[Marginally kung fu related title]

[Faux Newbie]

[Story that probably didn't happen, sparring content, random mention of kung fu, innocuous and friendly beginning into slightly foreboding mentions of muay thai and potentially loaded question]

[Snipsky]

say NO to drugs.

[Faux Newbie]

[friendly reply using respondant user name, youtube clip of random kung fu, further loaded question]

[Scott R. Brown]

[asking question that really isn't a question, but is designed only to show off personal knowledge that lacks real depth and doesn't really want any reply other than acknowledgement of questioners super awesomeness]

[Kellen Bassette]

I'm beginning to think this isn't a real thread! :mad:

[Faux Newbie]

[asking question that really isn't a question, but is designed only to show off personal knowledge that lacks real depth and doesn't really want any reply other than acknowledgement of questioners super awesomeness]

[ad hominem attack, followed by preparatory insults and creepy pursuit of target member across forum, inflation of power of personal fighting ability, await creepier friend/alternate handle who will agree with further posts without question]!

[wenshu]

I'm beginning to think this isn't a real thread! :mad:

Looks like Objective-C.

[Faux Newbie]

I'm beginning to think this isn't a real thread! :mad:

[Deflection of blame onto previous member, inflammatory mention of Sin The, softened response utilized due to lack of evidence that current respondent has capacity for creepy friend status]

[Scott R. Brown]

[complaint to forum moderator and Chinese administrator, with curiously anglo name, demanding censure or banning due to pain and embarrassment caused to tender feelings of super macho martial artist heman of the universe and comic book lands of real world fighters inc. ]

[Faux Newbie]

Looks like Objective-C.

[Capitalize on further member responses by non-sequitor response comparing first respondent to white ninja Michael Dudikoff]

[wenshu]

[Capitalize on further member responses by non-sequitor response comparing first respondent to white ninja Michael Dudikoff]

Bite your ****ing tongue. That man is a national treasure.

[Kellen Bassette]

Looks like Objective-C.

[obj method:argument];

For the record I dislike having to go to Wikipedia to participate in a conversation...

[Faux Newbie]

[complaint to forum moderator and Chinese administrator, with curiously anglo name, demanding censure or banning due to pain and embarrassment caused to tender feelings of super macho martial artist heman of the universe and comic book lands of real world fighters inc. ]

[Simultaneously responding to initial respondent, response entirely cribbed from previous insulting post while sending grovelling instant message to forum owner first name lead member of seventies glam band Kiss last name onomatopoeia for cash, creepy forum friend arguing with wife over unsatisfactory knowledge of female anatomy, backup not currently available, assessing necessity for reduction of douchebaggery, appeal to necessity for forum diversity by citing modern non-kung fu styles done by third of forum.]

[Scott R. Brown]

[Simultaneously responding to initial respondent, response entirely cribbed from previous insulting post while sending grovelling instant message to forum owner first name lead member of seventies glam band Kiss last name onomatopoeia for cash, creepy forum friend arguing with wife over unsatisfactory knowledge of female anatomy, backup not currently available, assessing necessity for reduction of douchebaggery, appeal to necessity for forum diversity by citing modern non-kung fu styles done by third of forum.]

[washing hands of it all and blaming it on david ross and his personal igor named after garlic or a Chinese king]

[-N-]

[Multiple posts of scantily clad female assets.]

[Faux Newbie]

Bite your ****ing tongue. That man is a national treasure.

[Priority subroutine One: is respondent Scott Brown? Negative. Is respondent Coach Ross? Negative. Respondent irrelevant. Continue ad hominem attacks on previous respondent based around apparent sullying of irrelevant and nerdy hobby choice.]

[Scott R. Brown]

[Multiple posts of scantily clad female assets.]

[tears of joy while secretly checking back on thread to see if anything was missed]

[Faux Newbie]

[Multiple posts of scantily clad female assets.]

[fap. fap. /fap]

[Scott R. Brown]

[fap. fap. /fap]

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[GeneChing]

[Multiple posts of scantily clad female assets.]
No good without pix. -N- goes to the penalty box. :mad:

[penalty has nothing to do with this (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1255230#post1255230)]

[Faux Newbie]

No good without pix. -N- goes to the penalty box. :mad:

[penalty has nothing to do with this (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1255230#post1255230)]

You already put that up, but even experienced forum members occasionally riposte.

Get it?

:D

[-N-]

No good without pix. -N- goes to the penalty box. :mad:


[Post of morbidly obese Walmart patron barely covered in torn spandex.]

[-N-]

[Presentation of false dichotomy of martial technique, followed by invitation to discuss.]