The Oral Copulation Defense

[MasterKiller]

http://youtu.be/UcfvuffUAUM

[GeneChing]

You know, I think that's an application of dog style form. :rolleyes:

[sanjuro_ronin]

LMAO !!
Just hope that someone is NOT that crazy to try that !
:eek:

[bawang]

i teach my lady students similar to this called anal copulation defence. i put my penus inside and tell them try to squeeze it off.

[sanjuro_ronin]

i teach my lady students similar to this called anal copulation defence. i put my penus inside and tell them try to squeeze it off.

That's a sh!tty defense.
:D

[Brule]

i teach my lady students similar to this called anal copulation defence. i put my penus inside and tell them try to squeeze it off.

This must be a sign of the apocolypse. You have students?

[sanjuro_ronin]

This must be a sign of the apocolypse. You have students?

One of the 7 bowls or trumpets I think, I can never get them straight.

[bawang]

This must be a sign of the apocolypse. You have students?

no. im not good and im not one of those crackerjacks that can pretend otherwise. i have a sense of shame and remorse.

[Brule]

no. im not good and im not one of those crackerjacks that can pretend otherwise. i have a sense of shame and remorse.

But aren't you undefeated in every challenge match in your village?

Now that i think of it, you may have stumbled upon the true meaning of internal kung fu. :p

[Hebrew Hammer]

i teach my lady students similar to this called anal copulation defence. i put my penus inside and tell them try to squeeze it off.

I believe Gene refers to this as Iron Sphincter in his Shaolin memoirs!

[David Jamieson]

disconnected from reality. can you say it?

[taai gihk yahn]

my one question is:

where was he hiding that cucumber?!?

my only other observation is that she seems to have no difficulty at all getting her mouth around that thing, and seems to wait for some time before she, somewhat reluctantly, bites it off...

[David Jamieson]

my one question is:

where was he hiding that cucumber?!?

my only other observation is that she seems to have no difficulty at all getting her mouth around that thing, and seems to wait for some time before she, somewhat reluctantly, bites it off...

pretty sure she bobbed a couple of times too....

[GeneChing]

I believe Gene refers to this as Iron Sphincter in his Shaolin memoirs! For the record, there is no mention of Iron Sphincters in Shaolin Trips (http://www.amazon.com/Shaolin-Trips-Gene-Ching/dp/1424308976/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1276188031&sr=1-1). There is mention of other iron anatomical parts, but I don't recall even mentioning the word 'sphincter.'

[Hebrew Hammer]

For the record, there is no mention of Iron Sphincters in Shaolin Trips (http://www.amazon.com/Shaolin-Trips-Gene-Ching/dp/1424308976/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1276188031&sr=1-1). There is mention of other iron anatomical parts, but I don't recall even mentioning the word 'sphincter.'

LOLOLOL...thanks Gene I needed that this morning. :D

[taai gihk yahn]

pretty sure she bobbed a couple of times too....

oh yes, DEFINITELY some bobbing - like she sort of forgot for a second where she was and what she was supposed to be doing...

[GeneChing]

LOLOLOL...thanks Gene I needed that this morning. :D A few good posts, qigong recital and a cuppa green tea is just what the doctor ordered to get the morning started.

For an extra good start, add a cucumber. :eek:

[Happy Tiger]

I thought you might be referring to this oral copulation defense technique. Much more likely to succeed.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd6pDt5MbQ0