Joke Thread - It's been a while....

[David Jamieson]

I'll start:

Rhianna should date a Toronto Maple Leaf.
They never beat anyone.

NEXT!

[MasterKiller]

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!

[Lucas]

How can you tell over the internet if someone has down syndrome?

Their KFO handle is Warrior_Man!

[David Jamieson]

How can you tell over the internet if someone has down syndrome?

Their KFO handle is Warrior_Man!

Dude... people who suffer from trisomy 21 may take offense to that...

But it's a joke page. so let er rip.

ps that was terrible.

[wenshu]

A man goes to see the doctor and says,

"Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm a moth."

The Doctor says,

"I can't help you, you need a psychiatrist!"

The Man replies,

"But your light was on."

[wenshu]

Man comes home with a duck under his arm and says,

"So, this is the pig I've been ****ing. . ."

His wife says,

"That's not a pig."

He says,

"I wasn't talking to you."

[bawang]

have you heard what happened to pilsbury dough boy? he got a yeast infection.

[wenshu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_kl2Vc9cMw

[Syn7]

Dude... people who suffer from trisomy 21 may take offense to that...

Couldn't you just say "Down Syndrome"? This is why so many think you're a twitt.

[taai gihk yahn]

Man in a bar, to friend: "My wife just bought this dog that was on major discount at the pet shop; which isn't surprising because he has no nose."

Friend: "Really? How does he smell?"

Man: "Terrible."


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(I'll be here all week folks; make sure you try the veal.)