Revalation!

[IronFist]

"All things being equal, fat people require more soap."

I read that today and I was laughing for like 10 minutes. Just thought I'd share.

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

Ironman PostLog: 1100 - 11/20/01

[Sharky]

lets make fun of fat people.

good.

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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish

Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled "Hm." regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

lol

where's my beer?

[IronFist]

Dude you being sarcastic?

Cuz if not I got a lot of jokes :p

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

Ironman PostLog: 1100 - 11/20/01

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

we could have a soap hog or funny fat fu ck of the month contest.

here's my nomination. ..

http://users.1st.net/abaddon/funnyfat****.jpg

where's my beer?

[Sharky]

no, i actually find fat people funny.

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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish

Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled "Hm." regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

and we can make a list of how you should speak to fat people.

like instead of saying come here insist that they jiggle on over.

if you ever see a fat person rubbing their belly remind them that rubbing it wont make it go away.

laugh hysterically and point until they leave.

if they don't leave and ask why you are laughing tell them you just had an image of two people their size trying to have sex.

say . . . man . . i bet it sucks to be as fat as you are.

always remind them how nice it is to be skinny or tell them repetedly how you can eat anything you want and never gain weight.


ask them how they are doing and then shove a twinky in their mouth as soon as they try to respond.

where's my beer?

[Budokan]

Fat celebrities who have overextended their welcome:

Rosie O'Donnel (way overdue of choking on a ham sandwich)

Roseanne Barr (the epitome of disgusting)

Elizabeth Taylor (once beautiful, now a grossly misshapen space alien)

Rush Limbaugh (still fat and stupefyingly mean)

Monica Lewinsky (what use is a fat ho who doesn't swallow...?)

Calista Flockheart (wow, talk about somebody who has too much pig fat!)

Budokan (hey, you fat f*ck, stop eating all that pork and drinking beer for breakfast before you have a heart attack! Work out once in a while, too, instead of beating off to porn, will ya?)

K. Mark Hoover

[IronFist]

Don't forget the "Fat Pride" chick from the Practice or whatever it is. What's her name.. Cameron Manheim or something?

Iron

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

Ironman PostLog: 1100 - 11/20/01

[Budokan]

Yeah, she's a whale. But to be fair a photo is supposed to put on ten pounds. Maybe she's a svelte vixen in real life?

K. Mark Hoover

[JWTAYLOR]

There must be ALLOT of cameras of that set.
JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[joedoe]

Please don't make fun of me :(

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You're fu(king up my chi

[Xebsball]

Yea, me too.
Or i'll have to kick your skiny asses.

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You brake my elbow i put your face in s.hit! HA HA HA, how about that, HA HA!
http://www.systemofadown.com/images/blurb3.jpg

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

like you're gonna be able to catch me tubby.

where's my beer?

[Sharky]

Fat Pride... WTF?!?!?

what is there to be proud about?

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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish

Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled "Hm." regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[joedoe]

Sharky, gotta call you on this one. Some people cannot help being fat. Does that mean they should not be proud? Should they forever live with low self esteem?

I am overweight and I hate the fact that I am (and I am starting to do something about it now). However, that does not mean I cannot be proud of who I am. I may be fat, but I am not incapable.

Just because society dictates that skinny is beautiful does not mean that it is right.

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You're fu(king up my chi

[rubthebuddha]

it may just mean you have an appreciation for the finer things in life.

mmmmnmnm, rubthebenandjerry's

-rtb

[SantaClaus]

Now as many of you know, I am fat.

Personally I think a fat bald guy is the coolest thing to be. Especially if its a solidified hard fat, you know what I'm talkin about. The kind of fat guy that has 17 year old babes feeding him strawberries on the nude beach. You guys know I divorced Mrs. Claus right? Well when I did that photoshoot with penthouse, I decided that I had enough of that stack of tires. My new hoes can't cook worth ****e, but man the sex is great. Luckilly I have a case of chi (my belly) to power my love machine. I say ho, ho ,ho and that means that I want 3 biatches, on the double. Now I've got a list and I plan on visiting all the bad little ****s on Christmass eve. Santas got a whole new bag of toys for them.

