Which KFMer is this?

[MasterKiller]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Duy6VXaBY

[GeneChing]

Is it you?











:p

[David Jamieson]

Sweet lord above...

wtf? :p

[Samwise85]

Their website is a trip too, neofascist ideology masked by sci fi. :confused:

[GeneChing]

Thanks for jumping on that space mine, Samwise85.

That being said, the dark side is clearly fascist. ;)

[Samwise85]

That's definitely true Gene, but the dude that started the site goes further, noting that the Third Reich was the first real attempt at "Endarkment" (their term for their philosophical end goals) in history. That was the argument that really creeped me out.

[David Jamieson]

That's definitely true Gene, but the dude that started the site goes further, noting that the Third Reich was the first real attempt at "Endarkment" (their term for their philosophical end goals) in history. That was the argument that really creeped me out.

I rarely get creeped out by deluded idiots.

I do find them somewhat amusing at times though. :p


But here's a messed up fact. In the star wars fan fiction mythology which ties it all together as you may know, the Sith are actually the good guys and the Jedi are nothing but a hand wringing bunch of goody goodies who don't realize that their peacenik ways are going to get their entire galaxy destroyed by the Yuuzhan Vong.

[JamesC]

That's definitely Lucas.

[Syn7]

That's definitely Lucas.

All do respect to his films, some of which I love. George Lucas is a douchebag.

[JamesC]

All do respect to his films, some of which I love. George Lucas is a douchebag.

Haha...

I was talking about our forum member Lucas. ;)

[GeneChing]

...it's worthy of note that this weirdness is going on at the same time that our Star Wars Episode 7 thread (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64710&page=3) has been active with it's own weirdness. I got a bad feeling about this.


But here's a messed up fact... A fact? A fact about fiction? :rolleyes:


I was talking about our forum member Lucas. ;) roflmao

Maybe our forum member Lucas is George. That would explain a few things for sure.

[Samwise85]

Heh, yeah maybe its all a viral campaign designed by Disney to hype Episode seven.

@ Jameson. That's really interesting, I never got too far into the extended universe beyond the Galactic Civil War (loved the Rogue Squadron books), but I could see the Sith acting as anti-heros of sorts being rather compelling.

[Syn7]

Haha...

I was talking about our forum member Lucas. ;)

That's funny. I like KFM Lucas. I think he would make a great Sith Lord. The job requires that Lucas style of absurd humour! Eventually he'll turn on Bawang and take his on own apprentice.

[David Jamieson]

A fact? A fact about fiction? :rolleyes:

.

yes, it is fictionally factual...or factually fictional.

Otherwise, all is boobs!

[GeneChing]

I keep thinking I should pick one up at the used bookstore, but I read so much already that Star Wars pulp just doesn't hold that much appeal.


all is boobs!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4s5pmFL_ZlQ/Sn7WAhxqfWI/AAAAAAAACJQ/ZAhbgCI8xng/s1600/yoda+star+wars+gay+boobs+hot+huge++motivational+po sters+wallpapers+hot+funy+stupid+babes+blonde+gall ery.jpg
http://cdn.walyou.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/12/Star-Wars-Boobs.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemp48295K1qfg1x1o1_500.jpg
http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/514611/5896686/_5kHzg7gfPWI/S2cRw552wHI/AAAAAAAABi4/g6Iqj98d6-Y/s400/1_stormtroopers.jpg
http://www.iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/star-wars-t-shirt-not-the-boobs-you-are-looking-for-not-the-droids-you-are-looking-for-bewbs-13576953159.jpg
http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/11399805277037571_uIkoVlsX_c.jpg

[David Jamieson]

Your jedi boob tricks are working!

[doug maverick]

All do respect to his films, some of which I love. George Lucas is a douchebag.

yea he is a total douchebag, how dare he not only sell his company and franchise for 4 billion dollars, but then he gives the 4 billion dollars away to education? oh yea man.... he is a total effing douchebag...there is a special place in hell for people like him, who sell a billion dollar franchise that he created and then give away the proceeds...

[Kellen Bassette]

That's funny. I like KFM Lucas. I think he would make a great Sith Lord. The job requires that Lucas style of absurd humour! Eventually he'll turn on Bawang and take his on own apprentice.

The plot thickens.

[David Jamieson]

yea he is a total douchebag, how dare he not only sell his company and franchise for 4 billion dollars, but then he gives the 4 billion dollars away to education? oh yea man.... he is a total effing douchebag...there is a special place in hell for people like him, who sell a billion dollar franchise that he created and then give away the proceeds...

I know right? How dare he do such a thing that will only lead to people being helped in a fashion they require and that ultimately will lead to another small piece of happiness in their lives.

Stupid jerk. He's not anywhere enough the animal he needs to be. I've had it with his secular humanist compassionate views. Grrrrr. :mad:


:p

[Syn7]

I met him, spent the day in the same room pretty much. He was nice to me, but he was a real dick to a few people who were just happy to meet their hero. Those people allow him to make billions to give away and they deserve more respect. He treated them like cockroaches that were just in his way. And since it was a meet and greet scenario, you can't say he was distracted while working or too busy to be friendly.


Rockerfellers were and are huge philanthropists. I do not believe all those Rockerfellers involved are good people without a personal agenda.


I'm kind of on the fence with Bill Gates. Time will tell. I like what he's doing with polio. I hate what he's doing for things like freedom and equality in tech terms. So we'll see.

Anyways, outside of what I personally witnessed, I have no real opinion. I like some of his movies. Love a few. But he was not cool that day.

[MasterKiller]

LOL.

Some guys trolled the site, and found out the two leaders are g@y fetishists who routinely try to solicit young men who join to webcam with them. They used their real names on a number of adult sites, posting videos of themselves in hom0sexual group sex situations.

Also, they extort money from the members by making them pay for rank advancement in the order.

[taai gihk yahn]

I like what he's doing with polio.
don't know why, but taken somewhat out of context, this is just a funny line...

[Syn7]

don't know why, but taken somewhat out of context, this is just a funny line...

If you don't use MS products, he's gonna go and polio your ass!

[Syn7]

LOL.

Some guys trolled the site, and found out the two leaders are g@y fetishists who routinely try to solicit young men who join to webcam with them. They used their real names on a number of adult sites, posting videos of themselves in hom0sexual group sex situations.

Also, they extort money from the members by making them pay for rank advancement in the order.

Evidence?


If it's true, that's hillarious!!!

[MasterKiller]

Evidence?


If it's true, that's hillarious!!!

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/?go=forum_framed.frame&page=1

Start reading here, but here is a breakdown


Virus finds a website about a bunch of grown men pretending to be "real life Sith" they are adament that they're not role players and have real powers such as "sex magick" and "psychic abilities." The site is run by two guys who called themselves Darth Ravenus and Darth Imperius.

A large group of OGers decide it will be fun to make fake accounts and troll them, a ton are made ranging from people pretending to be "Luke Skywalker," "chode monster," to many pretending to be charicatures of what they think the typical member is.

sithacademy.com attempts to reserve-troll us by sending one of their "masters" a guy named Abbysian to make a fake account and find out who all of the trolls on their site are. Abbysian makes the account OneItWonder on the OG and makes some posts encouraging our trolling and to out ourselves on their site indirectly.

OneItwonder nearly immediately gets outed, in response sithacademy.com puts up a video claiming they fooled us and bans the accounts of all the users that got mentioned in this thread. Sion and Kekua amongst others are mentioned and banned. In the video Abbysian and Imperius blame OneItWonder's exposure on a 13 year old kid using their site, they demand the kid issue them an apology, pay them money and Abbysian says he "chewed the kid out" also it's worth noting they claim to have contact with this kid via telephone.

OGers decide to dig deeper into these guys. It turns out Abbysian is really a 33 year old former Air Force guy named Travis and Imperius and Ravenus are 42 and 45 respectively and named Sean and Christopher. OGers demand a public apology to the kid and that reparations are made.

Abbysian aka Travis freaks and quits sithacademy.com, he uses an alt. he had on the site to issue a public apology to the kid, but it quickly gets removed and Abbysian is removed from the site.

Upon further research, Sean and Christopher appear to be a very eccentric gay couple living together in Washington. They have a large library of erotic videos, photos and posts over a wide range of websites that encourage participation from third parties bringing up their contact with teenage boys into further question...




