I have decided that

[Sharky]

...all the other forums are a waste of time. You get these nobodies come on, thinking they the isht, with lacklustre displays of wit (heh i could rhyme that for ages ;) ) and they squabble about stupid things, most have biggoted and ignorant views and don't know what on earth they are talking about.

In particular i'm talking about the wing chun forum. Just take a look at it. It's absolute pap. Same goes for the shaolin one, and i'm assuming most of the others. The fitness one is pretty decent though.

There's gotta be regulations on these things man, they are the SERIOUS forums, but look at what they all turn into. Half assed kids who don't know jack, or stupid old dudes who think they are right, and refuse to discuss otherwise, and basically just get me vexed.

It's a ****in outrage, it is, i say a ****in outrage.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Water Dragon]

They just go there because they can't deal with the competition here.

[Kung Lek]

Yeah, like you make some profound offerings on a regular basis, hahahahahaha. :D

peace

Kung Lek

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[Sharky]

yeah they ain't witty enough.

but nah kung lek, at least it's fun here, and well, we DO come up with some good kung fu stuff sometimes, you know it ;)

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[IronFist]

Dude you crack me the fùck up :)

Iron

[Kung Lek]

I gotta admit, out of all the gin joints on the net, I like this one the best.

it has provided me with hours of useless and meaningless amusments.

I feel like the guy who bought remington shavers :D

I liked it so much I volunteered to moderate!

now quit swearing you guys, little kids read this stuff.

peace

Kung Lek

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[Martial Joe]

There isnt anything wrong with the wing chun forum any less then this one...

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[Sharky]

it's a "freaking shambles" (you like that lek eh amigo)

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Sharky]

and your sentence doesn't make any sense.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Martial Joe]

what?

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[IronFist]

fùck isn't a swear.

There was someone on here whose swears weren't replaced by *'s. I asked him how he did it and he never replied. I think he said bull**** a few times without it being censored. I'm jealous.

Iron

[Martial Joe]

Yeah it does...

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[IronFist]

Well, I guess bull**** doesn't get censored. Maybe he said some other word like **** or ****** or fudgepacker. I wonder if fudgepacker is censored?

Iron

[KC Elbows]

You guldurn farkheads and yer friggin language are sure to get our keisters booted out of here! :D

City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic

[IronFist]

bull****!

Iron

[IronFist]

Actually, if you go to the "other" forum there's a whole thread about what words are and are not banned.

Iron

[Martial Joe]

Pigeon****!!!!

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[qeySuS]

that's boosheet!

Anywho fúck is the icelandic word for cheese (not really but wouldnt it be cool if it was). It kinda sounds like the word "Bird" in icelandic though.

Free thinkers are dangerous!

[Water Dragon]

Yeah, like you make some profound offerings on a regular basis, hahahahahaha.

I suppose I deserve that after the little Hitler comment I made. Sure took you long enough to get me though :D

[Martial Joe]

I like to f*ck my sandwich...

Or cheese it...

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[IronFist]

fúck? Or fùck?

So do you say like "hey, I'll have a grilled fúck sandwhich, please?"

Or it sounds like Bird?

Little boy, pointing at a bird in the sky: "Mommy, what's that?!"

Mother: "Son, that is a fúck."

What a cool language!

There's a town in Germany called fùcking (but without the accent on the "u"), and every year they lose money because people steal the sign that says "welcome to f.ucking."

Iron

[KC Elbows]

This is so much better than the wing chun forum! :p

City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic

[qeySuS]

hehe well we pronounce the "ú" kinda like oo, like doodie :) Bird in Icelandic is Fugl, Fugl would be pronounced foogl so fúck kinda sounds like a bird ;)

Free thinkers are dangerous!

[HuangKaiVun]

Yeah, there's too much real kung fu on the other forums for you Sharky.

:rolleyes:

[Kung Lek]

sometimes I seriously think some of you guys are the collective mental age of about 5.

hahahahahaha, I typed out pee pee poo poo ka ka on the internet.

yeesh :rolleyes:

peace

Kung Lek

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[KC Elbows]

Yeah, I think this thread has pretty much disproved itself.

City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic

[Martial Joe]

I think all the goofy guys made kung lek lighten up alot...

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[Sharky]

too much real kung fu! yes! that's it!

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[Sharky]

no, this thread proved the point PERFECTLY. At least this waste of time is amusing, as opposed to the wing chun pile of drivel.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[KC Elbows]

Possibly. Haven't waded through the wing chun forum much. Afraid I might end up in some revenge fighting because I spelled the chun wrong, or used a v in the wrong place.

The other forums tend to stay on topic more, but they aren't as much a community as this one, which is why I mostly post here. At least here, if I ask a question, I'll get a larger number of practitioners answering, even if they don't practice the same style as me.

City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic

[IronFist]

At least this waste of time is amusing

lolololololololololololololol

hahahahahaha

Iron

[phipsi229]

Where can you get a grilled fúck sandwich?

I checked, but it is not on the menu in the company cafeteria. Maybe they have it in the executive cafeteria though.

"Lord, what fools these mortals be."

[HuangKaiVun]

Right here on KFO.