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11-08-2001, 11:12 PM
The "Attack of the Moderators" Topic? Man I was about to post this for KC Elbows:

Don't blame me KC,

I wouldn't want you, thinking I am responsible for the degredation of KFO, to come to my house on a Death Hunt (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0082247) and commit some crazy Act of Vengance (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0090588).

I know this message board seems to be having some Hard Times (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0073092), but my Assassination (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0092585) won't solve any of it.

You'll find that these things will go on even after I am gone. It's just The Evil That Men Do (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087222), I guess. If you wanted to stop it all, you'd have to Breakout (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0072737) of prison and scour the Earth as theMessenger of Death (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0095626).

Face it, you're just gonna have to put up with everything that goes on here. Oh well, You Can't Win 'Em All (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0066593).

KC Elbows
11-08-2001, 11:24 PM
Good God!!!

2 points:

Point 1: I was the last to post on "Attack of the moderators", fulfilling my goal to be the last poster on doomed threads without offending anyone, and so I am pleased.

Point 2: Do you know what will happen posting so many Charles Bronson movies in one place? These innocents are not ready for that kind of direct exposure to the Mantra of Charles Bronson!! You might even lead them away from the enlightenment espoused in the Dead Marsupial Vehicle of Buddhism!!

We must remain on this post and seek to help those who stray here without knowing the danger.

So, while we're waiting, wanna talk kung fu? :D

11-08-2001, 11:37 PM
Do you think any of the actors in The Magnificent Seven (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0054047) had any formal MA/Kung Fu training?

Hey, one more and I bring my number of Charles Bronson movie refences to a Dirty Dozen (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0061578)


11-08-2001, 11:41 PM
The whole point of my massive Bronson movie references post was so I could use the "Dirty Dozen" reference.

I just referred to it again, I guess. Does that make it a "Dirty Baker's Dozen"? :rolleyes:


KC Elbows
11-08-2001, 11:43 PM
Well, you evil *******, Steve McQueen did study with Bruce Lee.

KC Elbows
11-08-2001, 11:48 PM
Perhaps we should beg the moderators to destroy any evidence of our sad display. We could blame it all on nuttnhoney and come away from this with nothing more than a black mark on our reputations and a slightly dirty feeling.

11-08-2001, 11:49 PM
LOL! Way to save this thread.

KC Elbows
11-08-2001, 11:53 PM
OK, then, we're in agreement.


Could you beleive the way nuttnhoney was behaving on the "Attack of the Moderators" thread? Disgusting!! :( We had a good discussion going on the advantage of having access to a large number of very qualified martial artists to consult with, as we do on this forum, and he has to jump in with "bestiality and buddhism".

Thank you, good moderators, for deleting "Attack of the Moderators" along with his disgusting ideas!

11-09-2001, 12:10 AM
I didn't see that post. :eek:

I usually just try and ignore obvious troll posts, like anything from Ryu or Jaguar Wong. It would be a waste of time responding to them, and it just encourages them to continue.

I don't think there's really any way to stop it. Ap Oweyn said it best (on a different topic, but it fits here): "people are never more ingenious than when they're misbehaving."

Just gonna have to flow with it, man. Personally I like the variety in here. Kinda like sitting in a high school cafeteria, only without the smell of horse meat and chili fries.

KC Elbows
11-09-2001, 12:25 AM
[Whispering to Tigerstyle]: No, man, there was no such post, I'm just blaming the whole thing on nutterbutter like we said we would, work with me here ;)

To the Forum: I'm sure you remember the post, definitely nuttnhoney's comments that got THAT thread deleted by the good moderators. Once again, constructive debate destroyed by one bad apple! :mad:

Jaguar Wong
11-09-2001, 12:27 AM
I know you're going to ignore my post, Tigerstyle, but I challenge you to a game of "too close". I just ordered a pair of Kikskin Vale Tudo gloves, and I'll have to break them in on your forehead when they get here next week.

Jaguar Wong

"If you learn to balance a tack hammer on your head
then you learn to head up a balanced attack!"
- The Sphinx

KC Elbows
11-09-2001, 12:30 AM
Again, a classic example of the problem. Tigerstyle and I were here making good use of this forum to...er...construct theorems and...ah...elucidate debate on the...merits of kung fu as a...uh...style...and in comes Jaguar Wong, making a deliberate strike against the virtue of this very forum!!

Jaguar Wong
11-09-2001, 12:31 AM
AHHH! Those evil Moderators. They deleted the "Yo Momma" thread!

I guess that's because Kung Lek's momma gotta an index finger on her left foot and she surfs the net like this
*Demonstrating how she surfs the net*

I guess that one only works in person :(

I didn't want to start a whole new thread complain, because I know this one's gonna get the axe soon, anyway, and wanted to make it easier on the mods :)

Jaguar Wong

"If you learn to balance a tack hammer on your head
then you learn to head up a balanced attack!"
- The Sphinx

KC Elbows
11-09-2001, 12:37 AM
That's it!! I will support this tainted thread no more!!

On to more cerebral posts. Lets see, "Sake"...nah..."The Way of the exploding stick"...what about "Worst joke I ever Heard"? No, not after Ryus ugly episode :D ,

I know, "OT: Movie Trailers"! That KC Elbows guy really puts together some good ****!

[This message was edited by KC Elbows on 11-09-01 at 02:53 PM.]