all of you to know...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

...that I hate you all;

So, show me on this doll where the bad man touched you. :)

http://img1.loadtr.com/b-400177-antique_doll_.jpg

Lokhopkuen
08-13-2011, 11:46 PM
You guy are so twisted:rolleyes:

Kansuke
08-13-2011, 11:50 PM
The member in my pants best represents kung fu totally moreso than anyone here on this forum.


That answers the poll question then. Kungfu really is dead.

Lokhopkuen
08-14-2011, 12:06 AM
The Northern Shaolin Kung Fu Association is active in Asia, Europe, South America, Canada, The Middle East and USA. I practice, teach a few, promote via mass media.
I have lots of friends all over the world that practice different traditional style.

Brother I respectfully disagree.

Peace.

David Jamieson
08-14-2011, 06:03 AM
I had a great practice this morning.
My Kung Fu is alive and well.

Dale Dugas
08-14-2011, 07:31 AM
My Gung Fu is alive and kicking as well.

No death here except for certain net ghosts who were given death sentences.....

Snipsky
08-14-2011, 08:49 AM
That answers the poll question then. Kungfu really is dead.

OHHHHHH BOY! :rolleyes: here we go again. you need some new material. so last decade there girly man.

HumbleWCGuy
08-14-2011, 03:26 PM
If laying on the internet and trolling every martial arts site until you are eventually banned one by one is what kung fu is about then LKFMDC is truly our best representative.

MightyB
08-15-2011, 06:54 AM
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb//GamesRadar/us/Games/G/Ghostbusters/Bulk%20Viewers/360/SS_StayPuft_Scene02--screenshot_large.jpg
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lkfmdc
08-15-2011, 06:57 AM
http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb//GamesRadar/us/Games/G/Ghostbusters/Bulk%20Viewers/360/SS_StayPuft_Scene02--screenshot_large.jpg
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it took you three pages to come up with what I did on the first page :rolleyes:

lkfmdc
08-15-2011, 06:58 AM
is this like the stay puff marshmellow man thing?

page ONE baby, so suck it mighty....

MightyB
08-15-2011, 07:00 AM
it took you three pages to come up with what I did on the first page :rolleyes:

http://www.pawngame.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=2772&pictureid=13680
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MightyB
08-15-2011, 07:02 AM
A pic of me in my traditional kung fu uniform:
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/super_retard_t.jpg

Taixuquan99
08-15-2011, 07:04 AM
The stress over whether you guys would vote for KC Elbows was equal to the stress he feels every time he performs "You are beautiful" by Christina Aguilera on accordion at the Jewish community center. No different.

Now gum me, b1tches.

sanjuro_ronin
08-15-2011, 07:11 AM
If you guys ever find out that we are ALL the same person with a serious schizo problem...

lkfmdc
08-15-2011, 07:16 AM
If you guys ever find out that we are ALL the same person with a serious schizo problem...

like I ALREADY said, being myself AND Gene I am way ahead in this poll

I also appreciate the humor of the two clowns who voted for "hardwork"

Kansuke
08-15-2011, 07:39 AM
hardwork has two accounts here?

lkfmdc
08-15-2011, 07:53 AM
hardwork has two accounts here?

maybe he has THREE :D

(he has three votes, I thought two were "gag votes")

Kansuke
08-15-2011, 08:20 AM
"Gag" is right.

GeneChing
08-15-2011, 10:29 AM
...oh wait. Are we still voting?

lkfmdc
08-15-2011, 10:31 AM
...oh wait. Are we still voting?

it's a rigged election anyway, any time now Jamieson will lock the thread and change the results :D

MasterKiller
08-15-2011, 10:33 AM
How did HW108 get 3 votes?

GeneChing
08-15-2011, 10:37 AM
...although I can.


it's a rigged election anyway, any time now Jamieson will lock the thread and change the results :D

I'd like to thank the academy....

Taixuquan99
08-15-2011, 10:44 AM
How did HW108 get 3 votes?

Florida.:D

Lucas
08-15-2011, 11:02 AM
I voted for Gene Ching. Soley because I think he would make the best kungfu movie villain out of everyone who has ever posted here.

Brule
08-15-2011, 11:06 AM
they're all glorified kickboxers anyway, so nobody gets my vote. except for CYMac.

lkfmdc
08-15-2011, 11:09 AM
Do you know how JFK won his first congressional election? He put additional candidates on to spread thin the votes. Gene and Jamieson have manipulated you all and you have no idea!

Now, on the other hand, all my votes are PURE, like New YOrk snow

David Jamieson
08-15-2011, 11:11 AM
My name is spelled wrong.