May red assed baboons.....you know the rest

http://www.emory.edu/LIVING_LINKS/images/Baboon.jpg

[cloudhands]

i'm sorry guys but i think you may have f.u.b.a.r.'d your karma up in a big way with this topic.especialy you GDA. ;) not that i didnt laugh till beer came out my nose :D

[Sharky]

i think if someone is FAT then they should not be proud of THIS FACT. They should be PROUD, they should be proud of THEMSELVES, but not actually be PROUD of BEING FAT. It is NOT a good achievement to be proud about it.

Capiche?

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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish

Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled "Hm." regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[joedoe]

Why shouldn't they be proud of being fat? Under what rules is being proud of being fat a no-no?

cxxx[]:::::::::::>
You're fu(king up my chi

[SantaClaus]

Back when I started to put on weight it was a sign of prestige and wealth to be fat. I'm **** proud, I eat bigger and ****e bigger.

But chicks dig a hip to waist ratio thats more sexy, The naughty ****s see fat bearded men as the father. A godlike persona that they didn't get affection from at home. They suck and suck trying to feel the affection, so I pat their heads as I watch t.v. so they don't stop.

HO HO HO
http://thumb-2.image.altavista.com/image/100933751

[Nexus]

You all should definetely visit this website: <A HREF="http://www.fatpaulie.com" TARGET=_blank>---> Fat Paulie <---</A>

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

being fat makes you more of a person.

where's my beer?

[Xebsball]

People shoulndt make fun of the fat ones.
The reason is becouse some of them are born with whats called the "FATal Fury". You tease them, throw **** at them, call their mom a *****, call them fatty pants, call them fat ****s. He reacts very timidly, or maybe just cries...
But one day all that anger inside him comes out like an explosion: You get 300 lbs comin'at'ya in high speed (well, almost) like a truck on a highway chasing a running dear surprised while getting across from one side to the other of the highway.

300 lbs comin'at'ya, i warned you!!!
COMIN'AT'YA!!

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You brake my elbow i put your face in s.hit! HA HA HA, how about that, HA HA!
http://www.systemofadown.com/images/blurb3.jpg

[respectmankind]

where the flying hell did you get a picture of me gunned? that is not funny at all.


hahahahahahahahahaha, that fat idiot ( no offense to fat idiots, just to him)

"Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me..." - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.

[Xebsball]

:mad: 300 lbs are GONNA GET YA, COMIN'AT'YA :mad:
:mad: COMIN'AT'YA :mad:

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You brake my elbow i put your face in s.hit! HA HA HA, how about that, HA HA!
http://www.systemofadown.com/images/blurb3.jpg

[Sharky]

"Why shouldn't they be proud of being fat? Under what rules is being proud of being fat a no-no?"

Ok, first, lets get it clear i am not an anti-fat militant warrior. I'm just saying that it isn't like it's an achievement like say, climbing a mountain, doing well in an exam, running 20 miles, making a new friend, managing to jizz over 30 inches, helping an old lady adcross the road.

It's not something to be proud of - it really doesn't need an explanation. USUALLY (not always etc etc) it's the result of sloth and lazyness. These are not normally considered traits to be proud of.

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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish

Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled "Hm." regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"managing to jizz over 30 inches"

LOL! now that would be something to be proud of

where's my beer?

[Duncan]

Sharky,

You raving bender! You are proud you can jizz over someone's 30 inches?

Having 30 inches would be Pride itself, coming "over" it is just F*ucked up, fella.

There are too many people attracted to Wing Chun because of its W/C abreviation - **** those folks that hang out in public toilets :) :) :eek:

Errr... have I missed the point ;) ?

*I just meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me* - Unity (message on general Kung Fu forum)

*Fook the lot of 'em*

[Duncan]

Porn Star is out in the States. The movie about Ron Jeremy... anyone seen it?

All this talk of jizz prompted my question.

*I just meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me* - Unity (message on general Kung Fu forum)

*Fook the lot of 'em*