a typical day in my life

[neptunesfall]

5am - wake up.

5.01am - stare at ceiling for 10-15 minutes cause i really don't want to get up.

5.16am - stare at shoes for 5 min cause i don't wanna get up.

5.21am get up.
brush teeth, mouthwash.
repeat mouthwash.

5.25am - walk to back yard.

5.25am - work out

7 am - work out ends.
cook breakfast - 3 eggs, 2 packets of oatmeal, 4 glasses of water. i don't cook the water, in case you were wondering. eat.

7.45ish am - shower.
rinse.
lather.
repeat.

8.15ish am - drive to work.

9am to 2pm - daydream about being able to get the nerve to talk to the really hot girl on the 1st floor that i like and mutter important sounding things like:
"where the h*ll is that file?"
"what the h*ll are you doing?"
"what's going on here?"
"get your finger out of there!"

2pm to 2.30pm - drive around on my lunch and listen to music.

2.30pm to 5.30pm - less day dreaming, more muttering.

5.30pm to - 6.20pm - sit in traffic, listen to music and cuss like a rabid sailor with tourettes.

6.20pm to 7.00pm - do nothing. nothing at all. i cease to exist at this time, please leave a message and i will get back to you as soon as possible. °beep°

7.00pm to 8.30pm - techniques, forms, taichi. decisions, decisions, decisions.

8.30 to 10.00pm - read, write, play on computer.

10.00pm to 5.00am - sleep.

repeat.

[S.Teebas]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>5.21am get up.
brush teeth, mouthwash.
repeat mouthwash. [/quote]

There's this new 2 in 1 mouthwash/toothpaste. If you use this you can get an extra 2 minutes in bed!

[neptunesfall]

WERD!!!

[joedoe]

If you cook the eggs, oatmeal, and 4 glasses of water together that might save you a bit of time as well. You might lose a bit of time puking it all back up though :D

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You're fu(king up my chi

[neptunesfall]

i'll lose even more time from brushing my teeth again and mouthwashing. that 2 in 1 toothpaste is on my grocery list.


it's time to work out.

It is always dangerous to think things cannot get much worse when they clearly can. - BBC article on afghani martial arts.

[Budokan]

Man, you are one boring guy. :D

K. Mark Hoover

[Sharky]

you forgot "7:47am - wack off in shower" then "7:48am - finish shower"

apart from that, you're a cool guy.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[joedoe]

Now now Sharky, that's not very nice.

I am sure he lasts at least 2 minutes :D

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You're fu(king up my chi

[Budokan]

I'm not really interested in a breakdown of your dull day, but more in your workout. What do you do for that 1.5 hours?

K. Mark Hoover

[neptunesfall]

mostly i wander around my back yard like a zombie,drooling and moaning, wishing i were still asleep. :p


my morning workout......

about 15 min of qigong
30 min stances
[about] 30 min for snake turns over
about 15 min of qigong

[neptunesfall]

3 minutes!

[SanHeChuan]

3 mins. man that qi gong really has been working out for ya. progress.

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"Civilize the mind but make savage the body"

Hou fa xian zhi
-start later, but reach first.

[RedDragon]

"you forgot "7:47am - wack off in shower" then "7:48am - finish shower""

cant get any more real than that

"I'd like to joind in but I've got to go and meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me"-ABandit

[Johnny Hot Shot]

Don't you drink?

Man are you a monk or something?

Do you ever get laid?

"Life's a great Adventure, Mate"
Jacko Jackson

[RedDragon]

ya we want details......since we have no lives (jk)

"I'd like to joind in but I've got to go and meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me"-ABandit

[neptunesfall]

nah.....don't drink. i never liked it, really. didn't even get drunk on my 21st birthday.

i've never been to a strip club.

i haven't been laid since november.

why are you so interested in my masturbatory habits?

just to break the monotonony, i play bass in a band on mondays and saturdays.

It is always dangerous to think things cannot get much worse when they clearly can. - BBC article on afghani martial arts.

[Serpent]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by neptunesfall:

i haven't been laid since november.

[/quote]

That's cos you're a bass player, second only to the drummer in the list of those that won't get laid. Get a guitar with a couple more strings and you'll be boffing like a madman in no time!

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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[neptunesfall]

i mean november 13th

[Serpent]

That's all right then!

:D

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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[neptunesfall]

1988

ABandit:
Can we pretend it's your nuts?

[Serpent]

ABandit's nuts are in the mouth of the girl whose box he's boffing. (See Hm thread)

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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[joedoe]

You leave my nuts alone. They are very shy nuts. That is why that girl is kissing them :D

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You're fu(king up my chi

[Serpent]

Hey, you started the whole nutts thing!

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You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

[neptunesfall]

LOL!
i got that from his post in the OW!MY LEG! thread.
some of the people around here say a lot of pretty classic stuff.

[joedoe]

No, that was because we were talking about Sharky's nuts. His nuts aren't as shy :D

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You're fu(king up my chi

[neptunesfall]

"They are very shy nuts."

[neptunesfall]

what did you guys do today?

ABandit:
Can we pretend it's your nuts?

[joedoe]

Don't laugh at my nuts - you know they are shy. They will just get even worse and shrink in even further! :D

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You're fu(king up my chi

[Sharky]

once they drop, you'll have much more confidence

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[neptunesfall]

that is what we refer to as the 'hairy backed armadillo'

ABandit:
Can we pretend it's your nuts?

[joedoe]

They've shrunk right in now. Now I am going to have to go find a girl to coax them out :D

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