Par for the course I suppose. :p

Brule
08-15-2011, 11:14 AM
My name is spelled wrong.


Par for the course I suppose. :p

Yeah, i noticed that too Jamie Davidson !

SPJ
08-15-2011, 11:41 AM
I voted for obama.

I am not going to vote for bachman.

do not know who to vote for in 2012 any more.

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David Jamieson
08-15-2011, 12:40 PM
I voted for obama.

I am not going to vote for bachman.

do not know who to vote for in 2012 any more.

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I believe that was the plan all along. lol

Lucas
08-15-2011, 12:54 PM
Gene 'Mother****in" Ching 2012!!!

MightyB
08-15-2011, 02:16 PM
Gene 'Mother****in" Ching 2012!!!

Gene Ching definitely looks Presidential in this pic. (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1723845057799&set=a.1398540845397.2057318.1288554720&type=1&theater) I'm not joking - the guy sports a suit like a pro. RESPECT

pudaoking
08-15-2011, 03:59 PM
My vote goes to Ten Tigers I agree with his views the most.

Hardwork108
08-17-2011, 04:26 AM
How did HW108 get 3 votes?

It seems the silent minority of actual TCMA practitioners here in the forums are not so silent anymore? ;)

PS. For all those lost and clueless souls who predictably voted for Lkfmdc, I want to say that there is a difference between authentic TCMA practice and Glorified Kickboxing.....find a real sifu; look it up; research and enlighten yourselves....:cool:

Heil to Gene, the conqueror of the kickboxers and forum ninjas - REAL TCMA wins again!!!!! :D

GeneChing
08-17-2011, 09:53 AM
Gene Ching definitely looks Presidential in this pic. (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1723845057799&set=a.1398540845397.2057318.1288554720&type=1&theater) I'm not joking - the guy sports a suit like a pro. RESPECT

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

lkfmdc
08-17-2011, 09:55 AM
I promised Gene I wouldn't photoshop him for a month, that was 3 and 1/2 weeks ago :D

Lucas
08-17-2011, 09:56 AM
dont you get time off for good behavior or something?

lkfmdc
08-17-2011, 09:56 AM
dont you get time off for good behavior or something?

your point being? :confused:

Lucas
08-17-2011, 10:19 AM
Oh cmon you've been behaving yourself! PHOTOSHOP TIME!

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 11:57 AM
You people realize that Gene will never share his ninjettes and nachos, no matter how many times you vote for him?

Vote for KC Elbows. You can trust him to spread the wealth, the nacho cheese, and the ninjettes. Especially the ninjettes.

Lucas
08-17-2011, 11:58 AM
hmm speaking of...its almost ninja star time again. get ready to vote for me *****es. i think in going to scale the wall of this old stone fort up on a little mountain around here. if i fall and die you better vote for my dead body!

JamesC
08-17-2011, 11:59 AM
You people realize that Gene will never share his ninjettes and nachos, no matter how many times you vote for him?

Vote for KC Elbows. You can trust him to spread the wealth, the nacho cheese, and the ninjettes. Especially the ninjettes.

...I heard that KC no longer exists and that he's been replaced by a poorly made DIY project version.

lkfmdc
08-17-2011, 12:00 PM
taixuquan99 isn't who he claims to be

I know KC Elbows, and taixuquan99 you are NO

oh, wait, you ARE....

never mind

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:01 PM
...I heard that KC no longer exists and that he's been replaced by a poorly made DIY project version.

There's nothing wrong with my PVC.

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:03 PM
so wait, you're KC elbows? and how come you changed your screen name?

lkfmdc
08-17-2011, 12:04 PM
so wait, you're KC elbows?

http://watchplayread.com/files/2009/08/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:05 PM
what?!? lol i was gone for like a month..i'm pretty sure kc elbows was still alive at that point. so wait is it not kc elbows?

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:07 PM
I've touched KC Elbows in the bad uncle way.

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:12 PM
I've touched KC Elbows in the bad uncle way.

oh, you too?

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:18 PM
Vote for KC Elbows. He spreads the cheese.

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:29 PM
poor KC Elbows has 0% :(

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:30 PM
I'm feeling very Ross Perot right now.

lkfmdc
08-17-2011, 12:30 PM
poor KC Elbows has 0% :(

and that's after he spread his cheese for everyone! :eek:

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:39 PM
I think its a Gene Ching ™ conspiracy.

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:45 PM
I think its a Gene Ching ™ conspiracy.

Next thiing you know, he's gonna come on and say:


What? No, not me, it must've been one of the mods just tidying up the votes, I was busy merging Ross' threads to CYMac's.

