uhhhhhhhh NO!!!!!!!!

[Snipsky]

That is all. NO!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGmP9mrmYd0

[kfman5F]

More imitation kung fu with karate gis.

[RickMatz]

Hey! Wait a minute. Isn't that the Star Wars kid?

[lkfmdc]

that was painful to watch

[TenTigers]

I think Joe Rogan needs to see this.
It will change his mind about Kung-Fu not being all about real combat.

[hskwarrior]

ok i agree. that was very painful to watch. did you see the way they saunter around like they know something you don't? like they were about to do some amazing sh1t! lol

[Dragonzbane76]

I couldn't watch it all, my eyeballs started to melt.

[-N-]

Clearly they have superior skills to be able to cause so much pain and suffering without even needing to lay their hands on you all.

[CLFNole]

Yes you are an honorary Klingon - "Live Long and Prosper"! :D

[David Jamieson]

All english are *******s. Even the Australian ones!

j/k but dang, that was lackluster and funky from the get go...

[Kymus]

I just sat there, watching in disbelief. I didn't even get a chuckle out of it... Wow..

[Kymus]

Has anyone looked at their other videos? Generally, the people look....bored when doing these forms..

Then there's this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56mkCvx-v08 :eek::D

[mickey]

Greetings,

I think all of you are looking at this the wrong way.

He had about eighteen children in training in that birthday video: $1800 a month

If he has at least that with teens and then with adults, calculate the overhead. If it is feasible, step in, provide the real thing and pull his students away.

Simply stated, it is an incredible self employment opportunity.

Why ridicule these guys when you can cash in? These Mcdojos serve to let those who do the real thing know where the money is.

mickey

[Blacktiger]

Im sad to say these guys are based in Oz :(

But its gets better, check this out from the same place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aRJtAK7ZVyo

School webpage:
http://www.phoenixarts.net/index.html

Knock yourself out :eek:

[David Jamieson]

Greetings,

I think all of you are looking at this the wrong way.

He had about eighteen children in training in that birthday video: $1800 a month

If he has at least that with teens and then with adults, calculate the overhead. If it is feasible, step in, provide the real thing and pull his students away.

Simply stated, it is an incredible self employment opportunity.

Why ridicule these guys when you can cash in? These Mcdojos serve to let those who do the real thing know where the money is.

mickey


Cash in?

that never mattered to me.
lol

[Kymus]

Im sad to say these guys are based in Oz :(

But its gets better, check this out from the same place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aRJtAK7ZVyo

School webpage:
http://www.phoenixarts.net/index.html

Knock yourself out :eek:

I wanna see an epic battle between these guys and Jake Mace's school..

Phoenix Arts Martial Arts vs Pheonix Longevity Arts :eek::eek:

I'll bring the popcorn, everyone :D

[Empty_Cup]

I wanna see an epic battle between these guys and Jake Mace's school..

Phoenix Arts Martial Arts vs Pheonix Longevity Arts :eek::eek:

I'll bring the popcorn, everyone :D

I'll bring the apple cider vinegar!

[hskwarrior]

I wanna see an epic battle between these guys and Jake Mace's school..


now that would be some funny sh1t to see. i thought jake was the worst till i saw those other guys.

i STILL feel disgust even more now over wannabe kung fu in karate gi's.

[David Jamieson]

Pure carnage man...the monkey beaks were flying everywhere...centipedes, all golden and pinchy, slappy wrist slappy and more monkey beaks.

the monkey beaks would not stop.

horror...

[SoCo KungFu]

I wanna see an epic battle between these guys and Jake Mace's school..

Phoenix Arts Martial Arts vs Pheonix Longevity Arts :eek::eek:

I'll bring the popcorn, everyone :D

Only if Jake uses his drunken monkey beak thing

[Kymus]

Only if Jake uses his drunken monkey beak thing

Oh sh!t, I gotta see this!

