Excuse me while I cry...

[IronFist]

$140 for this piece of cr@p!!!!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1046789188)

At least no one's bid yet.

Iron

[yuanfen]

Wing chun world is full of crap. But folks dont always know how to make distinctions. Someone will probably buy it.
Of course as PT Barnum knew- a sucker is born every minute!

[Gluteus Maximus]

Excellent find, Iron!

"One of a kind. A rare item."

Wow, that must make it very valuable!

"Built to fit the true warrior."

What part of his anatomy is it meant to fit though? :p

It's not like the one's you see in catalogs at all. "

Really? What's wrong with the catalogs? :confused:

"This Wooden Dummy stands alone. "

Wow, lucky there's not a whole family of them standing together. :eek:

"It has been said that with a good foundation nothing crumbles."

Yes, but I don't think they were thinking of this dummy when they said that. :D

"The Dummy has been designed to withstand battles of pure fun."

LOL! I've heard that line somewhere before!

"Do you want fame? Then this is the tool for you. "

Yeah, movie stars will flock to meet you. People will stop you in the street asking for your autograph. You'll have to fight them off. Battles of pure fun! :cool:

"If want fast hands, develop them with this well planned, portable, mobile wooden dummy. "

Develop fast hands by hiding it away in a flash before you'd be caught dead with it when visitors call! :D

[Mokujin]

but then I saw the Superman logo! I'm buying two!

Like I said before:

This is your dummy-

http://www.woodendummy.net/images/fulldummy.jpg

This is your dummy tripping out on drugs / LSD and other narcotics-

http://www.superwoodendummy.com/My_Files0012.jpg

A wooden dummy is a terrible thing to waste!

Peace!
:D
Mokujin

[old jong]

Huuughhh!...:eek: The only thing missing is the line..."Take... me... to... your.... master!"....(In a strange robotic voice) ;)

[IronFist]

Haha :)

Iron