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:48 PM
I do notice KC ELbows mysteriously has gained a 2.56% of the vote!

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:49 PM
Next thiing you know, he's gonna come on and say:

lol!!! something about merging threads with CYMac's is priceless

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:50 PM
Someone voted for me!

Kung fu is dead.

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:50 PM
I'm mostly upset bawang isnt on the poll...but then we all know he would win by landslide.

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:52 PM
lol!!! something about merging threads with CYMac's is priceless

I totally would support threads of mine occasionally being randomly merged with CYMacs.

In exchange for votes, of course.

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:56 PM
A suggested thread merge:

"Do you guys have sex rules with your qigong bagwa mirror magic?"

Just do it. You'll thank me later.

Lucas
08-17-2011, 12:56 PM
What if David Ross is CYMac?

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 12:59 PM
What if David Ross is CYMac?

He can't be, I've done a search, and there's not a single thread titled "Taoist Yin-fu wh1zzer magic- tutorial."

Nor is there a "You've got to be Taoist Yin-fu freekin' kidding me" thread, and that is totally how the Ross-Cymac borg collective would talk.

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 01:05 PM
I'm mostly upset bawang isnt on the poll...but then we all know he would win by landslide.

As KC Elbows, I would agree with you.

However, as Taixuquan99, he is simply not Chinese enough for my suburban white sensibilities.

bawang
08-17-2011, 01:08 PM
Someone voted for me!

Kung fu is dead.

*rubs testicles

sanjuro_ronin
08-17-2011, 01:09 PM
Someone voted for me!

Kung fu is dead.

You're welcome.
:D

Taixuquan99
08-17-2011, 01:22 PM
You're welcome.
:D

I haven't felt I represented kung this much since all my rooftop undocumented unverifiable challenge matches I did while training Stephen Seagal in the CIA!

My ninjutsu sifu will be so proud.

[Throws on gi and does some kempo]

SPJ
08-17-2011, 01:33 PM
I believe that was the plan all along. lol

with national debt sprialing out of control

need to borrow more money just to pay interests

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Obama might as well throw the mess back to republican/tea party in 2012.

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since obama will be lame duck with republican controling the house etc

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MightyB
08-17-2011, 02:34 PM
lol!!! something about merging threads with CYMac's is priceless

The real secret to daoist immortality is gaining the ability to perform falatio on yourself. That mystical act enhances internal alchemy by 3000%. It maximises original chi retention and strengthens new chi development and is the ultimate original elixer retention technique while simultaneously washing and massaging all internal organs. It is grand energy recycling on the intercosmical squirt gun. I feel I should use the word micro-cosmic here too.

Now that the secret is out - CYMac has nothing left to teach. :eek:

TenTigers
08-17-2011, 04:39 PM
My vote goes to Ten Tigers I agree with his views the most.

although we have never spoken, I can tell that you are highly intelligent...

Hardwork108
08-17-2011, 10:28 PM
I believe that the list could also include people like EarthDragon and Vajramunti, but heck, this is not even a serious survey if it includes the likes of Lkfmdc.

Still, I guess we need to be thankful that names such as those of Kansuke and Knifefighter were not included in the list. :D

Lebaufist
08-18-2011, 01:51 PM
At least Knifefighter............is a fighter.


kansuke needs medical attention.

SimonM
08-18-2011, 01:54 PM
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!

Gene Ching fused with the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man... Make it happen Ross!

Hardwork108
08-18-2011, 04:43 PM
At least Knifefighter............is a fighter.
Here in Colombia I have come across many fighters, real ones, but I would not put them in a kung fu list, even if they had the audasity to post in a kung fu forum. ;)



kansuke needs medical attention.

Well, so far it seems not even medical attention has worked for Kansuke or the likes of lkfmdc, but I would recommend them TRADITIONAL Chinese medicine treatment based on acupuncture, such as a long pol strike to the bai hui point on the top of the head. ;)

MightyB
08-18-2011, 07:02 PM
In all seriousness -

I think we take it for granted that YouKnowWho takes the time and abuse to post here. At least I appreciate it.

I always find it cool when Gene Ching, the editor of a national magazine, author, martial artist, and dabbling documentary director posts a response to some dumb arse remark that I make.

And it's neat that my kung fu uncle - who's an extremely accomplished master of 7* lurks this fine poo-fling-athon that we call KFM. And I must not do too bad a job representing because my sifu hasn't called and told me to STFU yet and my kung fu uncle would certainly call him if I was talking too much cr@p.

Also - the fight choreographer of one of the coolest martial arts cartoons of all time posts here... and talks about the hot beyotches of Hollyweird. That's pretty frick'n awesome in my book.

