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qeySuS
12-13-2001, 07:07 AM
lol i just saw this, it's on an icelandic page though and they dont give direct links. This is a funny video btw.

go to http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/# and on the right side there's a frame called "Fyndnar Klippur" , you can see that there are WMA and quicktime logos there, if you scroll a bit down you see a quicktime logo and behind it it says "Kung Fu Jesus WTF".

That's some weird **** :)

Fish of Fury
12-13-2001, 07:22 AM
LOL
that's hilarious
:D

qeySuS
12-13-2001, 07:24 AM
"Who is your master?"
-"GOD IS MY MASTER"

Budokan
12-13-2001, 07:56 AM
Jesus had pretty good kung fu.

Kristoffer
12-13-2001, 10:12 AM
didnt see the jesus yet, i was stuck at the spiderman trailer!! :eek: JESUS ( ;) ), that was cool, spiderman was like the biggest hero in my child hood :rolleyes: hehe, yeah thats awsome!
There are SO many good movies in the near future.

Lord of the rings 123, X-men 2, DAREDEVIL, Spider-man, terminator 3, starwars 2 n 3 (not a big fan but still), oh and I just heard that there will be a Leon 2!!! YEAH BAAAABY! :D Im just thrilled right now.. oooh ****! i have like a huge math test tomorrow and whole my grade depends on this ****! I sux a maths so i guess i should be study right now.. Aw hell Ill blame kungfuonline if anyone asks :D


gonna go watch that jesus thing soon, just gotta stop drooling.:rolleyes: hmmm, I think I use to many faces :o hee:rolleyes:

cwheelie
12-13-2001, 10:20 AM
to find this and about 100 other hilarious trailers for movies that don't exist go to:
trailervision.com

Kristoffer
12-13-2001, 10:20 AM
it was good..

Stacey
12-13-2001, 11:52 AM
www.jesus.com

Kristoffer
12-13-2001, 01:00 PM
Stacey - :D :D

diego
12-13-2001, 07:28 PM
whats leon??

Kristoffer
12-14-2001, 05:16 AM
Leon - that french action star Luc bessons movie about a hit-man for hire sort of. He lives in this shaggy place and he takes care of a child. He drinks alot of milk and it ends with like Everyone is after him!! uhh, like army-police and stuff! I dont know if Leon is what it was called in USA but over here it was. anyway the sequel is coming :)

Gigante
12-14-2001, 05:26 AM
How can there be a Leon II without Leon himself? He's dead !!

Fish of Fury
12-14-2001, 05:36 AM
i think it was called "the professional" over here (?)

Xebsball
12-14-2001, 06:06 AM
Yeah, great movie.

And there was the girl named Matilda, right?

jesper
12-14-2001, 06:43 AM
Did you guys se the monkey doing karate.

If it wasnt for the fact hes a better fighter than many I have seen, it would be even more funny :)

Oh and its the clip right after kung fu jesus

PHILBERT
12-14-2001, 07:43 AM
That is a crappy Spiderman preview. The original was way better, but it was taken off most websites because at the end, it shows the World Trade Center with a giant spider web between it.

You can find the original though at http://www.movie-list.com/ Just search for Spiderman.

http://www.movie-list.com/s/spider-man.shtml

Anyway, the original is pretty cool. I am about to download the third one now.

Kristoffer
12-14-2001, 07:57 AM
yeah I liked the original better too,, but the new one..:) when he climbs that wall!!! :D :D :D ****inī sweet!

SanHeChuan
04-17-2008, 02:29 PM
pure awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tl-0kNNH4)

:D

*link fixed

sanjuro_ronin
04-18-2008, 05:51 AM
Awesome indeed, but did you know that Jesus taught bruce Lee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYKOOKADPk

Becca
04-18-2008, 06:55 AM
That wasn't Jesus, that was a nut in a bath robe. Jesus wore no pockets.:mad:

David Jamieson
04-18-2008, 07:19 AM
mmmmm blasphemy.

with kungfu!

they do seem to go together don't they?
lol

sanjuro_ronin
04-18-2008, 09:40 AM
mmmmm blasphemy.

with kungfu!

they do seem to go together don't they?
lol

What was the ressurection other than a well placed chi blast ?

