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JamesC
07-04-2012, 08:54 AM
So my instructor (Chuan Fa America; Kenpo) can no longer teach our classes and won't be able to resume. This means i'm out of options at the moment. I'm a broke as$, lol.

I'm not a huge kenpo fan, honestly, but I did enjoy the way we sparred. No protection, full contact, no headshots. A lot like kyokushin guys do.

I just wanted to share my misery with you all.

bawang
07-04-2012, 10:47 AM
i am here for you my internet friend

lets get together. we go to gym, do the disco dancing, wrestle with no cloth, then make the sexy intercourse with vietnamese prostitutes.

jdhowland
07-04-2012, 11:02 AM
Eh, no problem. Start your own sparring group. You don't need money or anyone's authorization to train in fighting arts.

The guy who started "kenpo" was a Japanese-American who lied about its origins--it was really just Okinawan karate-do that he picked up in Hawaii. He didn't have a degree or authorization. If you want to train, train. Rich people are weak. Kung fu is for poor people.

Hebrew Hammer
07-04-2012, 11:50 AM
i am here for you my internet friend

lets get together. we go to gym, do the disco dancing, wrestle with no cloth, then make the sexy intercourse with vietnamese prostitutes.

Now that is true friendship...make sure you see the prostitutes before you wrestle.

JamesC
07-04-2012, 12:11 PM
Meh...

I may use the extra time to work on learning the olympic lifts.

I Hate Ashida Kim
07-04-2012, 12:14 PM
So my instructor (Chuan Fa America; Kenpo) can no longer teach our classes and won't be able to resume. This means i'm out of options at the moment. I'm a broke as$, lol.

I'm not a huge kenpo fan, honestly, but I did enjoy the way we sparred. No protection, full contact, no headshots. A lot like kyokushin guys do.

I just wanted to share my misery with you all.

Full contact but no headshots?

JamesC
07-04-2012, 12:15 PM
Full contact but no headshots?

You know what I meant. Full power shots except to the head.

YouKnowWho
07-04-2012, 12:54 PM
Start your own sparring group.
This is an excellent idea. Go to gym and find some one who

- wears T-shirt that has "combat" or "Sambo" on it,
- has tattoo on his arm,
- does floor split stretching, or
- jumps rope.

Ask him if he want to be your sparring/wrestling partner. If you find a macho guy (big muscle, bald head, ...), that guy most likely will accept your offer.

SimonM
07-04-2012, 01:27 PM
Where you at again James?

JamesC
07-04-2012, 01:36 PM
Northwest Arkansas

SimonM
07-04-2012, 01:37 PM
Ah, no dice then. ;) Ontario and Arkansas are not close. ;)

JamesC
07-04-2012, 01:40 PM
Hah. I wish. I love Canada. It's beautiful up there.

David Jamieson
07-04-2012, 01:56 PM
Hah. I wish. I love Canada. It's beautiful up there.

In all fairness, that depends where you are and what time of year it is. We have our share of Hell here as well. :)

JamesC
07-04-2012, 01:56 PM
True.

What is the temperature where you are right now?

SimonM
07-04-2012, 02:08 PM
34 Celcius before humidex today.

taai gihk yahn
07-04-2012, 02:13 PM
i am here for you my internet friend

lets get together. we go to gym, do the disco dancing, wrestle with no cloth, then make the sexy intercourse with vietnamese prostitutes.

don't you ever get tired of winning the internetz?

JamesC
07-04-2012, 02:15 PM
34 Celcius before humidex today.

You're not far behind us. It's been right around 100 here for 2 weeks so far. I'm really wishing for Winter already.