Ow my nutts!

[IronFist]

I was doing one legged squats tonight (the Matt Furey kind) and as I came up from one my right nutt hurt a bit, and it faded into a dull pain that lasted for like 30 minutes. What the Æ’uck is that?!?! I'm freaking out right now.

Iron

[shinwa]

lol I don't really know you man, but so far your post have been cracking me up.

[jimmy23]

its an internal injury, youll probably become impotant now. Sorry man, life is tough sometimes


"You guys have obviously never done any real fighting if you are mocking spitting"
Spinning Backfist

[Johnny Hot Shot]

Sounds Like a hernia. Better get it checked.

"Life's a great Adventure, Mate"
Jacko Jackson

[Martial Joe]

did your nut get cought inbetween your leg pit?

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I am Sharky's main man...

[IronFist]

it didn't get caught, it was just hanging there :)

Iron

[Martial Joe]

I dont know dude...thats just wierd...

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[Serpent]

Possible hernia. Get it checked asap.

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[halfling]

could have just busted a blood vessel, ive heard it hurts but youll be ok.

[jimmy23]

impotence I tell, I hope youve scored a lot in the past, because thats all over now.


"You guys have obviously never done any real fighting if you are mocking spitting"
Spinning Backfist

[zen_celt]

just kiddin'. :D
-ZC

"The thorn *****s only those who would harm the rose."

[Ryu]

Hernias are not things to be taken lightly.
I'd get it checked.

Don't panic, and don't freak out. :)
You aren't dying, but it would be a good idea to go to the doctors.

Ryu

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

[Water Dragon]

I thought I told you to get the cat declawed.

[Budokan]

Don't panic. You've just got one good working nut left, that's all. The other will probably have to be removed, but you can keep in in the jar as a memento--and it'll be a great conversation starter with the chicks!

K. Mark Hoover

[Godzilla]

Have your mom take a look at it. Perhaps she could massage it for you? If you’re too uncomfortable doing that, show it to your martial arts buddies in the locker room. They may know what to do. If you’re too uncomfortable doing that, just show it to your Sensei.

Seriously, the pain should go away in a day. If it continues to hurt see a doctor. I wouldn’t worry too much. Hope you feel better!

Godzilla

[JWTAYLOR]

Get it checked out by a doctor, even if the pain goes away.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[The Whyzyrd]

Sounds like a hernia to me. I'd get it checked.

"The Wolf does not regard the barking dog"

[KC Elbows]

Now might not be the best time to practice pulling tractors with your testicles. Harsh, I know, but some sacrifices must be made.

[KC Elbows]

Try taking it easier for a while. Maybe write your story.


"The Chronicles of Hernia" :D

[cwheelie]

1- see a doctor asap
2- take a few days off
3- relax -rent a movie (Nutcracker Suite?)
sorry - I couldn't resist :p

de ja fu - The feeling that somewhere, somehow you've been kicked in the head like this before.

[KC Elbows]

Try the Rolling Stones.

[KC Elbows]

I'd avoid Bruce Willis movies, though. His bald head will just remind you of your injury. :D

Honestly, get it checked out, you're probably all right, but best to be safe.

[Badger]

Use a Black & Decker power drill with socket set.Perfect for a loose nut.


Badger

BJJ is Superior to Mullets!G

[IronFist]

Uh, for the serious replies, thanks guys :)

I don't think it's a hernia, though, as it was the very bottom of the nutt that was hurting... that doesn't sound like where the intestine would poke through. Ewww.

Anyway, if it happens again I'll be at the doctor's office before you can say "testicle."

Thanks,
Iron

[nightair]

sounds like a hernia. take care of your nutz. you kinda need them.

---------------------------"uh oh, what is going to happen next?"

[Budokan]

Well, he may not need them. Not everyone should reproduce especially if they have nutts as opposed to nuts. (I mean, do we really want to risk further genetic drift in the current population?) Anyway, if he loses one he has a back up; that's why evolution gave him two.

Come to think of it, he may be better equipped than we with his nutts, unless he runs across someone who has nuttts, then he might be in trouble.

K. Mark Hoover