This is the Sith Academy video response

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUTa0ENnU08&feature=player_embedded


As you should realize by now, you are barking up the wrong tree. Sith Academy has done nothing illegal and its members don’t need your approval for our lifestyle or ideology. What you have done is a serious matter, and we will pursue all legal means of defending ourselves and seeking compensation against you if we deem it necessary. There are laws protecting people against harassment and persecution on the basis of sexual orientation which may apply here -- our attorneys will be in contact you if further action is required.

Darth Imperius and Darth Ravenus,
Dark Lords of Sith Academy

[JamesC]

NOW do you believe me? This is totally Lucas. Which tells me Bawang is involved somehow too...

[GeneChing]

they extort money from the members by making them pay for rank advancement in the order. You can do that? Can we apply that tactic to the forum here? Just kidding. Just buy from MartialArtsMart.com (http://www.martialartsmart.com/) once in a while and we're all good.



Gotta hand it to those trolls. Well played.

[Syn7]

NOW do you believe me? This is totally Lucas. Which tells me Bawang is involved somehow too...

No No, my understanding is that in wombat combat they only rape those who show aggression!

[Syn7]

You can do that? Can we apply that tactic to the forum here? Just kidding. Just buy from MartialArtsMart.com (http://www.martialartsmart.com/) once in a while and we're all good.



Gotta hand it to those trolls. Well played.

So does an investigative reporter with a cutthroat style count as a troll too?

Interesting to see how people who pick fights for fun are being equated with people who try to expose truth more and more these days. It's like questioning anything is becoming a cultural no no. Weird.

[GeneChing]

...which makes that movie Trollhunter (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63026) weirdly recursive, as it's about some investigative reporters with a cutthroat style investigating a guy hunting trolls.





Can I go back to jedi boob tricks now, or would that be trollishly OT?

[Syn7]

...which makes that movie Trollhunter (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63026) weirdly recursive, as it's about some investigative reporters with a cutthroat style investigating a guy hunting trolls.





Can I go back to jedi boob tricks now, or would that be trollishly OT?

Everytime you disagree or disapprove you're just a big fat troll!

Bring on the tittays!

SJ
MK?

[GeneChing]

...it's amazing how many different versions of that t-shirt there are.


Everytime you disagree or disapprove you're just a big fat troll! What? NO! I totally disagree.


Bring on the tittays!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BRXoWcN4N9E/TfoVS-M3TfI/AAAAAAAAEeA/VRwyAzeGHHw/s1600/jedi_mindpowers1.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00577/SNN1002B_jlc_682_577296a.jpg
http://media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com/upload/279575089337584953_3Zd9ZI0m_b.jpg
Jedi Condoms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfKkaKzfpAg)

[MasterKiller]

You can do that? Can we apply that tactic to the forum here? Just kidding. Just buy from MartialArtsMart.com (http://www.martialartsmart.com/) once in a while and we're all good.



Gotta hand it to those trolls. Well played.

That website, mixedmartialarts.com, lets you post for free, but only paying members can embed images and videos. Something to think about ;-)

[Syn7]

MK, where the pics at? I'm waiting for your customary response to smut requests!

[GeneChing]

What's to keep someone from just posting links? Or is that a members only thing too?

And no worries, MK, I'll always allow you to post pix for free, as long as they aren't anything that a telenovela would censor. Me luv u long time. (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65162) :eek:

[MasterKiller]

MK, where the pics at? I'm waiting for your customary response to smut requests!

http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_m5nuq0Zo9z1qzsd73o1_500.jpg

[MasterKiller]

What's to keep someone from just posting links? Or is that a members only thing too?

And no worries, MK, I'll always allow you to post pix for free, as long as they aren't anything that a telenovela would censor. Me luv u long time. (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65162) :eek:

People can post links, but they aren't active. Only paying members can use html. And the Internet generation are too lazy to copy and paste text links into a browser.

[MasterKiller]

http://www.8-bitcentral.com/images/blog/2012/sexyStarWars5.jpg

[MasterKiller]

http://holyhell.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/star-wars-sexy.jpg

[MasterKiller]

http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/VH-Sexy-Star-Wars-Boba-Fett-Cosplay.jpg

[MasterKiller]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/23/costume-1.jpg

[MasterKiller]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RAyy3DVUXig/TtDC-NuwPDI/AAAAAAAAE3E/UUk2UwjfhdE/s640/body-painted-sith-breasts-female.jpg

[MasterKiller]

http://4.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/sexy-star-wars-cosplay-girls-nsfw-33-48bf65dc-sz600x902.jpg

[wenshu]

http://costumefail.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fat-princess-leia-01.jpg

[David Jamieson]

uh...gee, thanks...:p

[bawang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk

[wenshu]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-oUnyu0rHVS0/UQMf14L4sKI/AAAAAAAAsms/zrYyGrtrdFE/s422/tumblr_inline_mh6z2ss8jl1qlkly8.jpg

[Syn7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk

You look at the weirdest ****!

