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Mojo
10-03-2001, 08:17 PM
Q. How do you know when Bruce Lee is dating your sister ?

A1. You come home late at night and trip over a yellow jumpsuit.

A2. Groggy in the morning, you go to spray on underarm deoderant and you clock yourself in the head with a nunchuks.

:D
Grappling-Insanity
10-03-2001, 08:49 PM
rrrrrriiiiiigggghhhhttttt.....
Kung Lek
10-03-2001, 08:51 PM
when she comes home smelling like a corpse?

Kung Lek
wu_de36
10-03-2001, 08:52 PM
A3. He shakes your hand and says "Hi. Bruce Lee. Nice to meet you."

****, I'm hilarious.
KC Elbows
10-03-2001, 08:52 PM
He tries the old finger pointing at the moon and she sends him to a remote island with Mr. Hand?
GunnedDownAtrocity
10-03-2001, 08:52 PM
hahahahahaha .....

that was very unexpected kunglek.

sounds like something i would say.

where's my beer?
GunnedDownAtrocity
10-03-2001, 08:55 PM
you hear "oooooaaaaaahhhh, whaaaaaaaaa, eeeeeiiii" in cadence with the soft thud of a head board hitting the wall from upstairs.

where's my beer?
Mojo
10-03-2001, 09:09 PM
She starts talking with an odd asian accent.
Mojo
10-03-2001, 09:12 PM
KC elbows
LOL !! :D

Keep 'em comin guys !
Mojo
10-03-2001, 09:34 PM
If you knew she was dating him you could slap fight with her, then tease her with the line 'Broads don't hit back'.
DrunkenMonkey
10-03-2001, 09:51 PM
When you find some idiot with no sense of humor whatsoever post on a Kung Fu forum somewhere...

"****ed be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and ****ed be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism." - Anonymous
Nexus
10-03-2001, 09:54 PM
When you overhear your sister speaking on the telephone, and she responds, 'I learned it from Yip Man' and you wonder what she could possibly be talking about.

- Nexus
KC Elbows
10-03-2001, 09:55 PM
Her new boyfriend makes the weirdest faces at the hieght of passion?

Her new boyfriend always has to fight Kareem before going upstairs to her bedroom?

During lovemaking, he always dies before the really good stuff?

He offers to show her things the other chinese won't?
Mojo
10-03-2001, 10:10 PM
The 'Black Beauty' is always parked in your driveway

She's constantly humming 'The flight of the bumble bee'.

You hear her yell 'Do me Kato' and you know she doesn't know any of O.J.'s friends.
KC Elbows
10-03-2001, 10:19 PM
O.J.'s friends!!! :D
diego
10-03-2001, 10:29 PM
HAHA

"I finish the job with a tiger claw into the throat. Remember guys'INSERT CORNY WHITEBOY VOICE' use extreme violence against your opponents always, that will discourage them from hurting other people" kungfu site technique sec.VS?."...
PHILBERT
10-03-2001, 10:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>A2. Groggy in the morning, you go to spray on underarm deoderant and you clock yourself in the head with a nunchuks.[/quote]


Hmmmm, I wonder where he was placing those nunchaku the night before? :eek:
:D
;)
:p

PHILBERT
Mojo
10-03-2001, 10:33 PM
She developes a taste for hash brownies.
GunnedDownAtrocity
10-03-2001, 10:38 PM
she's always eating brownies and really happy, when just a week before she was on a diet and grumpy most of the time.

where's my beer?
mantis108
10-03-2001, 10:44 PM
When she kicks your butt with a leaping side kick, and/or does an one inch punch on your center sending your flying onto the wall behind you. Pretty nasty evident, I say. :rolleyes: :eek: :D :confused: :p

Mantis108

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Mojo
10-03-2001, 10:48 PM
You sit down on the couch and one of these sticks you in the @ss.http://www.cyproductions.com/images/g_hornet/GH_Dart.gif
Nutt'nhunny
10-04-2001, 02:11 AM
yellow babies, Linda do you really want yellow babies?
phoenix-eye
10-04-2001, 02:25 AM
When her idea of a climax is to jump six feet in the air and land on your throat with both her feet. Then she does a slow motion pan around for the camera while making a shocked/concerned/angry/worried sort of expression.

"We had a thing to settle so I did him"
Tamai, 43, was quoted by Police as saying.
Chang Style Novice
10-04-2001, 02:34 AM
You tell the guy - I don't want you seeing my sister no more. Now, get outta town you yellow bellied slant.

And you wake up weeks later.

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Royal Dragon
10-04-2001, 11:37 PM
I'm not EVEN going to comment on THAT one!!! :rolleyes:


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Ming the Merciless
10-04-2001, 11:45 PM
yet another one honeysucks demented fantasies. Just like his daddy used to give it to him.
GunnedDownAtrocity
10-05-2001, 12:07 AM
i just now realized that mojo beat me to the hash brownies by one post.

where's my beer?
KC Elbows
10-05-2001, 12:08 AM
That took awhile, GDA. Too many brownies? ;)