Bawang should...

[Lucas]

Lets all decide Bawang's fate.

[MightyB]

Lets all decide Bawang's fate.

marry a wombat.

[Lucas]

That is a given. ;)

[Brule]

...honour his heritage and continue to promote and defend all Chinese.

[Lucas]

**** I forgot the pro mma tranny option....vote biches

[bawang]

...honour his heritage and continue to promote and defend all Chinese.

i really just need to monays mang

my ass broke

[Lucas]

what is your schedule going to be like bawang? How many days/evenings can you dedicate a week to teaching?

[bawang]

what is your schedule going to be like bawang? How many days/evenings can you dedicate a week to teaching?

im thinking just being honest and telling people i need money, then teach some forms for two hours a week

even a retarded monkey can teach forms

[Lucas]

thats not too bad. you would teach chen taiji right?

[Brule]

i really just need to monays mang

my ass broke

You disappoint me man. Do what your ancestors did, teach the white man kung fu for ridiculous amounts of monehs, then offer to accept them to bai see and get more monehs.

[bawang]

thats not too bad. you would teach chen taiji right?

ya. i also know six steps boxing and qixingquan. i used to know xiaohongquan and xiaoluohan but i forgot

i also know shotokan but its gay

[Lucas]

lead people through conditioning for an hour and then teach them form and application for an hour. if you're doing 1 day a week charge them like 30-50 bucks a month or charge like 10 dollars a class or something. if you're teaching noobs they wont know a good conditioning routine to go along with developing their bodies for the style(s) so I think its a good thing to do for people who dont have their own routine in place.

[Syn7]

**** I forgot the pro mma tranny option....vote biches

Pro MMA SPACE trannies.

I vote join a universities Asian club.

[Syn7]

i really just need to monays mang

my ass broke

Well, you can always rent that ass.

[TenTigers]

just teach kickboxing and call it sanda or sanshou. You don't even have to know how to do it, just youtube the workouts from cage fitness. You're asian, so all the gwais will follow you, and pay you all the big monehs.

[Syn7]

just teach kickboxing and call it sanda or sanshou. You don't even have to know how to do it, just youtube the workouts from cage fitness. You're asian, so all the gwais will follow you, and pay you all the big monehs.

Your signboard doesn't even have to be real characters. Just make that **** up. When called on it you can just say it's teh deadliez secretz!

[RickMatz]

First of all, Michigan State University has some outstanding young women who study there.

Second, if Jerome Helton is still running the MSU AIkido Cluib there, he is an outstanding representative of Yoshokai Aikido (an offshoot of Yoshinkan), with something like 40+ years of experience under his belt.

[bawang]

You disappoint me man. Do what your ancestors did, teach the white man kung fu for ridiculous amounts of monehs, then offer to accept them to bai see and get more monehs.



maybe i can order an oriental signboard

AIkido

no.

[Lucas]

I have a great idea for you Bawang. Train at a mma club, and then go around to all the mma clubs and find the people that drop out, then teach them forms for 100 dollars a month.

[PalmStriker]

My vote just put Sifu Master Bawang in the lead. :D

[PalmStriker]

ya. i also know six steps boxing and qixingquan. i used to know xiaohongquan and xiaoluohan but i forgot

i also know shotokan but its gay Teach gay students Shotokan for their lunch money, then beat them up. :D

[Dragonzbane76]

he should become a wing chun instructor and go around to mma gyms and prove his style works.

[David Jamieson]

1. finish school
2. get motivated and use education
3. make money
4. do whatever the F&%k he likes

Basically, the same thing I'd recommend for myself or anyone really. :)

[bawang]

1. finish school
2. get motivated and use education
3. make money
4. do whatever the F&%k he likes

Basically, the same thing I'd recommend for myself or anyone really. :)

money cant buy kung fu

[Robinhood]

money cant buy kung fu

Neither can sitting at your computer all day trying to be a comedian.

Maybe Stay home and do stand up comedy.

[David Jamieson]

money cant buy kung fu

Can't buy you love either, but you can get a reasonable facsimile.

[bawang]

Neither can sitting at your computer all day trying to be a comedian.

Maybe Stay home and do stand up comedy.

but i train internal. i have the inner powah.

do u wanna touch my snake engine

[Robinhood]

but i train internal. i have the inner powah.

do u wanna touch my snake engine

Maybe you have like a worm engine, and I will bet that you can probably find some men close by that would like to touch your worm engine.

[bawang]

Maybe you have like a worm engine, and I will bet that you can probably find some men close by that would like to touch your worm engine.

i dont understand.

[Lucas]

Neither can sitting at your computer all day trying to be a comedian.

Maybe Stay home and do stand up comedy.

what do you mean try, i think the forum, if we voted, would vote bawang funniest forum poster. he makes me laugh more than once every day i come on the forum.

[Raipizo]

Lucas, do they have computers in Valhalla? I don't see how you can reply to these threads and read bawang a funny posts from beyond the grave. I think Bawang should show everyone his snake engine for monies. And also teach the way of wombat combat and yellow dragon stirs the water. Deadly combination none can withstand, with both at your power you can perform a chi shield and deflect all material objects.

[bawang]

Lucas, do they have computers in Valhalla? I don't see how you can reply to these threads and read bawang a funny posts from beyond the grave. I think Bawang should show everyone his snake engine for monies. And also teach the way of wombat combat and yellow dragon stirs the water. Deadly combination none can withstand, with both at your power you can perform a chi shield and deflect all material objects.

if i show the snake engine, i will betray my sigong. he told me never to reveal it to the hairy ones.

[Lucas]

We use soul windows that we harvest from the fallen to post on the internet. But ya, the Allfather is pretty rich.

[bawang]

We use soul windows that we harvest from the fallen to post on the internet. But ya, the Allfather is pretty rich.

best heaven is kfc heaven

[Lucas]

you would love modern Valhalla. there is kfc golden warrior shrine that serves free buckes all day every day. magical kfc bucket that fills with any type you like most.

[bawang]

you would love modern Valhalla. there is kfc golden warrior shrine that serves free buckes all day every day. magical kfc bucket that fills with any type you like most.

but the feminists

[Lucas]

you just have to pretend they are men. there are a lot of wenches around too though. just grab one

[bawang]

you just have to pretend they are men. there are a lot of wenches around too though. just grab one

if i want to sexy penetration men, i would have gone to spartan heaven.