I Hate Ashida Kim
10-02-2001, 11:36 PM
Note: I will provide a link to where this came from, but due to the constraints of Ashida's board, if any new messages get added, following MY link won't let you see them, you'll have to access it from his forum.Dodging Bullets (http://www.ashidakim.com/cgi-bin/news/akmb-read.cgi?group=alt.fan.ashida-kim&article=11860,11862,11864,11865,11870,11873,11877)
Note: The extra funny parts I have made bold
Note: The italics are my comments that I inserted, and are not a part of the original message.
Are you ready to laugh?????
Tora San posted Oct 3 2001 13:01:33 GMT
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Sensei Collins,
I have looked down the barrel of a gun, terrifying experience indeed. This was a robbery at a drugstore where I worked. ((boring info deleted)) If one feels like they are going to be shot by a gun toting assailant, then I guess they should do what they think they have to do to get out of that situation. My sensei told us if you're going to be shot, then run!
Ashida Kim posted Oct 3 2001 13:45:37 GMT
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Tora,
I was in a similar situation once myself. BUT, I am a trained martial artist. You may have had some classes, but you haven't reached that point yet that was Ashida's inferiority complex talking . I just looked scared and when the gunman looked away for a second I grabbed the .45 and jammed it so it wouldn't fire, just like in Secrets of the Ninja, ripped it out of his hand and beat him about the head and shoulders till he went limp. (I Hate Ashida Kim note: LOL!!)When the cops showed up they wanted to know who had done it because they wanted to arrest ME! What you say about "letting the Wookie win" POSSIBLY getting someone killed is true. BUT, you don't KNOW that would have happened because you didn't try it. So don't counsel us here, who are willing to take a chance, not to do it. One thing is certain, however. If you let a puppy get away with peeing on the carpet, pretty soon he will think it is okay. If you let an ******* strong arm or stick you up at gunpoint and he gets away with it long enough, eventually he will start hurting people just for fun. Better to stop him early in his career, before he becomes a real threat. Glad you survived. Glad I did too, Ha!
Ashida Kim
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zorro posted Oct 3 2001 14:40:14 GMT
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Thats great advice Ashida telling people to fight an opponent who has a gun. MY sensei once said at a gun defense seminar if someone has a gun and they want somthing you give it to them .If they just shot two people and now they have a gun to your head thats when you have know choice but to fight back.
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Ashida Kim posted Oct 3 2001 15:12:49 GMT
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Zorro,
Real good advice. (he defends his own advice)UNLESS you are one of the first two guys to be shot, Ha! (I Hate Ashida Kim note: I _really_ hate Ashida's "ha!")My Sensei told me, "Don't tolerate ******* behavior. That includes not letting yourself be robbed. It's not the money, it is the principle. Getting robbed or mugged changes a person, it often makes them timid. I choose not to be intimidated. I choose to fight for what is right. And I don't depend on the cops, because they have so often let me down and proven themselves incompetent, to back me up. Ashida Kim
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zorro posted Oct 3 2001 15:25:37 GMT
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Tora Son got away fine if he had taken your advice he may have been shot and maybe killed.
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keel posted Oct 3 2001 15:47:54 GMT
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Or you can dodge the bullets like Ashida Kim does.
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Ashida Kim posted Oct 3 2001 19:01:49 GMT
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There you go, fellows. A couple of guys with no balls who are jealous of anyone who is willing to do anything. I didn't "advise" anyone to do what I did. (yes you did, *******)I just pointed out that it could be done because I did it. So, you supposed martial artists, what are you trining for? Who are you training to fight? Apparently no one.(LOL!) Because even in a hypothetical situation, you puss out, Ha! Ha! Go ahead and be victims all your life. (Oh man, he's talking so much shiâ€* here!)To quote Bruce Lee, "Better to die a broken piece of jade than live a life of clay." Ashida Kim
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I Hate Ashida Kim
"If Ashida wished you to know his real name, I am sure he would write to you and tell you himself." --Danny Sainty
Note: The extra funny parts I have made bold
Note: The italics are my comments that I inserted, and are not a part of the original message.
Are you ready to laugh?????
Tora San posted Oct 3 2001 13:01:33 GMT
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Sensei Collins,
I have looked down the barrel of a gun, terrifying experience indeed. This was a robbery at a drugstore where I worked. ((boring info deleted)) If one feels like they are going to be shot by a gun toting assailant, then I guess they should do what they think they have to do to get out of that situation. My sensei told us if you're going to be shot, then run!
Ashida Kim posted Oct 3 2001 13:45:37 GMT
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Tora,
I was in a similar situation once myself. BUT, I am a trained martial artist. You may have had some classes, but you haven't reached that point yet that was Ashida's inferiority complex talking . I just looked scared and when the gunman looked away for a second I grabbed the .45 and jammed it so it wouldn't fire, just like in Secrets of the Ninja, ripped it out of his hand and beat him about the head and shoulders till he went limp. (I Hate Ashida Kim note: LOL!!)When the cops showed up they wanted to know who had done it because they wanted to arrest ME! What you say about "letting the Wookie win" POSSIBLY getting someone killed is true. BUT, you don't KNOW that would have happened because you didn't try it. So don't counsel us here, who are willing to take a chance, not to do it. One thing is certain, however. If you let a puppy get away with peeing on the carpet, pretty soon he will think it is okay. If you let an ******* strong arm or stick you up at gunpoint and he gets away with it long enough, eventually he will start hurting people just for fun. Better to stop him early in his career, before he becomes a real threat. Glad you survived. Glad I did too, Ha!
Ashida Kim
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zorro posted Oct 3 2001 14:40:14 GMT
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Thats great advice Ashida telling people to fight an opponent who has a gun. MY sensei once said at a gun defense seminar if someone has a gun and they want somthing you give it to them .If they just shot two people and now they have a gun to your head thats when you have know choice but to fight back.
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Ashida Kim posted Oct 3 2001 15:12:49 GMT
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Zorro,
Real good advice. (he defends his own advice)UNLESS you are one of the first two guys to be shot, Ha! (I Hate Ashida Kim note: I _really_ hate Ashida's "ha!")My Sensei told me, "Don't tolerate ******* behavior. That includes not letting yourself be robbed. It's not the money, it is the principle. Getting robbed or mugged changes a person, it often makes them timid. I choose not to be intimidated. I choose to fight for what is right. And I don't depend on the cops, because they have so often let me down and proven themselves incompetent, to back me up. Ashida Kim
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zorro posted Oct 3 2001 15:25:37 GMT
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Tora Son got away fine if he had taken your advice he may have been shot and maybe killed.
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keel posted Oct 3 2001 15:47:54 GMT
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Or you can dodge the bullets like Ashida Kim does.
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Ashida Kim posted Oct 3 2001 19:01:49 GMT
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There you go, fellows. A couple of guys with no balls who are jealous of anyone who is willing to do anything. I didn't "advise" anyone to do what I did. (yes you did, *******)I just pointed out that it could be done because I did it. So, you supposed martial artists, what are you trining for? Who are you training to fight? Apparently no one.(LOL!) Because even in a hypothetical situation, you puss out, Ha! Ha! Go ahead and be victims all your life. (Oh man, he's talking so much shiâ€* here!)To quote Bruce Lee, "Better to die a broken piece of jade than live a life of clay." Ashida Kim
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I Hate Ashida Kim
"If Ashida wished you to know his real name, I am sure he would write to you and tell you himself." --Danny Sainty