Yum Cha
08-18-2011, 07:39 PM
I always find John's comments insightful, and well within the world of 'traditional'. I would love to visit one day. Of course, I can say the same about David too, from a practical modern approach. What is Kung Fu? Hard training. You have to give them the Nod, along with heaps of other guys. Some a bit more quiet than others.

Gene gets a ceremonial Kau Tau for just being a great host.

GeneChing
08-19-2011, 09:46 AM
Where my angels at?
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nc_charlie_sheen_tiger_girls_jef_110406_wg.jpg

lkfmdc
08-19-2011, 09:49 AM
The next poll should be "whose member has the best kung fu"

lkfmdc
08-19-2011, 09:49 AM
Where my angels at?
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nc_charlie_sheen_tiger_girls_jef_110406_wg.jpg

Gene! Gene!

50% of those chicks are scary and NOT in a good way :mad:

bawang
08-19-2011, 09:51 AM
they all look like trannies

gene is tranny king

GeneChing
08-19-2011, 10:05 AM
gene is tranny kingNow, now, if that were so, I'd practice Muay Thai. :eek:

lkfmdc
08-19-2011, 10:07 AM
Now, now, if that were so, I'd practice Muay Thai. :eek:

she's not a tranny, she's a transexual

and they did some decent work

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMqu9mbbBTj5-u9I1uYG4EbQCHGdKfpVndQLNdXDqwRRJlH1YcDw

Iron_Eagle_76
08-19-2011, 10:13 AM
she's not a tranny, she's a transexual

and they did some decent work

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMqu9mbbBTj5-u9I1uYG4EbQCHGdKfpVndQLNdXDqwRRJlH1YcDw

Gene likes trisexuals, you know, chicks that will try anything once!!:D

MightyB
08-19-2011, 10:24 AM
See, I'm from a small town in the good ol' American Mid West and we don't have so much experience with those things as you Caliwierdos do... so what is the proper response if you start to get with a chick and find that she has a package bigger than yours?

GeneChing
08-19-2011, 10:31 AM
For anyone who have actually trained in Thailand, well, search Kathoey.

bawang
08-19-2011, 10:32 AM
american tranny give me 50% boner

muay thai tranny 120%

GeneChing
08-19-2011, 10:36 AM
....i got nothing. :(

i know i shouldn't encourage you, but you win that round.

JamesC
08-19-2011, 10:38 AM
....i got nothing. :(

i know i shouldn't encourage you, but you win that round.

Did someone say muay thai (http://www.martialartsmart.com/60-11kr.html)?

lkfmdc
08-19-2011, 10:52 AM
See, I'm from a small town in the good ol' American Mid West and we don't have so much experience with those things as you Caliwierdos do... so what is the proper response if you start to get with a chick and find that she has a package bigger than yours?

If you are on the east coast or the west coast, you know that all those freaky chicks doing freaky things are all from small towns in the good ol' mid west :p


For anyone who have actually trained in Thailand, well, search Kathoey.

google search "Katehoey" - bottom of the page "related searches GENE CHING" :eek:

MightyB
08-19-2011, 12:57 PM
american tranny give me 50% boner

muay thai tranny 120%

Like this?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Kathoey.jpg

Dark Chi
09-18-2011, 12:25 AM
OHHHHHH BOY! :rolleyes: here we go again. you need some new material. so last decade there girly man.

yes I agree try this guys its got good old snip(sorry monkey boi-I must remember his name!) in it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Wb52XXmts

Low level practitioners need not apply LOL

Dark Chi
09-18-2011, 12:27 AM
The member in my pants best represents kung fu totally moreso than anyone here on this forum.

Do you mean Pigsy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Wb52XXmts

Low level practitioners need not apply LOL

IronWeasel
09-18-2011, 09:07 AM
Like this?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Kathoey.jpg



Saved....to my ATFF. (Asian Tranny Fap Folder)

David Jamieson
09-18-2011, 10:31 AM
well, at least you don't refer to it as your department of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and fapping...

GeneChing
04-15-2015, 08:39 AM
So I was searching 'Kathoey' and this 2011 thread popped up. I decided I should post this news item here because frankly, I just watched Citizen Four and I don't think I should be searching 'Kathoey' any more. :eek:



Beautiful soldiers: This is what conscription looks like for Thailand’s trans women (http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/04/15/pretty-soldiers-this-is-what-conscription-looks-like-for-thailands-trans-women/)
Fran Wrigley

https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/recruitment_center_thailand_20.jpg?w=580&h=340

Like many countries, Thailand’s military has conscription by way of a lottery. Draft day is held each April, around the time of the traditional New Year, and all men over 21 – even those who no longer consider themselves to be male – are required to attend the conscription lottery once.

