Breaking news: Working out is bad for you

[SevenStar]

I'm watching a fast abs infomercial, and they interviewed this doctor who said that exercise fatigues you and is therefore not good. fast abs works the abs for you, and you don't have to worry with the strain and fatigue of exercise. :rolleyes:

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn't mean I'm serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

[SevenStar]

if I order right now, they'll even give me and adjustable fast abs machine, so that I can work various areas of my body AND a bottle of firming gel which will also help tone my muscles. What a bargain!

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn't mean I'm serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

[IronFist]

I want 2!!!!!!!

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

Ironman PostLog: 1100 - 11/20/01

[Xebsball]

Does it comes with awesome chi?

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You brake my elbow i put your face in s.hit! HA HA HA, how about that, HA HA!

[bearpaw]

I get to watch those alllll night long

[rubthebuddha]

people that buy junk like that (both literally and conceptually) seem like the sheepish ancestors for all the people who were turned in to soylent.

-rtb

[IronFist]

A M A Z I N G Â* C H I Â* P O W E R S Â* I N Â*2 Â* W E E K S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Now why the **** would you censor "d.ork?"

Ironman PostLog: 1100 - 11/20/01

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

they need to give away free *****s on infomercials.

where's my beer?

[rubthebuddha]

if someone's buying garbage like that, then we already have one person grabbing their ankles. why ask for another?

-rtb

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

haha

where's my beer?

[Budokan]

I want to order Bloussant for myself and not my wife. I'm just that kinda guy.

K. Mark Hoover

[Kristoffer]

:D

~K~
"maybe not in combat.. but think of the chicks man, the chicks!" -- someone on the subject of back-flips in combat --