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YouKnowWho
11-01-2012, 03:16 AM
- After so many years, your old moves still work.
- Your just make your new move work the 1st time.
- In 15 rounds wrestling, your opponent could not take you down even once.
- In 15 rounds sparring, your opponent could not hit your head even once.
- When you get hold on your opponent, he cannot break youir grip.
- When your opponent grabs on you, you can break his grip anytime you want to.
- You have just knock a hole through your heavy bag.
- You have just broke your throwing dummy on the waist.
- You have just sparked fire out of your steel chain in the dark.
- Your leg twist can pull a small tree root out off the ground.
- Your spin hook kick is so fast that you can kill a flying fly.
- Your punches are so fast that you can hit your opponent's head 3 times before he can block it.

Anybody wants to add more into this list?

jimbob
11-01-2012, 08:07 AM
You can make chickens explode from a distance with balls of qi.

GeneChing
11-01-2012, 09:46 AM
...and robes, and t-shirts, and cool Bruce Lee duds. Get your uniforms here (http://www.martialartsmart.com/uniforms-kung-fu.html).

Oh, and you get to use a lot of crazy weapons (http://www.martialartsmart.com/weapons-chinese-weapons.html).

scholar
11-03-2012, 07:30 AM
You can make chickens explode from a distance with balls of qi.

My qi is not that strong. I can only fry them up golden brown with green beans and taters...

jimbob
11-05-2012, 03:18 AM
My qi is not that strong. I can only fry them up golden brown with green beans and taters...

Good enough! Even making them run a little faster is worth the effort. :)

Lucas
11-05-2012, 02:16 PM
the first time you get up after being knocked out / wake up after being choked out. :D

MightyB
11-05-2012, 03:14 PM
you realize you inspire the same kind of awe with your students that your Sifu inspired in you when you were a new student.

MightyB
11-05-2012, 03:36 PM
when you hold a man down and make the sexy time by force, and realize you have unlocked the secrets of your form.

<applauding, wiping tear from eyes> Good show Sir! Extremely well put! You've nailed it with that one!