OT: Funny metaphors

[David]

I watched a good film last night: "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou". One line had me laughing for ages.

Referring to one of his fellow escapees, Everett says "He's dummer'n a bag o hammers" in a good ole Southern drawl.

Never heard that one before.

The powers of Kung Fu never fail!
-- Hong Kong Phooey

[straight blast]

Yeeess, it's a good movie all right. But it definitely is missing an evil Kung Fu overlord and a dramatic high flying fistfight at the end of the movie- Hell, it probably would have gone alright as a side plot.

"Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won't last!"