How do you start a fight between two wing chun guys?

[rogue]

Bob, this is Chuck. He does Wing Chun too. :D


OK so this is also a variation of my other WC joke, "How do you defeat a WC guy in a fight? Make sure there's at least two and they'll start fighting each other first."

Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

[Martial Joe]

:D

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[Sihing73]

Hello,

Tell them that only one of them has the "True" Wing Chun and the other practices "Modified" Wing Chun. :D

Peace,

Dave

[Kung Lek]

hahahahahahahahaha, :D

peace

Kung Lek

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[rogue]

Sorry guys I couldn't resist.

Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

[vingtsunstudent]

that's a good one but it should be said that they probably should come from different teachers.(although not always the case)
vts

[Gluteus Maximus]

Another way is to get Vingtsunstudent and Whipping Hand on the same thread.

Max

[Martial Joe]

good one...

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[rogue]

The other way is to just ask a simple question. ;)

Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

[vingtsunstudent]

that's it, i have spat the dummy & i am taking my bat & ball & going home.
you are all soooooo mean to me.
vts

[mun hung]

Actually, it's good to see you back on the board arguing again. :D

*It takes effort to learn to do something effortlessly*

[vingtsunstudent]

thank you.
i have nothing but respect for anyone who wishes to disagree, so long as they offer reasons in support.although both you & i have not overly agreed on some things(ie facing & its importance) i can at least say it is nice that you argue for your beliefs & not just say i(we) are wrong & low level practitioners because we have different views to you.
vts

[Jeff Liboiron]

My Wing Chun is better than yours!!! OH YEAH?!?!!? YEAH!!.....

The object is not to hurt someone else, but to stop them from hurting you

[Rolling_Hand]

To spit at him...

Your action may not be wise, but it will get you to somewhere!!

[straight blast]

Praise Emin Boztepe to a William Cheung student, and talk about how great a victory the "fight" was. Or vice-versa :D :D

"Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won't last!"

[rubthebuddha]

tell one of them to walk up to the other and say GJJ will smoke anyone.

-rtb