Osama bin Laden humor

[DragonzRage]

> Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
> A: Nothing............yet.
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> Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
> A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
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> Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
> A: Duck.
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> Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
> A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
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Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush and said, "Mr. President, I called you
because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America,
and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a beautiful
banner."

Bush asked angrily, "And what was on the banner?"

Osama responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."

Bush said, "You know, Binny, I'm really glad you called, because last night
I had a dream too. I could see all of Kabul, and it was even more beautiful
than before the Russian occupation. It had been completely rebuilt, and on
every building there was also a beautiful banner."

Bin Laden said, "What was on the banner?"

Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."

More to come!

[JWTAYLOR]

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.? They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush and a Cajun dog handler showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of his dog.

Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."

"Da's nothin", said Boudreaux, the Cajun handler with Bush. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie dog ".

JWT