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Martial Joe
01-03-2002, 10:58 PM
i have a tiny little winky so i wont even bother introducing myself.



:D


Oh yeah...so how is your MA coming along?:rolleyes:

diego
01-03-2002, 11:03 PM
he do ironpebble:rolleyes: :D

Budokan
01-03-2002, 11:10 PM
It takes a heck of a man to admit that. I myself have a massive python that I must struggle to keep under control at all times. But that's just me. I'm sure GDA is more than satisfied with his tiny little winky. More power to him, that's what I say.

Johnny Hot Shot
01-03-2002, 11:50 PM
Who cares. It's like kung fu, practise makes perfect. Go GDA!

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 01:21 AM
it was bigger before it got infected.

Kristoffer
01-04-2002, 05:59 AM
:eek:

Xebsball
01-04-2002, 10:48 AM
Oh my ****ing god :eek:

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 11:28 AM
it's actually pretty nasty.

infact, purulent would be the best word to describe it. do you guys know what purulent means?

it means infected with puss dripping sores.

i learned it at the doctors.

DelicateSound
01-04-2002, 12:11 PM
How can I reply? That is bad. If anything came near Little Delicate, I'd be P*SSED!

Martial Joe
01-04-2002, 12:36 PM
:D

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 12:52 PM
well there is an upside.

my manly orbs and shaft ooze infectious slime almost all the time so i never have to look for a masterbatory lubricant.

DelicateSound
01-04-2002, 12:55 PM
I feel your pain man. I wouldn't wish genital slime on Osama Bin Laden.

Maybe on Ralek though. If he had genitals........

rubthebuddha
01-04-2002, 01:21 PM
that "if" is bigger than my pity for GDA

Martial Joe
01-04-2002, 01:28 PM
That is pretty gross...

Kristoffer
01-04-2002, 02:02 PM
uhmm :(

..

Kristoffer
01-04-2002, 02:04 PM
..yeah

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 02:15 PM
i appreciate it, but there is really no need for pitty.

i have even started my own new style called the rotting orbs style.

if the stench of my festering genitles isn't enough to keep you away the sight of them certainly will.

the ultimate in self defence. the only known counter is large amounts of alchohol, gasoline, or another liquid that tends to burn open sores.

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 02:18 PM
LMAO!!!!

"it's actually pretty nasty.

infact, purulent would be the best word to describe it. do you guys know what purulent means?

it means infected with puss dripping sores.

i learned it at the doctors."

my new 1000th post since the forum change. kick a$$!

Martial Joe
01-04-2002, 03:18 PM
Nice sence of humor...

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 03:32 PM
i don't joke about smelly balls.

Chang Style Novice
01-04-2002, 03:38 PM
Your pearlescent purulence prompts me to pee my panties, pal.

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 03:42 PM
consonance (sp) is cool.

DelicateSound
01-04-2002, 04:04 PM
I sincerely suspect that your syphilitic substance smells sassy.

Sibilance! I do English A-level too! :p

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 04:10 PM
consonace is actually the only thing i remember from english class.

i'm pretty stupid though.

DelicateSound
01-04-2002, 04:16 PM
Says the man who know "purulent"

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 04:24 PM
yeah but the doctor taught it to me. he was like DA MN!!!!

Uhhh. ... you uhhh .... those. ... DA MN . ... uhh. .. your gentiles have become quite purulent.

then he refused to touch me and said it would clear up in a couple weaks. that was a couple months ago, but i'm gonna give it a little while longer. i hope it does get better though cause i can't lose anymore of my pp without becoming a eunuch.

Budokan
01-04-2002, 04:44 PM
Okay, now you guys are even starting to gross me out. And that's saying something.

DelicateSound
01-04-2002, 04:50 PM
My doctor would just hack it off or something

IronFist
01-04-2002, 05:11 PM
I read in a friend's Maxim or FHM that doctors in Russia helped a tennage boy grow a penís on his arm because his first one got destroyed in an accident or something. Yuck. And then, once the new one had grown, they transplanted it to his crotch. Now they said he can pee standing up again! Yay!

