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Badger
11-13-2001, 11:45 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/from_our_own_correspondent/newsid_1647000/1647522.stm ]web page (http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/from_our_own_correspondent/newsid_1647000/1647522.stm)


Badger

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Budokan
11-13-2001, 11:50 PM
Not surprising their MA skills are laughable. They have no decent schools in country anyway, and it's hard to keep your balance with a f*cking towel wrapped around your head.

K. Mark Hoover
Silumkid
11-13-2001, 11:52 PM
So, what? The Keystone Cops have taken up martial arts now?

I knew I could be funny without making a TKD slam!

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!
Budokan
11-13-2001, 11:57 PM
How would you like to take a fight to the ground with someone who hasn't bathed since birth? Talk about wanting to develop your striking skills as opposed to groundwork...

K. Mark Hoover
Kung Lek
11-13-2001, 11:59 PM
I've seen demos like that in malls where I live :D

Still, that must have been very funny to watch.

I'm still laughing at the last line...

"Not so much enter the dragon as it was exit the pigeon"

hahahahahaha.

peace

Kung Lek

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Silumkid
11-14-2001, 12:05 AM
Budo,

Wouldn't bother me too much....I have no sense of smell! I would be worried about the minions crawling out of the clothing to help out though! Flea bites are nasty!

We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!
Budokan
11-14-2001, 12:07 AM
Good point!

K. Mark Hoover
neptunesfall
11-14-2001, 04:46 AM
that's the funniest thing i've read since.....
Sharky
11-14-2001, 05:42 AM
sliced bread?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
Badger
11-15-2001, 12:05 AM
How would you like to take a fight to the ground with someone who hasn't bathed since birth? Talk about wanting to
develop your striking skills as opposed to groundwork...

K. Mark Hoover

I would def. want to be able to escape off the ground from that someone who hasn't bathed since birth.


Badger


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Abstract
11-15-2001, 12:18 AM
was absolutely hysterical.....whew..!!

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