kungfu cowboy and everyone, it's back! Attack of the crazy jongs!!!!

[IronFist]

Here is our first candidate:

http://www.chongmaster.com/childr4.jpg

While made of PVC, nothing appears strange at first glance...
until you read the description and find out that this jong is only 3 foot 10! It's the Children's Chong! (http://www.chongmaster.com/children.htm)

Here's the second jong. This one claims to be a JKD dummy complete with
head and neck (http://www.chongmaster.com/chongplu.htm).
However, it's obvious from the picture that that doesn't really count as a head and neck, does it?

http://www.chongmaster.com/chongp1c.jpg

Sorry, these dummies don't suck as much as the original
"dummies that suck" post, but I'm running out of unposted dummies...

Iron

[JWTAYLOR]

What are you talking about? That looks like a huge bong to me. Talk about your one hitter. Makes my eyes red just thinking about it.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[IronFist]

it's a bit expensive for a bong :)

[Mojo]

Huh, what.... did somebody say bong ?
http://www.aracnet.com/~lavatech/bong/freebonghit.html

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The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.