This is my 5,000th post

[Judge Pen]

Please carry on. :D

[MasterKiller]

Sheesh. Get a life, bro.

[GeneChing]

Sheesh. Get a life, bro. So sayeth the dude with 12,168 posts.

[CFT]

Irony. Some get it, some don't, and some get it but pretend they don't ;)

[GeneChing]

Irony. Some get it, some don't, and some get it but pretend they don't ;)
how ironic.

[CFT]

I could get all Donald Rumsfeld but it would hurt my head too much.

[GeneChing]

No need to hurt your head over JP's 5K. That would be silly.

[MasterKiller]

http://i.imgur.com/QXRu7.gif

[Featherstone]

do a little dance, make a little post, get down tonight!

[David Jamieson]

Pffft.

:p

[sanjuro_ronin]

Lightweight...

[GeneChing]

The top 10 posters as of right now are:

David Jamieson @21,197
sanjuro_ronin @19,993
GeneChing @18,361
SevenStar @13,697
MasterKiller @12,169
lkfmdc @11,936
Lucas @9,271
Oso @9,104
red5angel @8,967
hskwarrior @8,721

[Lucas]

woooooo i made the list!!!!

[GeneChing]

GeneChing @18,362

Lucas @9,272

:cool:

[sanjuro_ronin]

GeneChing @18,362

Lucas @9,272

:cool:

I think that per daily average, I waste more time here than anyone else :p

[Lucas]

Sanjuro: Posts Per Day: 10.71

Lucas: Posts Per Day: 5.30

you double me bro!

[sanjuro_ronin]

Sanjuro: Posts Per Day: 10.71

Lucas: Posts Per Day: 5.30

you double me bro!

10.71? Wow, that's my Johnson measurement in inches !
What a coincidence !
:D

[David Jamieson]

Yeah...I'd say Sanjuro has most posts in a day. He's been here for 5 years or so and has passed Gene who, like me, has been here from the beginning. Which is... about 15 years or so.

yeesh...15....years... lol

SR, you are trying to hard. :p

[sanjuro_ronin]

Yeah...I'd say Sanjuro has most posts in a day. He's been here for 5 years or so and has passed Gene who, like me, has been here from the beginning. Which is... about 15 years or so.

yeesh...15....years... lol

SR, you are trying to hard. :p

As you've guessed, I don't spell check and that saves me tons of time !
:D

[GeneChing]

Yeah...I'd say Sanjuro has most posts in a day. He's been here for 5 years or so and has passed Gene who, like me, has been here from the beginning. Which is... about 15 years or so.
Actually, I haven't been here since the beginning. I came on board when Steve Creel turned over Kung Fu Online to KungFuMagazine.com. The board was already going strong by then. That was in 2001 so I only go back 11 years.

[Lucas]

sanjuro just hit 20k

[bawang]

i shed many tears of joy

i send you kfc chicken leg via fed ex

[Lucas]

i shed many tears of joy

i send you kfc chicken leg via fed ex

can i have some?

[GeneChing]

sanjuro just hit 20k He should have posted a 'This is my 20,000th post' thread FTW.

Actually, he could simply delete an old post and go back and do just that. See, s_j? That's my little gift to you today for such a milestone achievement.




Is anyone else a little weirded out that David Jamieson & sanjuro_ronin are now the only two members of the 20K club here?

[Lucas]

you're almost there!! i wonder how many posts my old account had probably not the 11k i need lol

[GeneChing]

you're almost there!! That weirds me out even more.


;)

[taai gihk yahn]

He should have posted a 'This is my 20,000th post' thread FTW.

Actually, he could simply delete an old post and go back and do just that. See, s_j? That's my little gift to you today for such a milestone achievement.

Sanjuro can't delete any of his posts, as this would unravel the space-time continuum matrix that relies on his postings to thrive and propogate...



Is anyone else a little weirded out that David Jamieson & sanjuro_ronin are now the only two members of the 20K club here?
friggin' canooks...

