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IronFist
11-08-2001, 11:43 PM
I heard this joke, and it's gay as hell, but I must admit that because of the person telling it, I laughed my ass off...
Q: How is a duck not like a bicycle?
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A: A duck doesn't have handlebars!
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LOL!
Anyone notice that if someone is utterly stupid and tells an utterly stupid joke it becomes one of the funniest things in the world? Out of sheer stupidity?
Ryu
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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."
Q. How do you get down off a bicycle ?
A. You don't, you get down off a duck.
-rimshot-
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The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Nexus
11-08-2001, 11:47 PM
I don't think IronFist is stupid Ryu. Let's be nice!
- Nexus
Badger
11-08-2001, 11:51 PM
That was rather mean Ryu.
Badger
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apoweyn
11-08-2001, 11:59 PM
dumbest joke i've ever heard:
"ask me if i'm a tree."
"are you a tree?"
"... no."
what the??? HEY!
I wasn't talking about IronFist!! :(
I was talking about a "stupid" person laughing at his own joke that isn't funny, etc.
IronFist wasn't even the guy who told the joke.
man...... how come I am always misunderstood?
I'm the NICE guy remember?? :(
Ryu
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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."
KungFuOnline forum: Hang your head in shame, Ryu. :mad:
Ryu: :(
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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."
KC Elbows
11-09-2001, 12:09 AM
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
KC Elbows
11-09-2001, 12:11 AM
What do you call a philipino contortionist?
A manilla folder.
Tigerstyle
11-09-2001, 12:15 AM
LOL, KC!!! That's just wrong, man!
Tigerstyle
11-09-2001, 12:17 AM
Why did the frog cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
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What did one coffin say to the other?
Is that you coughin'?
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What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
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Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
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The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Badger
11-09-2001, 12:26 AM
LOL! Just messing with ya man.
It's just funny cause your such a nice guy.
Badger
BJJ is Superior to Mullets!G
blaktiger
11-09-2001, 02:07 AM
Ok, we all know why the chicken crossed the road. But why did the Pervert cross the road?
He had no choice...
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"I'll be too busy lookin' good!"
rogue
11-09-2001, 02:29 AM
Why can't students at al Qaeda have drivers ed and sex education classes on the same day?
The camels can't handle it.
"Americans don't have the courage to come here," Mullah Mohammed Omar, leader of the Taliban
There is only one tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, 'To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time.' Patton
Martial Joe
11-09-2001, 05:56 AM
How many alligators does it take to drive a truck?
None, marshmollows dont have wings...
Chang Style Novice
11-09-2001, 05:59 AM
What's brown and hides in the attic?
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank!
ducks rotten tomatoes
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meltdawn
11-09-2001, 06:36 AM
Why do cannibals not eat clowns?
They TASTE funny!!!!!
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thumper
11-09-2001, 06:52 AM
why are little kids so cool?
cuz their little hands make your d_ck look big.
"...either you like reincarnation or the smell of carnations..."
- Cannibal Ox
Sharky
11-09-2001, 07:14 AM
lol
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
old jong
11-09-2001, 07:18 AM
I'll come out of retirement for this one!...Why do beavers have a flat tail?...Because ducks have a flat beek!
O.K. back to my life!
Les paroles s'envolent.
Les écrits restent!...
Chang Style Novice
11-09-2001, 07:28 AM
Okay, I can do worse than that.
What's twenty inches long, has a swollen purple head, and makes the ladies scream?
Crib death.
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ansgenius1
11-09-2001, 04:52 PM
One atom says to the other atom "I've lost an electron". Atom 2 says "You sure?" The first one says, "I'm positive."
I'm a chemistry major, please someone shoot me.
Nutt'nhunny
11-09-2001, 05:48 PM
Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women do not?
A: a belly button.
Aramus
11-09-2001, 07:50 PM
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up.
A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor...it hurts when I do this."
The doctor says, Don't do that.
A man walks into the doctor's office, it hurts when I do this.
Ever had this before?
Yes.
Well, you have it again.
A nun comes screaming out a doctor's office...Yeeaaaaa
So I asked the doctor, What's wrong with her?
The doctor said, I told her she was pregnant.
The nun is pregnant?
No, but it sure cured her hiccups.
Never play leapfrog with Unicorns...they cheat.
chen zhen
11-09-2001, 08:12 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean Ryu I heard this really stupid joke from a really stupid guy:
Why does a horse run?
Because it's tired!
LOL it's completely Nonsense, but i just cracked up when he said it! :D
Felipe Bido
11-09-2001, 08:25 PM
Q.:What did the elephant say when he saw tarzan climbing up a tree?
A.: That's Tarzan climbing up the tree
Q.: And what did the elephant say when he saw Tarzan climbing up a tree, with eyeglasses on?
A.: Who's that guy? I don't know him
-------------------------Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
--Samuel Goldwin
sticky fingers
11-10-2001, 04:49 PM
Man who put dick in peanut butter is f~~king nuts
The difference between unclear war and nuclear war is in the way you use the U.N...
jaz1069
11-10-2001, 05:04 PM
Why did the drunken monkey fall out of the tree?
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He was DEAD!
:D
Seek first to understand, then to be understood-Stephen Covey
Dave Farmer
11-10-2001, 08:06 PM
A stick
Dave F
'wing chun men do it with sticky hands'
joedoe
11-11-2001, 04:38 AM
Why was the sand wet?
Because the seaweed
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
It was hit by the first monkey.
:D
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Fish of Fury
11-11-2001, 07:55 AM
Q: why did the plane crash?
A: the pilot was a tomato.
Q: what's funnier than a baby with a pick through it's head
A: nothing
did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
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Fish of Fury
11-11-2001, 07:57 AM
Q:why did the badger cross the road?
A: to get to the otter side
did you hear about the disgruntled unnappreciated shepherd?
he was having trouble making himself herd
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joedoe
11-11-2001, 09:20 AM
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer group pressure
Why did the gorilla die?
He was hit by 3 falling monkies
:D
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Fish of Fury
11-11-2001, 09:38 AM
Q: why did the tree leave the forest?
A: it had a falling out
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Chang Style Novice
11-11-2001, 03:51 PM
Didja hear about the two Irish ****sexuals? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald?
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