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TenTigers
07-16-2013, 08:34 AM
Originally Posted by Miqi
"Sports fighting and self-defence are..."


John Wang replied,
"I have issue with the term "self-defence". In "self-defence", do you land your fist on your opponent's face exactly the same way as you do in "sport fighting"?
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nailed it!:cool:
sanjuro_ronin
07-16-2013, 08:37 AM
John is one of my favorite posters because the sheer awesomeness of his awesomeness is too awesome for mere words !
The man trained with a living legend and has wrestled bears and assorted woodland animals, FOR FUN !!!
:D
pazman
07-16-2013, 10:48 AM
People make "Chuck Norris" jokes using the name "Chuck Norris" only because they feel unworthy of actually speaking the name "John Wang".
Lucas
07-16-2013, 03:03 PM
i think one of the super awesome things is that his website is

johnswang.com

it reads like john's wang. fuking epic.
pazman
07-16-2013, 04:11 PM
His wife can throw him and his daughter is a champion pole dancer. He can program a computer and we can thank him for the right click.

Mr. Wang, what is it like to be a god?
Kellen Bassette
07-16-2013, 05:17 PM
i think one of the super awesome things is that his website is

johnswang.com

it reads like john's wang. fuking epic.

I was afraid to click on it at first. :eek:

His posts are roses among so many thorns.
Orion Paximus
07-17-2013, 05:09 AM
isn't youknowwho one if this guy's students?
Yum Cha
07-17-2013, 06:07 AM
isn't youknowwho one if this guy's students?

A significant philosophical proposition in its own right...
YouKnowWho
07-18-2013, 03:01 AM
isn't youknowwho one if this guy's students?

Which guy? :confused:
Yum Cha
07-18-2013, 06:38 AM
Which guy? :confused:

Who's on first?......:D
wenshu
07-18-2013, 07:55 AM
isn't youknowwho one if this guy's students?

JsohnWang is so dangerous he is his own teacher and the school uniform is pink short shorts.
TenTigers
07-18-2013, 09:19 AM
Which guy? :confused:

No, the correct term is Wiccan, whether male or female.
Not witch guy, (which btw you spelled incorrectly) or warlock, etc.
PalmStriker
07-18-2013, 11:32 AM
Which guy? :confused: You know, the guy teaching WangStyle Gongfu. WangGuan Dao. :)
Kellen Bassette
07-18-2013, 04:15 PM
You know, the guy teaching WangStyle Gongfu. WangGuan Dao. :)

Is that from the Da Wang or Xiao Wang branch?
Lucas
07-18-2013, 04:17 PM
no such thing as small wang bro. all branches are the big wang
bawang
07-18-2013, 04:52 PM
john wang is so proud his daughter is a pole dancing champion. that's nothing. my daughter is number one prostitute in usa. NUMBA ONE
Lucas
07-18-2013, 04:55 PM
john wang is so proud his daughter is a pole dancing champion. that's nothing. my daughter is number one prostitute in usa. NUMBA ONE

how much bro?
bawang
07-18-2013, 05:01 PM
how much bro?

bout tree fiddy
Kellen Bassette
07-18-2013, 05:10 PM
bout tree fiddy

well played.....
Yum Cha
07-19-2013, 02:26 AM
john wang is so proud his daughter is a pole dancing champion. that's nothing. my daughter is number one prostitute in usa. NUMBA ONE

bad form.....
Lucas
07-19-2013, 10:29 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/fu87r9.jpg
sanjuro_ronin
07-19-2013, 10:34 AM
bad form.....

I assume its a "Borat" thing...
Lucas
07-19-2013, 10:37 AM
bawangs daughter is numba one cuz she only charge tree fiddy.
Vash
07-19-2013, 03:44 PM
I'm pretty sure it's a 10+ year old South Park reference.
Lucas
07-19-2013, 04:27 PM
hell ya bro.