Who would win in a fight

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

Please note I am talking about a free-for-all, not tournament style.

[Featherstone]

I have to go with the lesser of the evils here, the 8 yr old by a clumsy sweep and a jump kick!:rolleyes:

[Lucas]

unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc

Is that referee an astronaut?

[Vajramusti]

Is that referee an astronaut?
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Maybe a ghost buster?

Joy chaudhuri

[David Jamieson]

That is actually state of the art mobile camera equipment for it's time...

[Lucas]

hes a space alien ghost buster

[bawang]

david ross.

[Yao Sing]

unfortunately i'd have to go with 1989 version ashida kim...:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1IhjN0iTc

WTF??? WWF kickboxing? Can you say 'scripted'?

[Lucas]

WTF??? WWF kickboxing? Can you say 'scripted'?

what if i have a speach issue and i can only say scwipted?

[donjitsu2]

Bawang's Mom would win. She's very strong.

[mickey]

Greetings,

I went with the no touch guy because he knows that his sh!t is bogus. Therefore, only he would have the sense to use a gun.

mickey

[SPJ]

each may win at his terms

1. a little 8 year may strike your groin or knee

such as monkey stealing peach.

2. no touch may win by throwing darts or even sands in your eyes

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1. a little 8 year may strike your groin or knee

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True. Had a good laugh seeing an adult offer to help an 8 year old practice his kicks.

In his mind, he was humoring the kid.

In reality, he underestimated the 8 year old and got dropped by a groin kick in less than half a second.

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

No weapons. No guns, no darts, no sand, etc.

And because I know someone is going to ask, no, Ashida Kim is not allowed to wear a deer pelvis on his head, either.

http://i.imgur.com/uReb3.gif

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

each may win at his terms

1. a little 8 year may strike your groin or knee

such as monkey stealing peach.


Pretty sure Ashida has that technique down, too:

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/540690/monkey.jpg

[lance]

Please note I am talking about a free-for-all, not tournament style.

May the best man win .

[jdhowland]

The way my mind plays it out, Kim is the first to go because he is too busy posing for his photographer and gets KO'd by an ambitious eight-year-old who knocks him off the stage.

The kid has stamina but is no match for the 280 pound no-touch master who shows little interest in moving beyond waving his hands around but is accustomed to holding audiences for long periods of time. Kid suffers heat stroke but No Touch is still trying to talk him into a conditioned response utilizing his patented blend of neurolinguistic conditioning, reiki therapy and hypnosis.

The lights go out. Everyone leaves. No Touch, mistaking Kim's photographer for a member of the press, follows him out the door explaining his advanced theories.

Fade to black.

[bawang]

the kid is actually a muay thai midget.

after his victory he is invited to live in the legendary midget kingdom in china.

[RickMatz]

I vote for Bawang's mom.