Chinese are just tougher than Gwai Lo

[MasterKiller]

Case in Point

China:
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q690/shanghaistylefile/smokingchinesebaby2_zps5f33251f.jpg

USA:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n1lL-VBrl8k/TbAw5M5D-oI/AAAAAAAAB8o/v6V_KY1Cw1M/s1600/20914.jpg

[MasterKiller]

This kid don't give a f@ck about your "art."

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q690/shanghaistylefile/smokingchinesebaby3_zps316df796.jpg

[David Jamieson]

Tougher? Tough has nothing to do with all the stupid in this picture.

I'd go with "This woman is dangerously ignorant. The child...is a child"

[MasterKiller]

Meanwhile, in Canada...

http://www.naturalindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/toddler-pedo.jpg

[Lucas]

To be fair that kid is 16, its just been all that smoking has stunted his growth a little bit.

[GeneChing]

Hmm, maybe not. Can't seem to find it with a cursory forum search. Maybe it was that nacho ninjette forum that I troll on during my spare time. :o

The smoking baby was so 2011. Letterman used it as a running gag. And that was Indonesia. By this measure, those Indonesians are just super tough (soon to be super COPD). :rolleyes:


The Smoking Babies Of Indonesia (http://jezebel.com/5839287/the-smoking-babies-of-indonesia)

It's been some time since the Smoking Baby went viral, and ABC's 20/20 thought it time to check up on him. Last we heard, he was down to a mere pack or two of cigarettes per day, which seemed like enough of an improvement — until ABC discovered that there's not just one Smoking Baby in that neck of the woods.

It may sound unbelievable, but in Indonesia, it is completely legal for a person of any age to purchase and smoke cigarettes, which cost a mere dollar per pack. Children can purchase single cigarettes for 10 cents a pop right next to their school, which has advertisements for different cigarette brands plastered all around it.

In their travels throughout Indonesia, 20/20 found other families with young children who smoke, like a 2-year-old who wakes up and immediately lights up. His grandfather, the man who lit the cigarette for him, says the child smokes two packs a day because, "it tastes good, like bread and chocolate." He says he thinks the smoking is okay as long as the child drinks enough coffee to balance it out. Right.

Finally, we meet the infamous "Smoking Baby," Aldi, who is now 4 years old and supposedly doesn't smoke anymore. He didn't quit on his own, though: "embarrassed local officials" sent him to rehab after the clip went viral. Aldi "misses" smoking 20 cigarettes a day and his mother is at his mercy; the kid threatens to smoke again if he doesn't receive new toys. Aldi's mother says she "wishes she had never let him start," and admitted off-camera that she caught her son smoking just a few weeks before the interview was filmed.

[Judge Pen]

Hmm, maybe not. Can't seem to find it with a cursory forum search. Maybe it was that nacho ninjette forum that I troll on during my spare time. :o

The smoking baby was so 2011. Letterman used it as a running gag. And that was Indonesia. By this measure, those Indonesians are just super tough (soon to be super COPD). :rolleyes:

Sin The is Indonesian. Actually that explains a lot.

[Lucas]

So what you are saying is that Sin The was a heavy smoker by the age of 3?

[Judge Pen]

So what you are saying is that Sin The was a heavy smoker by the age of 3?

Maybe he could light the cigs with his hands and his chi....

[GeneChing]

It's not a question of how 'e lights it! It's a simple question of lung capacity! A three-year-old Sin The could *not* create SD!

[Lucas]

Maybe he could light the cigs with his hands and his chi....

so then what you're telling me, if i gather correctly, is that heavy smoking is good for your training?

[Lucas]

It's not a question of how 'e lights it! It's a simple question of lung capacity! A three-year-old Sin The could *not* create SD!

you got that on vid?

[GeneChing]

you got that on vid?

Taoism Drunkard Pipe as Weapon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKrlRjveNXA)

[Lucas]

You have silenced my heathen mouf

[GeneChing]

And you thought you were worthy enough to be the mod for the lipstick lesbian forum. NOT!

;)

[Dragonzbane76]

lol just lol.

way to bounce back and forth masterkiller.

[Lucas]

and you thought you were worthy enough to be the mod for the lipstick lesbian forum. Not!

;)

i am worthy!!!

[GeneChing]

SMOKING BABY (http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/smoking-baby-59)
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/24/3/AAAADC26VioAAAAAACQ4vA.jpg?v=1231268719000

Real babies should never smoke; We all know that. But this ceramic baby is really smokin'! Just put one of the novelty cigarettes in his mouth, light it up and watch the little fellow puff away just like his daddy! Doesn't he know that smoking will stunt his growth? Smoking baby smokes novelty, non-toxic, incense cigarrettes (pack of 10 included). Love him or hate him, Smoking baby is sure to raise a few comments as an unusual incense burner and as a very unusual gift. * Ceramic smoking baby * 10 pack of non-toxic, incense cigarettes * Puffs away at mini cigarettes * Not suitable for children under 8 years old * Burning incense should not be left unattended. * A very unusual gift
I love that the incense cigs are 'non-toxic'. Whaddaya bet these are made in China?

[Syn7]

Taoism Drunkard Pipe as Weapon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKrlRjveNXA)


I cracked an idiot over the head with a bong once. True story. It didn't even break till the second smash. Now that's quality!!! It all worked out pretty well. He slunk away and we finished our session. It was at a place called Amsterdam Cafe where people go to smoke, chill and buy warez. Dude was acting a fool, he was asked to leave and he got physical. In hindsight I regret going that far, I mean.... dayum, it was a nice pipe. No police came, so that was a bonus.

[Syn7]

I love that the incense cigs are 'non-toxic'. Whaddaya bet these are made in China?

You know you want one... don't front, Gene. :p

[GeneChing]

I cracked an idiot over the head with a bong once. Syn7, ol' buddy, you give new meaning to the term bong sau. :D

[Syn7]

Syn7, ol' buddy, you give new meaning to the term bong sau. :D

Lol. I have to admit, it felt good. Not quite as good as using a pint glass in a drunken bar brawl, but close.


Gotta love the giant arcing smash! Peacemaker!!! Mine doesn't look like a chicken wing ripe to be exploited by the well timed takedown and consequential face smashing though.