[Lucas]

That weirds me out even more.


;)

ya thats pretty scary, you should delete your old non essentials to keep it under the 'point of no return'

[taai gihk yahn]

the forum needs sumthing like this:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tom-hanks-monologue/1349510


(as I approach the 5K mark myself, hint hint)

[GeneChing]

I think you already unraveled the space-time continuum matrix to dig up that little SNL gem.

[SPJ]

I was counting when I reached 1000th posts.

I post avg 3 posts per day.

After that just not counting anymore.

:)

[Lee Chiang Po]

I see a lot of people living in a virtual world. Upward of 20,000 posts and never really saying anything of value. Mostly repeating the same old tired crap over and over and over again. And I thought I spent way too much time here.

[MasterKiller]

Actually, I haven't been here since the beginning. I came on board when Steve Creel turned over Kung Fu Online to KungFuMagazine.com. The board was already going strong by then. That was in 2001 so I only go back 11 years.

I showed up in 2002. But I changed my screen name in 2003 when I got a nasty email from Steve Demasco after making fun of him. Plus, I've deleted at least half of my posts over the years. I would be near the top if not for that.

[Hebrew Hammer]

I showed up in 2002. But I changed my screen name in 2003 when I got a nasty email from Steve Demasco after making fun of him. Plus, I've deleted at least half of my posts over the years. I would be near the top if not for that.

Still running from your seedy past MK? If Steve only knew what you said about him now....

[Hebrew Hammer]

That weirds me out even more.


;)

Its called denial Gene...I'm sure the three of you will be happy together...it begs the question: Who gets to be the meat in that sandwich??? Gene, Lucas, or Sanjuro....oh the possibilities.

[IronFist]

How many do I have?

edit - 8678

[David Jamieson]

For some reason, the only thing that comes to mind with this "achievement" is Gunned Down Atrocitie's (GDA) old avatar...."Even if you win...." :p

[Shaolin]

I feel so inadequate, I joined in Dec 2000 and only have 419 posts.

[Lucas]

It helps when you spend upwards of 10 hours a day working with a computer and no one to tell you to stop spending time on the kungfu forum :D

you dont expect me to work this entire time do you?

I like ti pretend i work here, since im usually getting paid while i post.

[sanjuro_ronin]

In honour of the 5K
http://raleigh.ohsohandy.com/images/uploads/94594/m/bangalore-female-escort-service-short-2k-night-5k-call-8884047026.jpg

[David Jamieson]

You know, you could leave the realm of anonymity and take some real accountability for what you say.

Merely merge your old account under a new user name.
I don't have a problem with anything I've said to or about anything I've observed here over the years.

some things i've changed my stance on entirely. being able to see how one used to perceive is helpful in moving forward. :)

[sanjuro_ronin]

You know, you could leave the realm of anonymity and take some real accountability for what you say.

Merely merge your old account under a new user name.
I don't have a problem with anything I've said to or about anything I've observed here over the years.

some things i've changed my stance on entirely. being able to see how one used to perceive is helpful in moving forward. :)

You talking to me bro?

[Lucas]

nah hes talking to MK

[Lucas]

i mean ya hes talking to you FUK HIM UP!

[sanjuro_ronin]

i mean ya hes talking to you FUK HIM UP!

LMAO !
Actually I though about that but most people here know me already and to be honest, sanjuro-ronin sounds more awesome than Paul Sacramento :p

The reason I choose sanjuro-ronin was because it was at age 30 that I truly became a "ronin".

[Lucas]

ya i have an old account under pangquan but at some point i just made a new one with my name, no real reason. im just random like that. im pretty sure he was refering to MK and his old account though and merging them so that he has his total post count updated on one account.

besides if you changed your account name everyone would be like 'who is this paul know it all guy and what happened to sanjuro?'

[MasterKiller]

You know, you could leave the realm of anonymity and take some real accountability for what you say.

I'm easy to find if you know where to look.