I wonder if he can get it up, tho?

Iron

Chang Style Novice
01-04-2002, 05:23 PM
Are you sure you didn't read that in the Weekly World News, Ironfist?

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 05:24 PM
kick a$$. i think if mine rots completely off ill go to the doctors, but when they grow one on my arm i just wont go back again.

that would be funny sh!t. standing in line at the grocery store a woman wonders why you are rubbing her arm . .. only to look down and see a misplaced ***** and your smiling face. there is no end to the fun you could have with a ***** on your arm.

man you guys should see mine though. at first i thought the flakey cheesey looking stuff was just dried puss . .. but when i peel it off its black, withered, and moist underneeth. a whole new pungence wafts up from its exposure which almost induces instant vomiting until you get used to it.

prana
01-04-2002, 05:32 PM
GDA

Too much fold :D :p ?

Chang Style Novice
01-04-2002, 05:34 PM
Remember that weird old uncle who always used to say "Hey kid, c'mere. Pull my finger."

Well, he's back and better than ever!

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 05:40 PM
i remember that game i used to play with my pp when i was younger ... man i wish i could still do that.

you guys know what im talkin about . . . the turtle game.

you shove the head down into the circumcision scar and then pull your scrotem over everything . .. . and then you let go and watch the little guy slowly wake up and stick his head out.

CanadianBadAss
01-04-2002, 05:49 PM
Might've fooled some of them Joe; they might've assumed your obsession with poop was just an American thing. But now you start a thread about di(ks, an appreciation thread none the less. So GDA will feel better about his small wily? Do you usually take this much interest in others guy’s thingies? Because that’s just not normal Joe... poop + di(Ks + appreciation thread (sentimental), you know what it adds up to… Well Joe, I realize you’re still at that age where you’re trying to find your “sexuality”, but I just want you to know, I’ll support any decision you make.

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 05:50 PM
does this mean me and joe are going out?

diego
01-04-2002, 08:52 PM
DONT EVER REPLY TO MY THREADS AGIAN,your all on my hate/ignore list
your emails will be spammed shortly
TROLLS

qeySuS
01-04-2002, 09:47 PM
lol GDA i cant say i have had the pleasure of trying the turtle game, since i'm not circumsized (which also means i dont need lubricant SUCKERS!).

haha we europeans have it good :) Noone in Iceland is circumsized (not even jewish ppl). Weird aih? So noone in this entire country has played the turtle game.

But i feelf or you man! Must suck to hve your PP in such bad shape, worst that i've gotten is a small wound after too much excitement! And congrats on grossing Budokan out that's no small task.

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 10:19 PM
sounds more like me and diego are going out.

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-04-2002, 10:23 PM
. .. he's all p!ssed off at me for nothin and half the time i can't understand what the hell he's trying to say.

:D

rubthebuddha
01-04-2002, 11:52 PM
gda - you're enjoying this, aren't you?;)

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-05-2002, 03:11 AM
very much!

logic
01-05-2002, 05:51 AM
I think I would go to see another doctor about this P.P.problem.It's TIME for a second opinion.

GunnedDownAtrocity
01-08-2002, 12:38 AM
if i ever get rich i'm going to have them grow a pe nis right in the middle of my forehead!

GunnedDownAtrocity
08-19-2004, 11:51 PM
where did that guy go?

GunnedDownAtrocity
08-20-2004, 12:07 AM
crap im really drunk, but now i remember. that guy eventually got banned and then cried like a little girl until he was alowed to post again.

Serpent
08-21-2004, 03:22 AM
Yeah. Then when no one would talk to him he resurrected a 2 year old post by some loser that liked him.

What a *****.

Volcano Admim
08-21-2004, 08:15 PM
GDA is my hero

hey guys any remember what happen to that kid MJ?

Serpent
08-21-2004, 11:49 PM
IIRC didn't he inherit millions of dollars somehow? Funny how we never heard of him again since then. Elitist b@stard....

GunnedDownAtrocity
08-25-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Yeah. Then when no one would talk to him he resurrected a 2 year old post by some loser that liked him.

What a *****.

:(