Thailand is widely considered the trans capital of the world, and more gender reassignment surgery takes place there than in any other country. So Thailand’s unusually high number of trans females (kathoey or “ladyboys”) makes this conscription process somewhat unique.

When their name is called during the conscription lottery, each individual must walk up and draw a card from the ballot box. Those who pull a black card can go home; draw a red card, however, and you will undergo medical checks before potentially being drafted for two years’ service.

In practice, kathoey ladyboys are almost always exempted from military service – but they are still required to attend the lottery. Thai law forbids people changing their gender on national identification documents, so all trans women remain officially recognised as male.

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Until 2011, kathoey were commonly disqualified from military service on the grounds of “mental disorder” or even “permanent insanity” – labels which, once on a person’s medical record, often hinder job prospects in a country where employers typically ask male candidates to submit documentation proving they have stood for the draft. The military now uses a straightforward phrase: “This person’s body is not consistent with their birth sex.”

For many kathoey, draft day is a humiliating experience as they are expected to prove their ineligibility for military service. The draft is open to the public, and one kathoey told GlobalPost of people climbing up to the second floor to look down at trans women undressing for medical examinations.

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But these annual scenes of beautifully dressed women sitting among crowds of more conventionally male-looking recruits could come to an end sooner rather than later. A proposed amendment to Thailand’s constitution this year would give official recognition to a “third gender”, giving trans people the right to reject the gender they were assigned at birth.

Many kathoeys identify as belonging to a third gender, while others see themselves as male or female. If the proposed changes go through in August, Thailand will join Nepal, India and Pakistan in officially recognising third gender in this way. And assuming the military chooses not to conscript third gender individuals, this could enable trans women to avoid the draft entirely.

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Sources: rabaQ, Contended, GlobalPost, DAWN, Independent
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curenado
04-15-2015, 09:33 AM
This thread doesn't represent kung fu, in nature or where it has gone.
Jesus that's what they want here. Special porn status of countries where they've been sex things so long it's way past jaded. People go there to perv, not here. (Until democrat islam gets its way...)

David Jamieson
04-15-2015, 10:12 AM
This thread doesn't represent kung fu, in nature or where it has gone.
Jesus that's what they want here. Special porn status of countries where they've been sex things so long it's way past jaded. People go there to perv, not here. (Until democrat islam gets its way...)

It's all good.
The best representative of Kung Fu in this forum will always be Gene.
The rest of us come and go, but that guy hangs in there! lol :p

as for the tranny stuff...well, I don't know what to say?

GeneChing
04-15-2015, 10:19 AM
Sometimes I think people come here to perv, curenado. :o

GunnedDownAtrocity
04-25-2015, 04:15 AM
Why isn't Rolls on that list? I'd definitely vote for Rolls.

Reborn Mantis
04-25-2015, 02:36 PM
I'm shocked that Ron Goninan isn't included in the poll.

Lucas
05-02-2015, 01:22 PM
I would vote Gene but I don't know that he is a member like the rest of us. Pending that decision I'll probably cast my vote toward lkfmdc based strictly on what he does with his kungfu, and how his contribution to applicable skills would be viewed by our kungfu forefathers.

In today's world of nerdy white guys insisting everything remain stagnant, I feel his approach (and he's not alone) is in alignment with the true spirit of martial effectiveness. Being able to adapt and overcome in your environment and to surpass yourself of yesterday with yourself of today, is among the most vital aspects of any true fighter. Add to.the fact he has been able to identify his strengths and weaknesses, then proceed to excellence with this in mind is a testament to his dedication to his lineage.

A great balance between the historic east and modern America is what stands out to me the most.

Mind you this was not an easy decision. John Wang was my next choice.

Kellen Bassette
05-02-2015, 05:47 PM
This poll is an obvious sham without the inclusion of bawang and I shan't participate in such a farce. And with Gene's ability to manipulate the voting process, I'm not sure the results are to be trusted anyway. :p

lkfmdc
05-03-2015, 01:57 PM
This poll is an obvious sham without the inclusion of bawang and I shan't participate in such a farce. And with Gene's ability to manipulate the voting process, I'm not sure the results are to be trusted anyway. :p

But Gene IS Bawang......

curenado
05-03-2015, 02:47 PM
"But Gene IS Bawang......"

Not surprised. Had to come out somewhere
9435

Kellen Bassette
05-03-2015, 03:51 PM
But Gene IS Bawang......

But I thought you were Gene....:confused:

It actually makes sense. Bawang could be Gene's anger translator.