Worst :( or Funniest :) Martial Arts Injury

[Mr Nunchaku]

What is the worst injury you have had in the martial arts? Or do you have any funny stories about getting hurt? I'll start it off with one from each.

Worst injury: I got kicked in the face with a round kick and it broke the bone under my face. That took forever to heal.

Funniest: This isn't my own injury but it sure is funny (I posted this in another topic by the way). Once I ran over a black belts BROKEN toe while sparring. LOL

[Crimson Phoenix]

Worst: a major elongation/sprain on the back of the thigh due to that **** double jump kick in Yi Lu Mai Fu...It hurt from the top of the thigh, under the buttocks, to the bottom where my knee took a brown/blue color I had never seen on any human in my whole life!!

Funniest: I posted this one already, I sprained my back bad when one morning for no reason I went to my bathroom still sleepy and upon looking at the towels hanging dry I felt the huge need to do a whipping white crane strike on them...I did it, you know the rest...

[qeySuS]

hehe just wait until JWT gets here, then you'll get some injury stories.