[Lucas]

I'm easy to find if you know where to look.

duh, you're in the 36th chamber.

[GeneChing]

You know, you could leave the realm of anonymity and take some real accountability for what you say. And spoil the masquerade? I love masquerades. Nothing better than a martial masquerade.

[David Jamieson]

And spoil the masquerade? I love masquerades. Nothing better than a martial masquerade.

Says Gene Ching to David Jamieson....:p

Come on ~G, we all know the best part of the masquerade is the unmasking!

[David Jamieson]

I'm easy to find if you know where to look.

Steve DaMasco will be pleased to hear that. :D

lol

[GeneChing]

Says Gene Ching to David Jamieson....:p

Come on ~G, we all know the best part of the masquerade is the unmasking!
Tru dat. Then again, it's rather upsetting to find out that the hottie you've been chatting up all night is in fact, a man. :eek:

Some masks are better left on. ;)

[Lucas]

tru dat. Then again, it's rather upsetting to find out that the hottie you've been chatting up all night is in fact, a man. :eek:

Some masks are better left on. ;)

tmi gene!!!!!

[GeneChing]

And in response to that zombie ninja dude...

I have no choice now

but to once again

bring his attention

to

this (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52304).

:eek:

[Blacktiger]

The top 10 posters as of right now are:

What ever happened to lkfmdc??

[Brule]

LKFMDC accepted a challenge match from Ray Pina and conditions of the fight were that if he won, he'd have to stop posting on this forum. :D

Congrats Judge Pen on your 5000th post. BTW, where are the other 4999? Oh yeah, just saw the 'Is Shaolin-Do for Real' thread - nevermind.

[bawang]

mighty david ross will one day return

[SPJ]

we only have so much time

google+, facebook and twitter

they all go mobile.

forum posting is not alone

blog posting also go mobile.

people are using their smartphones and tablets to post more and more

desktop PC left behind--

so many formats to post but so little time

:(

[Judge Pen]

In honour of the 5K
http://raleigh.ohsohandy.com/images/uploads/94594/m/bangalore-female-escort-service-short-2k-night-5k-call-8884047026.jpg

Nothing could honor me more. She have a name?

[Judge Pen]

LKFMDC accepted a challenge match from Ray Pina and conditions of the fight were that if he won, he'd have to stop posting on this forum. :D

Congrats Judge Pen on your 5000th post. BTW, where are the other 4999? Oh yeah, just saw the 'Is Shaolin-Do for Real' thread - nevermind.

I think only 4,217 posts are in that thread. I spent quite a bit of time talking about the ORA girls with sanjuro ronin.

[sanjuro_ronin]

Nothing could honor me more. She have a name?

I'm sure she does BUT she costs 5K...:D

[Judge Pen]

Speaking of which, that Sanjuro, that photo is apparently from an escort service. Who is spending too much time online?

[Judge Pen]

I'm sure she does BUT she costs 5K...:D

That's only $14 a day for the next year.

[sanjuro_ronin]

Speaking of which, that Sanjuro, that photo is apparently from an escort service. Who is spending too much time online?

LOL!
Don't blame me, you're the one with 5000 posts and that's the only decent pic with a "5000" reference, LMAO !

[MasterKiller]

Speaking of which, that Sanjuro, that photo is apparently from an escort service. Who is spending too much time online?

He could have posted this:

http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2012/05/zhang-ziyi-cannes-0530-600x299.jpg

Zhang Ziyi Being Investigated for Prostitution
By Victor, 12:31 PM on May 30, 2012, 0 Comments

Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi (seen here being, uh, “touched” by her former boyfriend a few years back) refused to appear at the Cannes Film Festival to promote her upcoming movie Dangerous Liaisons and refused an invitation to present the Palme d’Or Award. Why? Because she’s been barred by the Chinese government from leaving the country due to an ongoing investigation into whether or not she had sex with government officials for cash.

