Do NOT read this thread :)

[IronFist]

Hi, I just wanted to see how high the "views" field will get :)

Iron

[qeySuS]

oh crap i read it!

Am i cursed now?

Free thinkers are dangerous!

[NorthernMantis]

Aarrrghh my eyes

"Always be ready"

"right, that's it!you've insulted me, and you've insulted the shaolin temple!"-Fish of Furry

[IronFist]

No, you're not cursed. You rule, for making my "views" counter one higher :)

Iron

[Kristoffer]

do I rule too?

~K~
"maybe not in combat.. but think of the chicks man, the chicks!" -- someone on the subject of back-flips in combat --

[Budokan]

Subtract one from the total. I didn't really read it.

K. Mark Hoover

[neptunesfall]

crap! i read all of it!

eat the bitter.

[Budokan]

Now you have to subtract two from the total. I clicked on it again just for the heck of it and do-overs shouldn't count.

K. Mark Hoover

[Budokan]

Another do-over. Subtract three.

K. Mark Hoover

[HuangKaiVun]

stupid waste of a thread.

[Budokan]

I'll say. Now subtract four.

K. Mark Hoover

[joedoe]

Oh fu(k. Oooops. Subtract another one :D

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[SevenStar]

this shouldn't count... I had my eyes closed, randomly picked a topic to click on, and it just happened to be this one. I still don't know what the thread is about, as I haven't read the first post, but everyone is saying their posts in here don't count, so this one doesn't count either.

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn't mean I'm serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

[old jong]

(.....................!) (http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Sounds/behave.wav) ;)

Les paroles s'envolent.
Les écrits restent!...

[KC Elbows]

We need some clarification here. If someone reads one post on this thread, have they read this thread, or no? I'm just asking, as a friend(not me) read one post. Has he read this thread? I have no intention of reading any of this thread, and, in fact, I'm not really sure which thread this is, but I didn't read it, my friend did.

Just doing my part.

[Fish of Fury]

i've got my eyes shut.
what's happening?

__________________________________________________ _________________________ "I'm just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!"

[straight blast]

Ok. I won't read it. :D

"Pain is merely weakness leaving the body"

[IronFist]

Do-overs count! Not reading it counts! Closing your eyes and randomly picking a thread counts!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Iron

[Budokan]

Well, that's hardly fair.

K. Mark Hoover

[joedoe]

IronFist is a cheat!

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[Budokan]

That's it! I'm taking my pansy-a$$ liberal views and going home to my mommy's teat and cry into my autographed picture of Monica Lewinsky! I'm not gonna play anymore if we aren't going to treat everyone with the political correctness they are due--especially when it comes to do-overs not counting on this thread!

K. Mark Hoover

[RedDragon]

i still have my eyes closed, whats happening? why do i hear fighting?

"I'd like to joind in but I've got to go and meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me"-ABandit

[SevenStar]

sevenstar isn't typing this, his friend is. He says this shouldn't count.

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn't mean I'm serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

[RedDragon]

doughboy isnt writing this, his friend's cousin's nephew's baby's mama is writing this, and doughboy doesnt know about it yet, but when he finds out im sure he wont want it to count either

"I'd like to joind in but I've got to go and meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me"-ABandit

[joedoe]

My pen!s is writing this - it has a mind of its own so this doesn't count :D

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[RedDragon]

im hungry

i just wanted you guys to know that, so this post doesnt really count

"I'd like to joind in but I've got to go and meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me"-ABandit

[RedDragon]

owwwww!! i just burnt my tounge on some hot a$$ food and since im in such pain this shouldnt count either

"I'd like to joind in but I've got to go and meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me"-ABandit

[Fish of Fury]

aw,crap.i didn't read it again!

__________________________________________________ _________________________ "I'm just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!"

[joedoe]

The devil made me read it again. That doesn't count!

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[IronFist]

This makes 419!

Iron

[Budokan]

My dog typed this. Subtract five.

K. Mark Hoover

[Serpent]

Will your dog be my secretary?

(By the way, I didn't look while I wrote this - does it count?)

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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[neptunesfall]

this is ABandits nutts. we have hacked the password to this account. you will be assimilated.


this one does not count, as we have no eyes and are using our powers of telepathy.

[joedoe]

Does it count every time IronFist looks? It shouldn't otherwise that is cheating.

But we all know IronFist is a cheat.

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[Fish of Fury]

budokans' dog typed this

(Q:how does it spell?
A: terubbly! )

ahahaha ahaha aaaargh!

__________________________________________________ _________________________ "I'm just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!"

