Beware We Have A New Ralek.... [Archive]

wushu chik

01-09-2002, 09:54 PM

Just saw on the "New Member" thingy, it said Ralek with the l as a long bar thing....

Just thought I would let you all know!!!

~Wen~

Budokan

01-09-2002, 10:21 PM

Thanks for the heads up. Okay, guys, lock and load! New Ralek spotted on radar, headed this way. Looks like he's vectoring in from the south west at about ten thousand feet. Radar has him painted and we're tracking...

SevenStar

01-10-2002, 04:24 AM

Okay, Delicate sound, Water Dragon and Jimmy23 provide cover for us. Budokan, Watchman and I are moving in to intercept.

friday

01-10-2002, 04:32 AM

don't worry guys i just knifed him...he is ded

DelicateSound

01-10-2002, 05:42 AM

I got you covered guys. Move in for the kill. Repeat, move in for the kill. Over.

HopGar

01-10-2002, 06:39 AM

He's just changed directions to the southeast at 2.7 degrees. over. Get him.

DelicateSound

01-10-2002, 07:02 AM

57mm mortars trained on his position. Waiting for the order to fire. Over. Can smell his jizz-filled socks from here, he is downwind. Over.

tsunami surfer

01-10-2002, 07:07 AM

HAZMAT team on stand by requesting instructions on how to deal with socks

DelicateSound

01-10-2002, 07:12 AM

TS: Make it priority 5, full protective kit. I can see an NHB tape "glued" to his hand. It must be fresh.

It does not look pretty, repeat it does not look pretty. Over.

Budokan

01-10-2002, 07:37 AM

He's fired one of his UFC#2 tapes at me. I'm hit! I'm hit! I'm going down. Mayday! Mayday! The tape released a jizz bomb that's clogged up my karate engines. I'm breaking up! I'm break-- (radio silence follows)

KC Elbows

01-10-2002, 07:38 AM

Guys, I hate to be the mouthpiece for the man, but there's eight million threads of people arguing with trolls about no topic whatsoever, and the kung fu threads are going to page 2. See Kung Lek's thread on the same.

DelicateSound

01-10-2002, 07:56 AM

It seems that KC is on Ralek's side. Watch it Alpha team!!! A counter Agent!!! Pull back, Pull back..... we've been over-run [sound of UFC tapes landing nearby]...... I've been hit!

I hear you KC. Sorry [sniff]....... :(

guohuen

01-10-2002, 08:39 AM

Figured that out already. The diction is completely different.

Cipher

01-10-2002, 08:50 AM

Hey, I thought we are all Martial Artists surely we can handle one little punk with our fists:p