Sources allege Zhang (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hero, Rush Hour 2) was paid almost $950,000 to sleep with China’s former Minister of Commerce Bo Xilai and had sex at least 10 times between 2004 to 2007 or 2007 to 2011 depending on which site you read. Zhang raised her rate to $1.5M after the first time. It’s said that Xu Ming, Bo’s associate and founder and chairman of Dalian Shide Group, introduced the two and has admitted as much.

Reports allege that Zhang has also slept with other officials making around $110M over the course of 10 years. This includes $28M in cash from Xu Ming. Xu is said to have pimped her out to two other high-level officials as well.

[SPJ]

He could have posted this:

http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2012/05/zhang-ziyi-cannes-0530-600x299.jpg

Zhang Ziyi Being Investigated for Prostitution
By Victor, 12:31 PM on May 30, 2012, 0 Comments

Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi (seen here being, uh, “touched” by her former boyfriend a few years back) refused to appear at the Cannes Film Festival to promote her upcoming movie Dangerous Liaisons and refused an invitation to present the Palme d’Or Award. Why? Because she’s been barred by the Chinese government from leaving the country due to an ongoing investigation into whether or not she had sex with government officials for cash.

Sources allege Zhang (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hero, Rush Hour 2) was paid almost $950,000 to sleep with China’s former Minister of Commerce Bo Xilai and had sex at least 10 times between 2004 to 2007 or 2007 to 2011 depending on which site you read. Zhang raised her rate to $1.5M after the first time. It’s said that Xu Ming, Bo’s associate and founder and chairman of Dalian Shide Group, introduced the two and has admitted as much.

Reports allege that Zhang has also slept with other officials making around $110M over the course of 10 years. This includes $28M in cash from Xu Ming. Xu is said to have pimped her out to two other high-level officials as well.
Luv her movie.

What she does off screen?

None of my business.

[SPJ]

Luv Marilyn min roe.

Rapport with JFk

None of my business.

[Judge Pen]

He could have posted this:

http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2012/05/zhang-ziyi-cannes-0530-600x299.jpg

Zhang Ziyi Being Investigated for Prostitution
By Victor, 12:31 PM on May 30, 2012, 0 Comments

Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi (seen here being, uh, “touched” by her former boyfriend a few years back) refused to appear at the Cannes Film Festival to promote her upcoming movie Dangerous Liaisons and refused an invitation to present the Palme d’Or Award. Why? Because she’s been barred by the Chinese government from leaving the country due to an ongoing investigation into whether or not she had sex with government officials for cash.

Sources allege Zhang (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hero, Rush Hour 2) was paid almost $950,000 to sleep with China’s former Minister of Commerce Bo Xilai and had sex at least 10 times between 2004 to 2007 or 2007 to 2011 depending on which site you read. Zhang raised her rate to $1.5M after the first time. It’s said that Xu Ming, Bo’s associate and founder and chairman of Dalian Shide Group, introduced the two and has admitted as much.

Reports allege that Zhang has also slept with other officials making around $110M over the course of 10 years. This includes $28M in cash from Xu Ming. Xu is said to have pimped her out to two other high-level officials as well.

You know, I was wondering what happened to her. She was the "it" girl for a while over here. I guess she was the "it" girl for corrupt Chinese politicians as well.

[wenshu]

Reports allege that Zhang has also slept with other officials making around $110M over the course of 10 years. This includes $28M in cash from Xu Ming. Xu is said to have pimped her out to two other high-level officials as well.

http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/29/joan_jaguar-400x300.jpg

"Keep the money, I want membership in the Politburo Standing Committee".

[Judge Pen]

I love that this thread is slowly morphing into the ORA girl thread once again.

http://cdn.styleforum.net/d/d2/d29afe3d_reon_kadena_8.jpeg

[taai gihk yahn]

mighty david ross will one day return

don't hold your breath; Dave has moved on to greener pastures:
http://imacombat.forumotion.com/

(admittedly, much quieter ones too...)

[Lucas]

now i can get my david ross fix!!! thx