[Kymus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=dvPeJPbCGQw

anti-grappling via an 80's dance move :confused::rolleyes:

[SoCo KungFu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=dvPeJPbCGQw

anti-grappling via an 80's dance move :confused::rolleyes:

Dance and kung fu huh? The Swayze is not with this one

[hskwarrior]

http://www.scaryforkids.com/pics/kappa-01.jpg

[hskwarrior]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/253/3/7/Monkey_Bird_by_moth_eatn.jpg

[hskwarrior]

http://yababoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bird-ape.jpg

[hskwarrior]

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2473/3865320413_d6749c0fe0.jpg

[Kymus]

http://www.scaryforkids.com/pics/kappa-01.jpg

Jake Mace scares me :eek:

[Kymus]

http://yababoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bird-ape.jpg

I wonder if that's one of those secret lost ancient Shaolin arts?

[hskwarrior]

I wonder if that's one of those secret lost ancient Shaolin arts?

Its one of their Shaolin BIRD FORMS. This one is the great ape black bird form. its main techniques are based on the TIGER. LOLOLOL.

http://yababoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bird-ape.jpg

[Kymus]

Its one of their Shaolin BIRD FORMS. This one is the great ape black bird form. its main techniques are based on the TIGER. LOLOLOL.


Oh man, that's priceless.

If it's as scary as that picture...............:eek:

[hskwarrior]

If it's as scary as that picture

thats what makes them the deadliest bro

[Kymus]

thats what makes them the deadliest bro

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

I take back all those times I laughed at Jake Mace's moves. He is l33t and deadly. :cool:

[jimbob]

Oh sh!t, I gotta see this!

I'm not sure you're ready for the monkey beaks my friend.

I'm not sure any of us are......

[Kymus]

I'm not sure you're ready for the monkey beaks my friend.

I'm not sure any of us are......

Those monkey beaks changed me as a person and as a martial artist. It is now my mission to create an art based solely around this deadly move.

I'm calling Inside Kung Fu. Next month, you will see a front page headline:

Monkey Beaks:

Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.

[hskwarrior]

Monkey Beaks:

Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.

my living nightmare!!!!!!!!!!

[kfman5F]

I saw this on the news this morning. It doesn't get much better than this.

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/22468528/paddle-out-in-the-marina-with-mar

[Kymus]

I saw this on the news this morning. It doesn't get much better than this.

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/22468528/paddle-out-in-the-marina-with-mar

"You're a black belt... you got your black belt on.. you're legit"

[PalmStriker]

Don't do beak-hand form techniques in my modified crane practice, no animal imitation stuff at all. Balance/speed/coordinated movement, yes.* Especially no monkey beaks. :D

[hskwarrior]

especially don't do Monkey imitates tiger techniques either. monkeys dive like monkeys.....not tigers. LOL

[Raipizo]

Those monkey beaks changed me as a person and as a martial artist. It is now my mission to create an art based solely around this deadly move.

I'm calling Inside Kung Fu. Next month, you will see a front page headline:

Monkey Beaks:

Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.

Inside kung fu is dead though isn't it? I no scare of monkey beak, I counter with monkey steals the peach. I devour my spoils.

[jimbob]

Those monkey beaks changed me as a person and as a martial artist. It is now my mission to create an art based solely around this deadly move.

I'm calling Inside Kung Fu. Next month, you will see a front page headline:

Monkey Beaks:

Learn the deadly, lost technique that MMA fighters are too scared to admit they're scared of.

Holy God!

Will you be covering the White Monkey Spreads His Wings posture???

[Kymus]

Inside kung fu is dead though isn't it?

Wow, apparently you are correct! http://www.plumpub.com/kaimen/2011/the-passing-of-inside-kung-fu/

I stopped reading it over a decade ago after I found KFM :cool:

I think this nails it:


The best thing about IKF was that it presented a platform for students and teachers to share their arts. The worst thing about it was that it never really made the committment to Kung Fu. Caught forever in its self-assesment that it would only have a readership of 14-17 year olds, it never assumed a maturing audience. Therefore it was unable to break away from emphasizing personalities over real teachers (Remember “Fighting Stars” anyone?), celebrity over community, tricks over technique.

[Kymus]

Holy God!

Will you be covering the White Monkey Spreads His Wings posture???

You show much knowledge young grasshopper!

[Rover]

Wohahahahah.When i watching this
I rearly rearly wanted :
Bruce Lee opens the door...
http://oi40.tinypic.com/ic4odj.jpg
http://oi44.tinypic.com/6hlx1t.jpg