We love Sword Hotties because it's good for you

[MightyB]

Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578)


STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.

[Syn7]

The real lesson here? You should always work out with well endowed naked women around you. And don't forget to bring them along and jump in the jacuzzi after. You know... to relax. :D



Oh and also....

A quick check at the NEJM shows that no such study was published. But hey, that's just a small problem. I saw we just run with it!!!

Sorry to ruin your day with... you know... that fact checking stuff :p

[Hebrew Hammer]

That's why I'm a medical professional...its a female dominated profession. My alternative career choice: Talent Acquisition Manager at Hooters.

[GeneChing]

...pix (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578)!

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1380591.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Boob-size-1380591.jpg

There now. You feel healthier already, don't you? :D

And here's some swords (http://www.martialartsmart.com/ninja-samurai-kendo-samurai-kendo-weapon.html), for good measure.

[JamesC]

Equivalent to a 30 minute workout? Not for me...more like 5...:o

[MightyB]

A quick check at the NEJM shows that no such study was published. But hey, that's just a small problem. I saw we just run with it!!!

Sorry to ruin your day with... you know... that fact checking stuff :p

Regardless, I still think it's a worthwhile exercise.

Time to work out.

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/158028_155449231294036_1111295964_n.jpg



*see how I used a KFM ninjette? I got's skillz.

[GeneChing]

Regardless, I still think it's a worthwhile exercise.

True of so many things in the martial arts.



*see how I used a KFM ninjette? I got's skillz.
Prepare to be pwned, MightyB. Watch my skillz and be in awe.

Dancing & le Cheese (Tess Kielhamer) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqgsEsghX7s)

:cool:

[MightyB]

True of so many things in the martial arts.



Prepare to be pwned, MightyB. Watch my skillz and be in awe.

Dancing & le Cheese (Tess Kielhamer) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqgsEsghX7s)

:cool:

You lobbed the serve. See you should have went with this for the pwn:
Mini Sampler (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isqv2sa0eqg)

[GeneChing]

This is all about the cheese.

http://www.eroglamour.com/glamour/20100928/cheesegirlofthemonthfromassociation/thumbs/6-cheese-girl-of-the-month-from-association.jpg
http://momspark.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Girl-With-Cheese.png
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjxr8WSGm1rjhbn2o1_r1_500.jpg
http://saidigital.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cheese_dress_for_gishwhes-602x802.jpg

:cool:

[MightyB]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc3MDg5MTQ2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDc5NTI0Mg@@._ V1._SX640_SY960_.jpg

In response to your challenge, I happened across this little gem.
Nacho Mountain (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaRXi3RULrI)

[GeneChing]

Taste the pwnage!

Kung Fu Cheese (http://vimeo.com/20058792)

:cool:

[MightyB]

You can never get enough cheese.
http://www.eroglamour.com/glamour/20100928/cheesegirlofthemonthfromassociation/thumbs/www.eroglamour.com-1-cheese-girl-of-the-month-from-association.jpg

[MightyB]

Now this is cheesy! (http://www.vice.com/en_uk/girl-eats-food/fake-cheese-cheesecake)

[GeneChing]

Nacho Cheese Wrestling- Dirty 30 Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vC8OnhJ79s)

Nacho ordinary cheese wrestling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyrz2Q3QPzo)

CHEESE **** WRESTLING - Round 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKRG4SSaOR4)

wow, i forgot our forum censors '****'.

[Hebrew Hammer]

When I think hot Cheese Heads, there's really only one place to go....

[GeneChing]

Stare at this for 10 minutes.

http://tficast.com/images/nacho.jpg

Feeling better now?