Funny Stuff...Comedians wanted!

[straight blast]

I read someone's signature & it said "Wing Chun men do it with sticky hands" and I laughed my ass off. Can anybody else come up with some good ones?
Thai Boxers do it in the ring

Boxers do it with a mouthguard

BJJ'ers do it from the mount

Wing Chunners do it straight up the middle

Tae Kwon Do'ers do it with their feet

Wrestlers do it on the mat

Aikido people do it from the circle

Karate people do it from the hips

Tai Chi people do it with correct breathing

Etc etc etc...
Contribute!!!
Make us all laugh!
:D :D :D

"Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won't last!"

[Goldenmane]

Shotokaners do it with one hard fast shot from behind.

Goju guys do it hard and soft.

Aikidoka do it how you want.

Japanese stylists do it in pyjamas.

Wushuers do it in silk pyjamas.

Southern kungfuers do it like animals.

-geoff

-A hundred enemies, a hundred cups of wine. Infinite enemies, infinite wine.-

[neptunesfall]

ninjas do it by sneaking up behind you, cutting your throat and hiding the body. preferably at the bottom of a lake. where no one will find it. ever.

[Goldenmane]

Ninjas do it in the dark.

Escrimadors (is it them?) do it in the mud.

McSifus do it for money.

The dog brothers do it for real.

Judoka do it for points.

-geoff

-A hundred enemies, a hundred cups of wine. Infinite enemies, infinite wine.-

[jon]

Ok we have two guys in shorts with no previous argument fighting over a BELT... Give em some pants first. Maybe they could fight over the girl who holds up the round card or something?

you cant win all the time but you cant always lose either...

[Ryu]

I actually do it.

NOW THAT'S COMEDY! :D

;)

Ryu

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

[KC Elbows]

Tai chi guys give good root.

Wu shu guys do it non-traditional.

Hsing yi guys do it from their dan tien.

Pa kua guys get behind you, and do it from there.

BJJ guys do it to each other. :p

[Budokan]

BJJ guys do it clutching another man.

Karate guys do it with empty hands.

Kung Fu guys do it like animals.

Tae-Bo guys do it like pink flames.

K. Mark Hoover

[Ralek.]

Ralek does it with himself.

[Starchaser107]

Nothern guys do it with acrobatics,

Southern guys keep it in the family,

Yoga guys do it with alot of twists and turns,

Ninjas just come and go like they were never there.

"everything is everything"

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

mma's do it with an impressive amount of techniques, but mastery of none.

where's my beer?

[Nich Gunn]

Kung fu guys do it on nine lines.

[joedoe]

Internal guys do it with qi
External guys do it with brute force
Grapplers do it on the ground
Tae Bo-ers do it to music
Shaolin do-ers do it over 900 different ways (no offence to the SD people) :D

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You're fu(king up my chi

[respectmankind]

Queers do it in the butt... lol. Oh, and on a contributing note, Boxers do it in a corner.

[straight blast]

Oh God this is sooo funny :D :D :D

Capoeira people do it with rhythm

Drunken Kung Fu'ers sometimes can't do it (the evil brewers droop)

Thugs do it with baseball bats

Shintaido people don't really seem to do it at all...

Kyokushin people do it with an "osu"

William Cheung does it traditionally

Jeet Kune Do'ers do it with the lead hand

MMA's do it any way they possibly can

Judoka do it according to the rules

The Karate kid does it with only one leg on the ground

Ninjas do it for money

Samurai do it for honour

Koppo people do it really painfully

Dim Mak people had best do it carefully

"Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won't last!"

[respectmankind]

Osama does it in a cave... lol. Wrestlers do it with chairs. ('Proffesional')

"Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me..." - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.

[SantaClaus]

that movie is the greatest guy movie ever made. Even above the "braveheat/gladiator/patriot" movie

HO HO HO
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[respectmankind]

isn't it though?

"Alright you primative screw heads listen up, see this, this is my BOOM STICK! 12 gauge double barrel Rimington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in a sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails about, 109.95, its got a walnut stock, kolbolt blue steal, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT?!? Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me..." - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.