The Illuminati

[Snipsky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMcE8XPal4A

[Snipsky]

This guy tried to sacrifice his buddy for the illuminati....what a guy.

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/2013/03/21/rapper-illuminati-*******/

[Snipsky]

http://2012data.webs.com/illuminati_detail.jpg

[Snipsky]

http://2012data.webs.com/illuminati1.jpg

[Snipsky]

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/imagenes_sociopol/illuminati29_04.jpg

[hskwarrior]

Holy Sh1t, i know leo zagami. he contacted me because of the Hung Society.

[hskwarrior]

I was listening to this one a little while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJuEstJQieo

[Scott R. Brown]

Both of you should be disappearing soon... And we hardly knew you! :(

[hskwarrior]

hey bro....its a no go this morning for the mirror. what am i gonna do?:(

[Scott R. Brown]

hey bro....its a no go this morning for the mirror. what am i gonna do?:(

Definitely, STAY OT OF THE SUN!!!!:eek:

[Drake]

I thought this conspiracy fad died in the 80s?

[hskwarrior]

see how much you know? lololol p.a.b.

[Drake]

I don't keep track of fake threats. I keep track of real ones.

[hskwarrior]

I don't keep track of fake threats. I keep track of real ones.

of course you do. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezTIYd5UFRY

[Drake]

I also don't click youtube links.

[hskwarrior]

I also don't click youtube links.

awwwe how special,...

[hskwarrior]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_YWFC1HY74

[Scott R. Brown]

I thought this conspiracy fad died in the 80s?

That is because you are part of the cover-up, a counter-intelligence spook sent here to throw us all off the trail!!!:cool:

You can't fool us!:eek:

And I'll tell you how I know:

A DRAKE, your clever pseudonym, is a male duck. And what do male ducks do? They glide smoothly along the water's surface nary making a ripple, but the whole time they are quacking up a storm hoping to hide what is REALLY going on underneath the water!!!

And do you know what is REALLY going on under the water, MR. DRAKE????:confused::confused:

Their little WEBBED feet are paddling away relentlessly pushing the DRAKE along, just like a SECRET HIDDEN AGENDA!!!!!!

AHA!!! :eek:

THE JIG IS UP, MR. DRAKE........if that is your REEEEEEAL name????:confused::cool:

[hskwarrior]

a lame quacker

[hskwarrior]

THE JIG IS UP, MR. DRAKE........if that is your REEEEEEAL name????

i could answer that one fer ya with 100% accuracy :D

[Scott R. Brown]

a lame quacker

To be lame, he would have to only have one leg!!

I am pretty sure he has two!;)

[Syn7]

To be lame, he would have to only have one leg!!

I am pretty sure he has two!;)

Maybe he swims in circles. Ya never know.

[SimonM]

I am the Illuminati.

[Lucas]

It's true, he is.

[GeneChing]

The Illuminatus! Trilogy was a brilliant and entertaining read. It inspired me to get into Discordianism for a spell. Erisian philosophy has served me well with this here forum.

[Scott R. Brown]

I am the Illuminati.

No wonder your smile is so bright!

[GoldenBrain]

I am the Illuminati.

Now you did it! I have no choice but to report you...:D

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[Syn7]

The Illuminatus! Trilogy was a brilliant and entertaining read. It inspired me to get into Discordianism for a spell. Erisian philosophy has served me well with this here forum.

We be some chaotic summuma*****es up in this muh****ah!!! :p


The old gods were much more fun. :D I would rather hang on Olympus than chill with Jesus.

[Lucas]

Fight all day and drink and feast all night amongst the true gods in the roaring feasting halls of Valhalla!!

[Syn7]

Fight all day and drink and feast all night amongst the true gods in the roaring feasting halls of Valhalla!!

My grandfather was pure viking!


Jupiter Optimus Maximus would shove that hammer up Thors ass. :p

[Lucas]

what kind of viking? norwegian, danish, swedish, etc.?

[Lucas]

My grandfather was pure viking!


Jupiter Optimus Maximus would shove that hammer up Thors ass. :p

he wouldnt be able to pick mjolnir up!

[Syn7]

he wouldnt be able to pick mjolnir up!

JOMs will is so strong Thor shoved mjolnir up his own ass. :D

Mars raped Loki, that's why he has mental issues.



Danish. Mostly.

[Lucas]

LOL!

little does mars know that loki tricked him into raping him to make him hom0sexual.

Thor was just really drunk. completely valid excuse.

[Syn7]

LOL!

little does mars know that loki tricked him into raping him to make him hom0sexual.

Thor was just really drunk. completely valid excuse.

Nah, mars was always bisexual. He is more into conquest than preference.

Yeah, you never know when you will get too drunk and end up with a hammer up your ass. :eek:

He must have been celebrating his latest victory over Dagda. After that just too rub it in, Thor would cut down whole druidic forests for firewood to heat the stills. Hence the party afterwords.

[hskwarrior]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64792_638663696148201_2123010973_n.jpg

[David Jamieson]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/64792_638663696148201_2123010973_n.jpg

I am Illuminati.

And we approve of this picture. :)

Seriously though, I highly doubt that the conspiracy theory folks who go on about Illuminati and Freemasons etc know wtf they are talking about. They are always so off the wall and so far away from the truth of what the fraternity is about. They get their clubs and organizations mixed up and think that the hidden hand is everywhere and connecting them all, it isn't.

It's lazy minded slackers filling a void of ignorance with crappy guesses about something they actually have full access to if they would only have the courage to approach it.

Many don't. Because many are fodder when it comes right down to it.

But, we don't control the world. Just the important parts, and yeah, the crazy naysayers are seen as mentally incapable and unworthy of sitting in our lodges. :p

[hskwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJSSr9InwU