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tnwingtsun
11-29-2001, 11:19 AM
Just released from the Center for Disease Control (CDC)


Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to
be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl.

There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in
liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to
convince male victims to have sex with them.
"Beer" is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a
guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to performing sex acts on
horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. Men
often wake up after having "beer" with only hazy memories of what happened
to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar scam
known as "a relationship" - apparently men are easier victims for this scam
after the "beer" has been administered and they have already been sexually
attacked.

Forward this to every male you know..........

However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the
details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of
similarly-affected guys.

For your nearest support group just look up 'Pubs' in the yellow pages

Ryu
11-29-2001, 11:26 AM
Good thing I don't drink! :D

Ryu

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Rimpleback Pumpernickle Kez Kez Vuy Tranh Yanagasawa Fujikage Fistibuns....
the lost son of the Fistibuns clan...


"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

Sharky
11-29-2001, 11:33 AM
dear god no

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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish

Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled "Hm." regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

straight blast
11-29-2001, 01:36 PM
I just laughed so hard that I have water up the back of my nose. I think some of it is even on the keyboard.
I've saved that to show my wife (she's a counsellor who deals with date rape stuff for girls) and she will laugh her a** off. :D :D

"Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won't last!"

Budokan
11-29-2001, 04:36 PM
What horrific news. Will female predatory practices against men never cease?

K. Mark Hoover

JWTAYLOR
11-29-2001, 04:56 PM
D@MNIT LADIES, NO means NO!

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

apoweyn
11-29-2001, 04:58 PM
what a thread to start the day with. well done fellas. [laugh]

Budokan
11-29-2001, 05:20 PM
They just use us and we let them. Who is the real victim here? A couple of quick f*cks with some forced c*nnilingus and the ever vile nipple-sucking thrown in for good measure and then we're thrown away like a broken down d*ldo after they get what they want. Will it never end?

(Budokan breaks down and cries)

K. Mark Hoover

JWTAYLOR
11-29-2001, 05:29 PM
It's ok man, (patting back) it's ok. Go ahead, let it all out. We'll get those b!tches. Nobody's ever going to hurt my little girl again.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

Budokan
11-29-2001, 05:38 PM
(sniff) Gee, thanks. (Wipes a tear)

K. Mark Hoover

PHILBERT
11-29-2001, 05:53 PM
hey Ryu, love the new picture in your signature. Kenshin is awesome.

PHILBERT

cwheelie
11-29-2001, 06:47 PM
um, where is this happening? Not that I would go there - just so, you know, I can, um, avoid finding myself used a& abused like that.....

de ja fu - The feeling that somewhere, somehow you've been kicked in the head like this before.

Nexus
11-29-2001, 07:43 PM
GDA isn't here so..

where's my beer?

ewallace
11-29-2001, 07:47 PM
Is beer really necessary for the desired response?

Victory goes to he who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Xebsball
11-29-2001, 08:26 PM
With todays technology you can stay home, drink your beers and have fun without the annyoing relationship part of the thing and with no worries about the quality of the stuff you get:

www.realdoll.com (http://www.realdoll.com)

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You brake my elbow i put your face in s.hit! HA HA HA, how about that, HA HA!
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Budokan
11-29-2001, 10:01 PM
Do these dolls talk? Because, like, if I'm gonna have to make chit-chat with em and shoot the bull just to get a piece of rubber then it's not really worth it, you know?

K. Mark Hoover

nightair
11-29-2001, 10:04 PM
Hey I don't have to worry I don't drink... :D And I don't go to parties or clubs

---------------------------"uh oh, what is going to happen next?"