03-04-2001, 05:43 AM
well this is a sceintific thread that will delve into why MercilessFighter puts up troll threads and why he is so incoherant. This thread is to collect theories and proof on the subject so no mumbo jumbo like he has dit da up his a$$ etc only solid facts like, he has just broken up with his husband etc

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

[This message was edited by MUHAMMAD on 03-04-01 at 07:55 PM.]

03-04-2001, 05:56 AM
It could be because his real name is mercilessfister and he has his fist up his arse. He is incoherent because 1) He only has one spare hand to type with and 2) He is busy trying to touch the sides with his fist and so can't type properly.

Apart from that, there may be a mental deficiency.

03-04-2001, 05:56 AM
Well just because they are your shaolin heroes .....and why should we see them as heroes when in fact your heroes were crims on the run!!!!!!!!The forum is open to discusions .You should try forgiving your mother's rapist......

kelvein chan

03-04-2001, 06:15 AM
Quote from mercilessfighter:
Well just because they are your shaolin heroes .....and why should we see them as heroes when in fact your heroes were crims on the run!!!!!!!!The forum is open to discusions .You should try forgiving your mother's rapist......

So, you got so incoherent that you posted to the wrong forum. I find that very funny.

Maybe YOUR mother's rapist is raping you? Is that why you are so incoherent?

03-04-2001, 07:08 AM
Please keep this discussion to his lack of coherence. If you want to discuss his orientation problem, Abandit, start a new thread.

03-04-2001, 07:20 AM
Maybe you envy that the northern mantis we do is better then your shaolin kungfu.Dont forget we are the kungfu professionals.

kelvein chan

03-04-2001, 07:28 AM
So help me understand this. Northern Praying Mantis 1) makes you a menstrual discharge 2) turns you into a prostitute and 3) makes your language skills so bad you become incoherent.

Great advertisement for the style.

03-04-2001, 07:34 AM
You are free to express your opinion,but no doubt NORTHERN MANTIS is the best,when it comes down to kungfu

kelvein chan

03-04-2001, 07:37 AM
And here we have 3 classic examples of Mercilessfighter babbling on about something that is not related to the topic. As usual he is incoherant and probably frothing as he typed it.

Another theory of why he is so incoherant

Maybe he is upset b'cause he lost his favorite dress he was going to wear to the mardi gras, and so had to steals his moms dress to wear to the mardi gras.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

03-04-2001, 07:48 AM
Actually merciless****er, the 3 points I made above come from either you or your friends bestallstyle, calmguru, 5starprayingmantis. They are not my opinions, they are things that I have gleaned from your rantings.

03-04-2001, 07:50 AM

kelvein chan

03-04-2001, 07:57 AM
again look at the above reply, nothin to do with the topic, just provin again we are in need to find a cure for this poor sop, so we need more theories from people out there who maybe has seen these kind of behavior b'fore to write and tell us why merciless is so clueless.

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

03-04-2001, 11:18 PM
Good to see you back bro, sifu gave you the go ahead again, goody for you not so good for the trolls though.
Seems there are still plenty to hunt , they are particularly stupid theses ones though , could be tough work.

03-05-2001, 12:08 AM
Oh well. To be honest, my sifu has not sanctioned this, but I couldn't just sit on my hands while an idiot is on the loose :)

03-05-2001, 12:57 AM
That's okay, ABandit, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. We're with you. :)

K. Mark Hoover

03-05-2001, 03:25 AM
another theory why merciless is incoherant

merciless is actually typing with only one hand b'cause he is too busy rapin himself with the other hand

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

03-05-2001, 04:37 AM
How did you imagine such actions,you seem experienced in it.I don't think i want to try ,enjoy yourself,.also i think you should see a GP,maybe your losing the foreskin has something to do with your urge to wank.....while you type.......

kelvein chan

03-05-2001, 04:49 AM

again i see it is a challenge for u to put together a rational post mercilessfister, man stop frothing when u post and clam yourself down so that u can post in a coherant manner

btw thanks for comin again

There is only one god and Muhammad is his prophet

03-05-2001, 05:08 AM
I think merciless fister is upset because his boyfriend is wearing his bra today.