[bawang]

You look at the weirdest ****!

i dont understand.

[wenshu]

http://i.minus.com/ibh4p4tptPMrVt.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3LVrVtbrPk

[Lucas]

I'm sure they're good at something...

[Kellen Bassette]

I'm sure they're good at something...

How to not use a side kick effectively, 101.

[Kymus]

I think I know who they trained with (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU)..

[wenshu]

After I intially posted that I felt what could be described as a very minor, fleeting twinge of conscience that perhaps this was a Karate class (it is Karate right?) for developmentally challenged teenagers/adults.

But what kind of ******* would allow the developmentally challenged to go at it like that without an acting ref or what appears to be any supervision at all?

http://i.minus.com/is6eIWxErjpQA.gif

[Syn7]

Nah man, it's real people who paid to be there. Not mentally challenged, but very idiotic. It's basically a class full of Dwight Schrute wannabes.


I've seen the whole clip. Here's a longer version, but not the whole clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKNtAkRDarg

The original clip was made private after cagepotato made them famous.

Love the fat guy at around the one minute mark, dude can barely keep from falling over his own feet. It's really hard to tell, but it's actually supposed to be TKD.

The "forms" section around the 2:45 mark is brilliant! I wanna loop it to music!!!

Here's the cagepotato piece:

http://www.cagepotato.com/awful-video-of-the-day-the-mcdojo-5th-degree-black-belt-test/


You may have already read the depressing accounts of “McDojo”-type martial arts schools written by our own Brian J. D’Souza and Seth Falvo, but here’s some visual proof that the culture of bull****, *******ized karate/kung fu/whatever is alive and kicking (no pun intended), and still being swallowed up by gullible cult-members.

The above video shows a 5th-degree black belt test held by the World Martial Arts Association, based in Brooklyn, New York. Forget the fact that all these guys move like hyperactive yellow belts, and would all be smashed by anybody with four months of actual striking or grappling training — they’re grandmasters, every last one. Be sure to watch to the end to see a woefully out-of-sync kata demonstration, in which grown-ass men all try desperately to be the first one to finish. IT’S NOT A RACE, TIMMY.

After the jump, “headmaster” Michael T. Dealy freestyles against three attackers. You have never seen so many kicks blocked with forearms in your entire life. Lots more here (http://www.youtube.com/user/THEWMAAChannel/videos).

I put the link in for their page, but since CP put it out there, they have removed access to videos.

Here's a link to their "headmasters" page:
http://wmaa.com/about/

And last but not least, a video of the headmaster "sparring" against "multiple" opponents. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTbdJvqIlc

Love how he forgets to not turn his back on an opponent who's simply waiting for his attention. So sad. Maybe if somebody reached out and slapped him upside the head when he did that, somebody would actually learn something. Nothing annoys me more than watching multiple attackers take turns. That's just not how it works. If you can't fend off multiple attackers simultaneously, then you can't fend off multiple attackers. That's just how it is.

Youtube his name if you want to see more train wrecks. You obviously can't see their official vids anymore, but there are a bunch out there by others.

[Syn7]

I think I know who they trained with (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU)..

I still feel bad for star wars kid. After being ridiculed on late night shows and parodied in pretty much every popular comedy sketch show or cartoon, we're lucky he didn't off himself.

He reminds of those awkward kids that would get picked on till one day they explode and suplex the bully.

[Kymus]

I still feel bad for star wars kid. After being ridiculed on late night shows and parodied in pretty much every popular comedy sketch show or cartoon, we're lucky he didn't off himself.

He reminds of those awkward kids that would get picked on till one day they explode and suplex the bully.

Very true, Syn. For us it's comedy gold, but for that poor kid: unbearable humiliation.

Well, at least he didn't pay for those lessons :p