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KL70
04-15-2013, 08:15 AM
If you had to create your own new, humorously witty style of kung-fu, what would you call it and why ?
GeneChing
04-15-2013, 08:44 AM
Wait, that's already been done. :o
MightyB
04-15-2013, 09:09 AM
Stooge Fu

Based on the formidable fighting style created by the Three Stooges!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2008/11/04/JohnSpringerCollectionCorbis_3stooges460.jpg
http://www.arts-stew.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The-Three-Stooges-1.jpg
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/The-Three-Stooges-three-stooges-56850_636_480.jpg
GeneChing
04-15-2013, 09:18 AM
Stooge Fu
We all respect Master Moe.
David Jamieson
04-15-2013, 10:23 AM
Well Duh

Bawang Pai Wombat Kung Fu
bawang
04-15-2013, 10:41 AM
If you had to create your own new, humorously witty style of kung-fu, what would you call it and why ?

hi

wing chun

because gay
YouKnowWho
04-16-2013, 03:36 PM
If you had to create your own new, humorously witty style of kung-fu, what would you call it and why ?

I would like to create a new style and call it "octopus" style. No kicking, no punching, just wrap your opponent's body and crash him all the way down to the ground.

http://imageshack.us/a/img444/5471/octopus.jpg
SPJ
04-16-2013, 05:02 PM
I would create a bear style.

Bear hug and throw.

etc

http://www.fws.gov/home/feature/2006/pb-scott-schliebe-usfws.jpg

:)
PalmStriker
04-16-2013, 06:34 PM
Mullet MantisGuanfu : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x32gdQ7C0QI
PalmStriker
04-16-2013, 06:35 PM
I would create a bear style.

Bear hug and throw.

etc

http://www.fws.gov/home/feature/2006/pb-scott-schliebe-usfws.jpg

:)
Would also make for a nice throw rug. :D
-N-
04-16-2013, 11:29 PM
To Fu.

It is soft and yields the opponent to death.
Lokhopkuen
04-17-2013, 12:27 AM
Bear claw for a tasty a ss whippin;)
David Jamieson
04-18-2013, 08:45 AM
Bear claw for a tasty a ss whippin;)

definitely ass expanding. :D
SPJ
04-18-2013, 01:22 PM
I was going to say long arm ape style.

However, they are existing styles already.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYaiIYauix_ayfl1ND0l3yPsVoWBf22 oefGubHp-cG4Gdm88jC

:)
EternalSpring
04-24-2013, 04:52 PM
Dan-Tian Kuen.

i just feel that it would really **** my friends off.
SPJ
04-25-2013, 02:10 PM
I would like to create a new style and call it "octopus" style. No kicking, no punching, just wrap your opponent's body and crash him all the way down to the ground.

http://imageshack.us/a/img444/5471/octopus.jpg

my brother likes the same idea.

except he calls it spider style or spider web style.

:cool: