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MasterKiller
05-17-2013, 01:10 PM
Chinese villagers that got together to extinguish a small forest fire discovered it had been caused when a giant snake known to have lived in the nearby woodland that had been struck by lightning. The four-metre long python had been terrifying locals for years after it was known to have taken young animals for lunch, and it was rumoured that even a full-grown man and certainly a child would get into difficulties if attacked by the giant snake. The regional fire chief On Shih, 47, said that the wet body of the python which had stretched the length of the tree had been the perfect conductor when the lightning bolt struck the beast – setting fire to the tree and killing the snake instantly – then cooking it. The blaze burnt just over 3000 square metres of forest and took two hours and 30 villagers to extinguish. Villager Wu T’an, 64, said: “People were sad to have seen so much woodland destroyed but when they realised that the huge snake was dead that everyone had been worried about for years there was a celebration. Instead of eating one of us, we were able to eat the snake. It was a real feast day.”
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Dragonzbane76
05-17-2013, 06:13 PM
"sometimes reality is stranger than fiction"

Syn7
05-17-2013, 06:39 PM
Snake attacks ancient master. Ancient master employs massive chi ball. **** goes downhill from there.

This clearly proves the existence chi projection. Debate over!

Kellen Bassette
05-18-2013, 04:12 AM
Snake attacks ancient master. Ancient master employs massive chi ball. **** goes downhill from there.

This clearly proves the existence chi projection. Debate over!

I like this as an origin story for a new style....

David Jamieson
05-18-2013, 11:39 AM
And so another happy ending for Chinese villagers!

RickMatz
05-18-2013, 01:29 PM
The crispy snake was left in the branches of a burnt out tree as a warning to all the other snakes.

Syn7
05-18-2013, 04:41 PM
The crispy snake was left in the branches of a burnt out tree as a warning to all the other snakes.

Yeah! Don't **** with the ancient one!!! (I hear Scott Brown is pretty close to him)


Where's Lucas? Surely he thinks that this is the work of Mjölnir!