I Wish We Could All Get Together Someday...

[Budokan]

...and beat the living sh*t out of Rolls.

But I'd still like to all get together, afterwards. Maybe someday we'll have a convention of KFO posters? Hey, stranger things have happened and I for one would like to meet some of the people who post here.

I guess it'll happen when we're all millionaires and are able to take the time off to meet.

K. Mark Hoover

[Sharky]

yes.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Badger]

No offense but you kinda group all conservatives as pig-screwing,narrow minded bigots a little too much. No worry though I like you so no broken bones or anything permanent. Anyway good idea,Lets have a BBQ!


Badger

BJJ is Superior to Mullets!G

[joedoe]

That would be great to get together. :)

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[Sharky]

sunday, 7 o'clock, my house, ok?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Shaolin36]

Ill bring the rice cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Badger]

How long a drive is it from Dallas to London anyway?


Badger

BJJ is Superior to Mullets!G

[JWTAYLOR]

I think you meant US pig-screwing, narrow minded bigots.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[KC Elbows]

So all conservatives aren't narrow minded? God, that's a relief!! Now if they'd just quit boffing so much pig. :p

I mean, geez, that's more bacon than an IHOP on Sunday morning.

[joedoe]

I'd better get on the road now if I am going to have any chance of making it to Cardiff by Sunday :D

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[Badger]

It's called "porking"

Badger

There's a little poop in all of us.


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[KC Elbows]

Thank you badger. You should've become an english teacher.

[Fish of Fury]

it'll all end in tears.

OK sharky, should i bring anything?
(where did i leave that inflatable pig?)
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[Sharky]

just your wife :eek:

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[joedoe]

Don't you mean his husband? :D

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[Sharky]

Whatever is politically correct these days

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[This message was edited by Sharky on 11-14-01 at 05:17 PM.]

[Budokan]

I never said conservatives screw pigs. That would be too demeaning to the pig! ;)

I'd still like to meet everyone though, even the people who *think* they can beat the poop out of me. Of course, to do so, they'll have to meet me at a pond during the equinox in a month that doesn't have an "R" in it and when the barometric pressure is rising and....

Everybody else is welcome to my house for BBQ, beer and porn! Heck, if you want, I'll even scrounge up a pig or two for those fellas who think they *really* need one...! :)

K. Mark Hoover

[Sharky]

in what form will this porn manifest?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Budokan]

Verily, I say unto you, it will take the form of me dancing naked with a pig in a field of corn under the full moon.

K. Mark Hoover

[Martial Joe]

Hey guys...if anyone wants to do something just tell me...ofcourse I wouldnt go anywhere but you could come here.

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lolup.gif IXIJoe KaveyIXIhttp://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lolup.gif
I am Sharky's main man...

[Sharky]

hark! my sideths are splittingeths

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[joedoe]

Will the pig be naked too? :D

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[Chang Style Novice]

Well, that porkporking SOB JWT and I managed to set aside our ideological differences for the duration of a meal, and I even brought up politics! Seems like the rest of you guys could manage the same. I even like Badger, despite the fact that he obviously is no better than Hitler.

Leftists like Budokan and myself, of course, can walk on water and poop Dit Da Jow that smells like aged whiskey.

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

[Godzilla]

Sesame seed.
Poppy seed.
Sunflower seed.
Garlic.
Onion.
Blueberry.
Chocolate chip.
Plain.

Maybe IronFist can bring the nutts???

Godzilla

[Sharky]

sunflower bagels (toasted) with peanut butter, please

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Martial Joe]

Sesame seed.
Poppy seed.
Sunflower seed.
Garlic seed.
Onion seed.
Blueberry seed.
Chocolate chip seed.
Plain seed.

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lolup.gif IXIJoe KaveyIXIhttp://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lolup.gif
I am Sharky's main man...

[rogue]

I'll bring Bonsai Kitty kits for everyone and we can make gifts for each other!
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/insertGray.jpg

Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country.

[Xebsball]

Weed?

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"I AM EFFECTIVNESS"

[Sharky]

Hey! What everyones always wanted! Pus.sy in a bag!

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[rogue]

They're NOT pussies in a bag you ninny, it's an art form.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg

Stop by the site and pick out your favorite vessel!
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/vessels.html

Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country.

[Sharky]

perhaps you misunderstood?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Chang Style Novice]

Pus.sy in a bag, as you so crudely describe it is actually a cajun, or "coon-ass" delicacy first made known to me by a mutual aquaintance of JWT and myself, the esteemed Ed A. More correctly known as a 'fifi sack,' instructions for preparation follow.

1 - acquire a quantity of raw chicken pieces
2 - remove the fatty skin tissue from said chicken
3 - place the raw chicken skin in a plastic back
4 - drop yer drawers
5 - insert your private parts in the fifi sack
6 - enjoy!

Serves one, or as many as can stand sloppy seconds.

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

[rogue]

Sorry Sharky, I spend a lot of time working on this art and I'm very sensitive to jokes about it. ;)

Chang that's just sick.


Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country.

[Chang Style Novice]

Rogue -

I thought so too, so I felt compelled to share it so as to alleviate my suffering. Misery loves company, as they say.

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

[rogue]

Some hard earned advice Chang, don't use frozen chickens. :eek:

Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"Maybe someday we'll have a convention of KFO posters?"

you know, just cause we can beat people up doesn't mean that were not all a bunch of nerds.

i like the idea too.

i'll pick up beer, plastic eating sh!t, and some extra chickens.

where's my beer?

[JWTAYLOR]

QUOTE] Verily, I say unto you, it will take the form of me dancing naked with a pig in a field of corn under the full moon.[[/QUOTE]


Were you the entertainment at my high school graduation?

JWT
Dripping Springs TX

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[Abstract]

that was the WEAKEST picture i've seen in some time...i am steady crackin up over here...!!

Chang...that.....was...nasty... :o

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[KC Elbows]

I believe rolls would need to use a cornish hen.

[joedoe]

And an electron microscope :D

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