YES!!! Kill Old Man! Kill!

[Daniel Madar]

This is purely awesome.

Some killing machines never die... (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2002/01/10/state1741EST0156.DTL)

[Ryu]

LOL!! I'm not sure whether to cheer for this guy or put him in a home! :(


:D Aw, I'll cheer.

Ryu

[Kristoffer]

That's.. uhh kinda cool :D

[Nexus]

The bank robbers are just lucky he didn't go into complete kill-mode or they would have been assimilated.

[Leonidas]

Who ever said old people are defenseless. Thats another cool old man. I especially loved it when he said: " I was trained to kill and i was never deprogrammed" :D

[Kristoffer]

I would love to see the face of the reporter when the old man said that! :D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i'd be in a world of sh!t if i ever tried to rape that old man.

i'm glad he doesn't live in my area.

[kungfu cowboy]

Only if he hadn't voided his bowels, or simply forgot to empty his colostomy bag.

[Black Jack]

Thats to ****ing cool. Good find.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

colostomy bags are like pinatas.

[Sharky]

it was a stupid move. a stupid, STUPID move.

" "I was trained to kill and I've never been deprogrammed," he said. "

nah, but you on some run time error sh!t man.

[Leonidas]

Oh come on, thats alittle harsh. That old guys the MAN. Most people wouldn't have the guts to do that. Its not stupid if it doesn't get you killed. I peg him a Hero to the banking industry. He could probably kick my ass.

[Sharky]

"Its not stupid if it doesn't get you killed."

do you have kids? please tell me you don't have kids.

[Leonidas]

No i dont. But really why is that a stupid move if you dont know the situation. He did something good without getting killed, so why settle on the negative. He was in WW2 so i guess his sense of fear is pretty much gone.

[SanHeChuan]

"I was trained to kill and I've never been deprogrammed," he said.

hahaha that's great sh!t.

[kungfu cowboy]

Say, colostomy bags are like pinatas!

[jon]

You cant even rob a bank in this day and age without some old person getting cranky and having a go:rolleyes:
Its just sad we youth have to go though this:(

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

yeah .. old people fu ck everything up.

i make it a point to burn down at least one old person's house per week.

[Sharky]

how much do new hips cost nowadays anyway?

[Daniel Madar]

Stupid? The guy seems just crotchety enough to have hoped he would get killed so he could go out with a bang.

[PHILBERT]

Murphy's laws of combat operations...

6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[Leonidas]

See now i'm official.

[jon]

When I was in high school we used to walk up the street everyday to a shop at lunch time[weird school] and there used to be this old guy we would nearly always see on the street.
He used to constantly yell at us telling to get hair cuts, go back to school and other such stuff. The one that really got to me though was he used to tell people off for walking on the wrong side of the footpath:rolleyes: He even a couple of times tried to have a go at fighting us for doing this, we had enough sence to simply leave him alone...
Now i cant get this mental image out of my mind of this same guy in line at the bank refusing to let a robber go near the teller...
"Your not taken my place in line sonny i faught the war...
ahh poor old senile people, ya gotta luv em:D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i wish old people would catch the aids and die.

[Tae Li]

HEY!!!!! thats harsh mr!!!:p

I love old people!!! they have such character and years of life experiences to tell!! this old man remins me of Alf Stuart from Home and Away for some reason ...lol (hate that show).

Anyways, i think its cool. its not everyday you see a 76 year old disarming some crooks...but you know, old people like that really dont have any fear left. We should take some lessons. Their so cranky all the time I reckon they FORGET to be afraid!!!lol

Tae Li;)

[kungfu cowboy]

I will miss them when they are all gone.:(

[DelicateSound]

Bet you £50 he talks like the really old guy in Dad's Army.

The best line

"He says he likes robbers even less. Especially when they are interrupting him cashing a cheque" :D You go old Man!

[Sharky]

Where do old people come from?

[DelicateSound]

I believe they are people that haven't got round to dying yet.

[DelicateSound]

However, I may be wrong. They might be old KFO members who's faces are wrinkled from when they got covered in excrement that time Budokan's Goktimus imploded upon itself.

I can't quite be sure at this point.

I will however, look into the matter to see if there is a cheap and efficient way to remove "Old people" from society.

I'm sure a guy named Adolf once tried a similar thing.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"Where do old people come from?"

i bet they come from san fracisco. most bad things do.