03-12-2001, 10:10 PM
I just want to beg something here:
Please, don't judge all Praying Mantis folks based on the bablings of this mercilessfreak...

BTW, Mercilessbabler, please have mercy and shut the f*ck up!!

-- Kiasyd

03-13-2001, 06:15 AM
Well you see, when you beat off twenty to twenty-five times a day while looking at the latest issue of National Geographic's photo spread on naked gibbons, you tend to lose some of your vitality. Unfortunately, your body becomes confused and instead of spunk you're shooting thin streams of brain matter that has become slurried inside your skull from the many psychotic personas you're trying to juggle all at the same time. It's a real problem the desperately lonely have to overcome and it sounds like mercilessly-reamed might very well be in that tiny minority of brain-spunk shooters. Sad really, but what can you do?

Say, do you guys think it'll rain later tonight?

K. Mark Hoover

03-13-2001, 07:12 AM
I've actually been thinking about contacting the forum admin and suggesting they put a spell check and a grammar check function in somewhere. I reflected for a moment and realised how amusing mercilessfister's posts are now. Then again the computer might crash if there was...

03-15-2001, 06:32 AM
I think maybe hes really just a little kid with nothing better to do than be stupid and incoherent. Or maybe he has some mental problem(s). I kind of find him amusing tho.



03-17-2001, 07:05 PM
I have a great idea! It's called, why don't you shut up because no one cares about what you have to say. Your just another troll that needs to be taken care of. go back to playing with your dolls, you don't belong here. I'm suprised you actually know how to turn on a computer, or does your mommy help you with that? If you wanna be a dumb ass, go over to the ashida kim forum and rant there. Or maybe your Ashida Kim's long lost sibling. I think that explains all the bitterness. I feel your pain man, really, but, don't take it out on us, use your enlightened mantis on him. Better, yet, go out to the book store and pick up Miyamoto Musashi's Book of 5 Rings. Maybe if you stare at the pages long enough you just might learn something for once in your life. Actually, ya know what, I have an even better idea, go play in traffic. If your on the east coast, you can do your wonderful mantis forms on Interstate 95. The people will love to see them. Or, if your near me, you have two options: 1: Go play on the Schukyill (sp?) Express Way, or stop by and I'll show you a real good time. There's this game I like to play with my freinds called "Kick the kid who's a troll". I'll even come by and pick you up from your house! What do you say?


03-28-2001, 03:02 AM
I really don't mean to offend anyone, but I had to put my two bits in on this offensive forum. I don't know which is more revolting to me, the blatant idiocy of every comment made about this incoherent individual, or the amount of bickering that goes on in this "Kung Fu" forum. True: I have seen a lot of helpful and kind information exchanged on this system, but at the same time I see a lot of macho name calling by people that sound like they haven't spent any time thinking about the philosophical side of any of their training. Most of these comments are childish and very offensive, and I would expect them to come from a disgruntled sociopath rather than a martial artist. All I'm trying to say is that people with as much physical and mental enlightenment, such as ourselves, should not bicker and make fun, but should respect one another and leave the incompetent name calling and other bull scatology to the neandertals. ;)

Tiger Moon
03-28-2001, 06:40 AM
Well since i don't know whats going on and why i see so much babyish jibber jabber, i figured i would find out what is going on. I've read some stuff and it seems that you all think merciless is someone whos being incoherent and being stupid, but alls i see if everyone being stupid lol. I thought if your a true martial artist you should be able to treat whats stupid as just plainly being stupid, and just ignore it all, instead being all immature back and forth doesn't seem to be changing anything lol. But yet everyone keeps going back and forth with it, but nothing is being proved, i see stupidity all around. But anyways to be a martial artist being spiritual is another part of it and that means being more polite and dealing with things more calmly. I figured i would add this cause im curious to know what the deal is, so feel free to shed some light on it for me and feel free to disagree or agree with anything i've said. Welp good luck all, train hard, work hard. Peace

~~Tiger Moon~~

03-28-2001, 09:14 AM
Relax, chill out, have some fun.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

fiercest tiger
03-28-2001, 09:17 AM
welcome to the real world guys!! :eek:



03-28-2001, 04:58 PM
W'ere not harming any one! Just having a bit of a laugh. It's better than getting all upset about it.