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Mr. Nemo
10-02-2001, 11:43 PM
http://isweb36.infoseek.co.jp/sports/drghd/magazine/number/531/59.jpg
Stranger
10-02-2001, 11:49 PM
Next PRIDE card headliner

Saku
Vs.
Mr. Sparkle

I don't get mad.
I get stabby.
IronFist
10-02-2001, 11:57 PM
lol
Shaolindynasty
10-03-2001, 04:11 AM
Saku
Vs.
Mr. Sparkle

Hey big cheif hows it hangin lets talk why not.

There's your answer fish bulb :D

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Kevin
10-03-2001, 04:26 AM
Do you accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle? I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can't you see that I'm so serious?

My favorite commercial I saw in Japan had to do with Kabuki actors and cell phones. The problem is, the commercials are so freakin fast that there's no pause between them. It's like on long noodle-videogame-car-gizmo/gadget ad.

Jujutsu, Ninpo, Chugoku Kenpo
Chang Style Novice
10-03-2001, 04:33 AM
JAPANESE ads are freaking wierd?! You watch some American ads lately?

Okay, explain this to me; Bob Dole's dog wants to have sex with Britney Spears and this makes me want to drink Pepsi - why?

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Shaolindynasty
10-03-2001, 04:37 AM
Hmmm Your ideas are intrigueing and I wish to subscribe to your news letter.


"Do you accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle? I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can't you see that I'm so serious?"

Bwahahahahaha

:D :D :D

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Chang Style Novice
10-03-2001, 04:41 AM
"Senor Plow no es macho, solamente es borracho!"

(please excuse my lack on accents, tildes, and upsidedown exclamation points)
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Shaolindynasty
10-03-2001, 04:43 AM
Homer no function beer well without

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Chang Style Novice
10-03-2001, 04:47 AM
Social Worker: "So, why do you want to be a bigger brother?"

Homer's Brain: "Don't say revenge, don't say revenge."

Homer: "Revenge - d'oh!"

Social Worker: "Okay." Checks 'revenge' on application sheet, among options including 'spite' and 'malice.'

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Shaolindynasty
10-03-2001, 04:55 AM
Homer:Shut up lisa

Lisa: I have to practice the saxaphone

Homer I'll practice you


Lisa and Bart argue

Homer: I know how to settle this

Marge: No Kickboxing

Homer: ooh :(

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Chang Style Novice
10-03-2001, 05:00 AM
Homer fantasizes about Lisa's future...

Announcer: "Lisa Simpson wins the Nobel Prize"

Homer: "No."

Announcer: "Lisa Simpson wins the Nobel Prize - for Kickboxing!"

Lisa: "HiYAAAAH!"

Now, I could (obviously/pathetically) stay and do this all night, but other things demand my attention. See ya later.

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Ryu
10-03-2001, 05:31 AM
Hahaha just wait until you see their TV commercials. They can make even the most manic depressed individuals laugh out loud, and enjoy life like there's no tomorrow. :D

Ryu

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."
a_nonny_mouse
10-03-2001, 05:41 AM
:eek:

But the commercials are rapid-fire, in-your-face, insaaaaaaaaaane! :D
Mr. Nemo
10-03-2001, 05:42 AM
Bob Dole's dog wants to have sex with britney spears because she's hot. This makes me want to drink pepsi because....Oh, I guess you're right.

Anyway, I think it's cool that the fighters are treated like sports heroes in japan instead of WWF sideshow freaks.
shaolinboxer
10-03-2001, 08:24 PM
http://66.34.113.184/articles/swirlvision/479.asp

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