[Xebsball]

What are you guys substracting? I was good at maths but now i suck at it.

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"I AM EFFECTIVNESS"

[Fish of Fury]

that's it, if ABandits nuts are taking over the world i'm outta here.

screw you guys...i'm going home

__________________________________________________ _________________________ "I'm just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!"

[joedoe]

My nuts already rule the world. They are just a bit shy that's all :D

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[Serpent]

Your nutts are George W Bush!?

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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[joedoe]

Couldn't you tell?

Actually, one is Dubya, the other one is Tony Blair :D

The sac is Colin Powell, and my willy is, well, Dick Cheney :D

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[Fish of Fury]

yeah, i've heard he always beats around the bush!

__________________________________________________ _________________________ "I'm just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!"

[Xebsball]

Subtracting nuts?? Wow, no thanks, ill keep mine, they are not huge or very good looking but i love them.

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"I AM EFFECTIVNESS"

[Serpent]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ABandit:
Couldn't you tell?

Actually, one is Dubya, the other one is Tony Blair :D

The sac is Colin Powell, and my willy is, well, Dick Cheney :D

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Now that's a scary set of genitals!

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[joedoe]

Funny, that's what the girls say :D

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[IronFist]

523!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronFist]

Holy ****e, 551 in like 10 seconds?! Someone's reloading this page over and over it looks like...

Thanks :)

Iron

[Budokan]

You guys are wimps and won't ever get to meet what you would be if you wasd a hot women attracted to youse if you can't bump this up to 1000 views.

Yeah, that's right. I'm questioning your manhood if you can't bring this up to 1000. You're all a bunch of tae-bo-practicing pink flames if you can't do it. 'Nuff said.

K. Mark Hoover

[nightair]

huh? who and the what now?? :confused: :rolleyes:

---------------------------"uh oh, what is going to happen next?"

[KC Elbows]

Quiet, I'm reading.

City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic

[KC Elbows]

Now I see. This thread has turned into something like the book from the movie "In the Mouth of Madness".

Have you read Sutter Cain?

City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic

[IronFist]

Â*

[phipsi229]

someone else can be suckered now

"Lord, what fools these mortals be."

[IronFist]

B O O B I E S !

[Xebsball]

Boobies?
I'm in, this is the best thread.

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"I AM EFFECTIVNESS"

[Royal Dragon]

Just here to plug my site, and mention I have my own message board, so this does'nt count either.......................


Oh, by the way, if you don't want to miss out, send $1 to Po Box 262 Addison Il. 60101

Make checks payable to Gian Lencioni

Hurrryyyy, this deal won't last long!!!!

Royal Dragon

Those that are sucessful are also the biggest failures. the difference between them and the rest of the failures is this, they keep getting up over and over again, until they succeed. "The more they try, the more they fail, BUT, the more they try & fail, the more opertunity they have to succeed, and succeed they do!!"



Check out the Royal Dragon Web site

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[Royal Dragon]

I'LL GO 10% OFF, FOR TODAY ONLY!!!!

Those that are sucessful are also the biggest failures. the difference between them and the rest of the failures is this, they keep getting up over and over again, until they succeed. "The more they try, the more they fail, BUT, the more they try & fail, the more opertunity they have to succeed, and succeed they do!!"



Check out the Royal Dragon Web site & Message Board.

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[GunnedDownAtrocity]

****it!

i didn't look at this thread until it was almost 5 pages long.

and for what????

:mad:

. . . . and for what? :mad:

where's my beer?

[Kristoffer]

beware of crazy people: www.tv4.se (http://www.tv4.se)

~K~
"maybe not in combat.. but think of the chicks man, the chicks!" -- someone on the subject of back-flips in combat --

[IronFist]

GDA, how can you ask "and for what?"

This thread had BOOBIES!!!

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

what boobies?

where's my beer?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

where?

where's my beer?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

the word boobies dont count.

don't play games with my head.

where's my beer?

[IronFist]

How's this?

( . )( . )

Do ascii boobies count?

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

great.....now.my.space.bar.is.broken.

where's my beer?

[IronFist]

i,,hate,it,,when,,that,happens,,,

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

[Serpent]

(.)@(.)
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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[Serpent]

Well. That didn't work did it!

I'm not looking at this thread by the way!

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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[IronFist]

Yes you are!! I saw you!!!

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

[IronFist]

Who the hell gave this 3 stars?

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

[Budokan]

(o)(o)

...Nice aureolas.

K. Mark Hoover

[IronFist]

How dare you let this post fall to the 3rd page!

50 pushups, everyone!

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

Ironman PostLog: 1100 - 11/20/01