Mai tai 14, kung pao 3

[KC Elbows]

That's usually the diet i use when practicing my drunken diarhettic form. Anyone here practice any drunken techniques worth mention?

(Obviously this thread is a cheap ploy to get views from dyslexics trying to find the muay thai 4 kung fu 1 thread.)

[Paul]

that's just wrong.

[KC Elbows]

Just another victim of the Hideous...

...er, never mind.

(glances around cautiously, making sure Ryu is nowhere to be seen.)

[joedoe]

Yes, that mix would definitely get you drunk and give you diarhoea :D

[KC Elbows]

Most opponents will flee before the drunken diarrhetic, as all fighters immediately recognize the power behind his fluid movements.:D

[KC Elbows]

:D :D :D

[MonkeySlap Too]

This just proves the superiority of Mai Tai.:p

[Starchaser107]

aaaaaaahaaa

[KC Elbows]

Yes, it is very true. In fact, I would venture to say that NHB fighters who have a heavy background in mai tai are superior to the rest.

Still, as far as cross training goes, no two styles complement each other as well as mai tai and traditional kung pao.

[KC Elbows]

The fundamental principles of drunken diarrhetic kung fu are as follows:

-Wrenching power

-The development of powerful deep stances using a training implement known as the porcelain dummy.

-The spirit as seen in the eyes should be strained.

-Unlike other styles of kung fu, dropping the elbows is not a major point, but dropping the toilet paper could be a problem.

Sometimes when I train this style, I'll practice for a while, then I'll walk away from the porcelain dummy, and suddenly, I find I need to practice again!

[Badger]

For Drunken Diarrhetic Kungfu might I suggest beer & a Pu Pu platter?





Badger

[KC Elbows]

So, you practice a family style of drunken diarrhetic!

I will try the pu pu platter. But first, I've gotta down a quick carton of milk.

[Paul]

stop it.

[KC Elbows]

mmmmm.....

...chocolate!!!

[Mutant]

kung pao is really nothing but american chop shui mixed with russian dressing, which is apparent after getting kicked in the gut by 14 mai tai!!! ..!..:D..!..