Time to set the record straight

[Jacki]

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[Water Dragon]

The Deceptive or "Classic" Troll. More sophisticated but often easily identified and exposed, the Classic Troll gratifies his ego by pretending to be someone or something he or she is not. Classics make up elaborate stories about themselves, sometimes weaving some amounts of truth into their lies. As a web of lies is difficult to build with consistency, however, Classics are often "outed" by other forumites. When this happens, Classic Trolls have a bag of tricks to which they turn:

-- Classic Troll Tactic Number 4: When nothing else works, claim that now, finally, you're telling the truth about all the lies you told before. Make up a fresh set of lies, and throw yourself on the mercy of the forumites.

[LEGEND]

Jacki sucks!!!

[Xebsball]

LOL!!

[Satanachia]

You ever been beat up by a girl? teehee

Is this a threat? Or a promise?

Grrrrrroooooowwwwwwwl....:D

[Colin]

LEGEND......"Jacki sucks!!!" :o

Good girl! :p

[Dark Knight]

Come on out to Nevada, Ill slap you a round then show you a nice time in a casino town. If you dont mind getting beat by an old guy

[Skarbromantis]

"One of my friends owns a private plane and is more than willing to fly me where i want.Give me at least 2 weeks.
The only other thing is that it won't be a friendly meeting,it will be a CHALLENGE match. I am more than confident in my BJJ abilities that i can beat those that insult me."

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Ok Ralek....or Jacki....Who ever you are?

Fly down to Toronto on your friend's plane
you got 2 weeks ......Dumb b(tch!!!!

Skard1

[scotty1]

Yeah I'll take you up on your challenge after you've humiliated Skarbro. Southampton is the closest airport to me.

See you in two weeks.

:rolleyes:

[Jacki]

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[red5angel]

Hey Jacki, I would take you up on your offer, but only if it is a freindly match. If you can get here and want to spar, I would be more then happy to attest to your femininity.

[scotty1]

Are you talking to me? I thought your friend might prefer to fly you somewhere in America first, rather than go all the way across the ocean to England.

[Jacki]

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[red5angel]

Hey Jacki, I am in minnesota. Minneapolis to be exact.

[Cipher]

Hey guys,
If we want to find out for sure if Ralek= @ss hol... I mean = Jakie then can someone get me their IP addresses. I tried to check but I don't have access. Maybe you have to be here for awile to look at this. Just send them over and I will start looking into it;)

[DelicateSound]

Chapter 5 scene 8:

Rolls has skipped school so he can masturbate over NHB tape #2 and the Gracie CD-Rom. In his bedroom he is alone, just the quiet sounds of fat men groping each other can be heard from the TV. He stops massaging his weiner, and speaks aloud:

Rolls: "All those guys on KFO, they've got me sussed. And I have friction burns on my c*ck.... I'm so unhappy I could cry. Wait, I already did that......."

The camera pans slowly around the room, showing Rolls' room, littered with jizz-filled socks and "used" issues of GrappleMag USA. The atmosphere is sombre, as we can hear only the faint sobbing of a sad, lonely child...

Rolls: "I've got it!!! I'll try out a new identity! Only this time I'll play a girl. It'll give me an excuse to wear Mum's thongs again, and to practise my "moves" on that fake "Dangle the Wonder Mule" doll she's got in the loft!! I'll give myself a private jet, and pretend to be posh, unlike the scrubber that I am"

Music rises up, we see Rolls in the street, dressed in top hat and tails, holding a gold-topped cane. As he swings around a lampost he cries out in joy:

Rolls: "Yes I'm the King of the World! I'm the greatest h*mo the world's ever SEEEEEEEEEEEEN"

Scene cut to Rolls an hour later, once again cracking off over an NHB tape

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by LEGEND
Jacki sucks!!!

But does Jacki spit or swallow? :eek:

(By the way, it is a joke, I too suspect that Jacki is not really a female, and I am not implying with my reply that I am interested in what he does)

[rubthebuddha]

she inhales.

[KungFuGuy!]

Why'd you edit all your posts jacki? Having second thoughts? Haha.
If you fly to toronto I'll drive down and we can have a match. Since you're the challenger I get to make one stipulation; the ring has to be filled with jello.

[DelicateSound]

You do know that you're gonna be expecting a chick, and Rolls will turn up, eyes wide, vaseline ready, lips puted ready to assf*ck you.

JACKI IS RALEK! :D

Just incase you get "ravaged" KFG, don't say I didn't warn you.

[David Jamieson]

guy's, regardless of your animosity towards this individual can you please cool it on the graphic language, thanks.

It's a lot of work and time to clear this stuff out.

If you don't like a troll, simply refuse to respond, all replies to trolls are just fuel for their fires.

peace

[KungFuGuy!]

Will do kung lek, but can you do something for us? Ban Jacki. Come on, she must have violated the terms of use about 1000 times, and she's turning this place into a crap hole.

[DelicateSound]

My bad. Again. This is like the third time already......

You should ban Jack the Lad though. Ralek brings ignorant humour. The chick with a **** just makes us get angry, you know what I mean.

[nightair]

?? I'm confused what are you all talking about ??

[Badger]

Why do ya'll feed these trolls?

It's pretty sad that these type of threads stay on top of the page,but the ones about Martial Arts disappear.
I am beginning to believe that if it wasn't for trolls ya'll wouldn't have anything to talk about.






Always c ocked,locked & ready to rock
Badger

[Skarbromantis]

Word on the streets is....Jacki is a man!!

Skard1

[DelicateSound]

Originally posted by Badger
Why do ya'll feed these trolls?

It's pretty sad that these type of threads stay on top of the page,but the ones about Martial Arts disappear.
I am beginning to believe that if it wasn't for trolls ya'll wouldn't have anything to talk about.

Everyone here prefers to tak about KF, sometimes we like a little humour, and a sprinkling of in-jokes. The humour is one of the main reasons I stay here.

Take the bug out 'your ass! :D

[Badger]

Gotcha!;) ......HEY!!:mad:










Badger

[Budokan]

DelicateSound, that's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. I'm still laughing as I write this. Rolls as Fred Astaire--does it get any funnier? I don't think so....

[DelicateSound]

Glad you liked it Budokan. If I can amuse a man with a sick SOH like yourself.......

BTW: My sig. is the funniest thing I have ever read on here. Tears of laughter.

I might post this as a separate thread, no-one else has seen it. When I do, add your own scene. Maybe Jacki as Ginger Rogers.......