SoCo KungFu
03-30-2016, 07:00 PM
Bawang, is this your doing?

http://www.amazon.com/Kung-Fu-Jesus-Way-Cross-ebook/dp/B01DGK4N2G

:confused:

GeneChing
03-31-2016, 08:08 AM
...we already have a thread for this. I've merged your post above, for everyone's convenience. :cool:

Nevertheless, I'll still give you the FTW! post of the day.

I would love to read that book. ;)

rett2
03-31-2016, 08:28 AM
From the free preview

9749

GeneChing
04-15-2016, 10:16 AM
Not a 'Kung Fu Jesus'...a Judo Jesus. :rolleyes:


‘Judo Jesus’ fined for fight outside women's clinic (http://bismarcktribune.com/news/state-and-regional/judo-jesus-fined-for-fight-outside-women-s-clinic/article_18d94122-5c34-589e-b5a8-733eb79f0950.html)
Adrian Glass-Moore Forum News Service 17 hrs ago

FARGO -- A judge has ordered a Fargo man to pay a $400 fine for fighting someone outside the downtown Red River Women's Clinic last year.

In October, Nikolaus Severson was goading anti-abortion protesters picketing outside the only clinic that performs abortions in North Dakota when a passer-by spit in his face.

Severson, dressed as Jesus Christ, "grabbed the victim, threw him to the ground and sat on him," prosecutor Ian R. McLean said in Municipal Court on Thursday, April 14.

Severson, through his attorney Tatum O'Brien Lindbo, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, under an agreement reached with prosecutors. Judge Stephen Dawson granted him a deferred imposition of sentence, meaning the conviction will likely be wiped from his record. Severson did not attend the hearing.

Tyson Kuznia, who spit on Severson before being tackled, was also ordered to pay $400 and granted a deferred imposition of sentence when a Municipal Court judge found him guilty Jan. 14 of a misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

Kuznia said he felt compelled to spit on Severson because Severson was harassing anti-abortion protesters.

Severson irritated the anti-abortion protesters for several days. In an interview late last year, Severson said he has no stance on abortion because he is not a woman. But he said, "I just don't like people using God to shame women."

First article for the title, second for the pic.


http://www.inforum.com/sites/default/files/styles/16x9_860/public/field/image/Nik%20Severson.JPG?itok=xINfxAOF
In this Forum file photo, Fargo police responded to a disturbance between Tyson Kuznia, left, and Nikolaus Severson, right, outside the Red River Women’s Clinic in downtown Fargo, N.D. on Sunday, October 25, 2015.

Fargo man fined for fight outside women's clinic (http://www.inforum.com/news/4009850-fargo-man-fined-fight-outside-womens-clinic)
By Adrian Glass-Moore on Apr 14, 2016 at 4:33 p.m.

FARGO – A judge has ordered a Fargo man to pay a $400 fine for fighting someone outside the downtown Red River Women's Clinic last year.

In October, Nikolaus Severson was goading anti-abortion protesters picketing outside the only clinic that performs abortions in North Dakota when a passer-by spit in his face.

Severson "grabbed the victim, threw him to the ground and sat on him," prosecutor Ian R. McLean said in Municipal Court on Thursday, April 14.

Severson, through his attorney Tatum O'Brien Lindbo, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, under an agreement reached with prosecutors. Judge Stephen Dawson granted him a deferred imposition of sentence, meaning the conviction will likely be wiped from his record. Severson did not attend the hearing.

Tyson Kuznia, who spit on Severson before being tackled, was also ordered to pay $400 and granted a deferred imposition of sentence when a Municipal Court judge found him guilty Jan. 14 of a misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

Kuznia said he felt compelled to spit on Severson because Severson was harassing anti-abortion protesters.

Severson irritated the anti-abortion protesters for several days, holding up signs like "F--- these haters." In an interview late last year, Severson said he has no stance on abortion because he is not a woman. But he said, "I just don't like people using God to shame women."

GeneChing
10-09-2019, 10:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsmq90fFStI

THREADS
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GeneChing
02-20-2020, 09:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YfV6T9L0kk&feature=emb_logo

THREADS
Kung Fu Jesus!! (http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?7717-Kung-Fu-Jesus!!)
Online martial arts games (http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?15513-Online-martial-arts-games)

GeneChing
05-21-2021, 08:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp6Rn9Ol_3M