Wushu Chik

[African Tiger]

Ok, if you love us so much, how come we haven't seen any pix of you and the kid??? :confused:

[wushu chik]

Which kid are you referring to?? I have 2.

I don't care about the picture, but I do care about the STYLE.

What lineage does your Northern Shaolin come from, wushuchik? I've been wondering that for a while.

[Yung Apprentice]

I don't care about the style, I care about the pix!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

[Qi dup]

I hear she's pretty hot?

[scotty1]

I'm with Yung Apprentice.

[premier]

I don't see you guys posting pictures of you and your family, so why should she?

[Kristoffer]

:rolleyes:

This forum is not a wet dream, guys.

Get lives and STICK TO THE KUNG FU.


Are you from the Kuo Yu Cheong lineage, wushuchik?

[Ralek..]

Geez..at least give these give these guys some credit for being honest about wanting to see the pics. Huang is just playing the mature kung-fu intellectual role here...but we all know what that's about;)

[Colin]

I'm a sensible intellectual type too!
So stop asking wushu-chik for a pic, have you guys got no respect!
Just because wushuchik happens to be female, into kung fu, has a strong attitude, seems to have more b.alls than most of the blokes here, and apparently is also a looker too, we should treat her with the respect deserved.

regards
Colin................

[Yung Apprentice]

Hey..... "IF" I was a looker, I wouldn't mind gracing the females with my pix. But since I'm not, I figured I'd save them from indigestion!:D

[Ralek..]

Colin,
You apparently have the same agenda as Huang.

"Wushu Chik's love toy" ??

[Ralek..]

ttt

[Colin]

How dare you imply that someone as myself, of such a high moral & ethical standing, would even consider the possibility of gaining any form of gratification from the possibility of viewing a picture of wushuchik!

:eek: :eek:

Sir, I can see no simularity between the shocking comments by other members of this forum, and the statement of fact revealed within my name caption!
:o :o

[rubthebuddha]

sigh. you guys are pathetic. why don't you start shacking up with ralek under his bridge -- at least you'll find comraderie with another lazy, worthless sack of skin whose social skills are only slightly more refined than the baby-ruth-loving putz on goonies.

oh, and her lineage comes through ku yu cheong. as far as your desires for pics, if you need something to flog the dolphin to, find some mid-'80s pics of roseanne barr -- she's a little close to what you're capable of dating.

[DelicateSound]

Ouch Buddah!

Anyway, everyone knows she loves me best...... :D

[rubthebuddha]

just trying to shake things up a bit, delicate. point made?

[Ralek..]

rubthebuddha,

Have you ever experienced a sexual encounter with a women?Could you please tell me what it's like?? Excuse me, I need to get back to my Roseanne pics.
bye bye

[DelicateSound]

I know Rubthe. I see what you mean.

[rubthebuddha]

coo. then i'll shut up.

[wushu chik]

Just out of curiosity, what does it matter what I look like?? You guys are pathetic...(most of you anyways).....get over it..

~Wen~

[Yung Apprentice]

Got over it.:)

[diego]

thats buddy from VANISHING SON isnt it, any idea where one could order the series, i love when he and his bro are in jail,russ kicks dudes skull inbetween bars, that definatly was one of the better kf serie's.

[Yung Apprentice]

At the beggining of the show, don't they show him sitting there meditating, with a lil fireball looking thing? What the name of the character who played his brother ?

[diego]

i saw it like 96-97, dope ****ing show tho
i think there was a movie or 2 to introduce the characters, then it ran weekly,hour eps for a year or two:confused:

[wushu chik]

Hi again all...vanishing son isn't available YET...and I do stress yet...

Yung...the guy that played his brother (the spirit of Wago Chang actually) was Chi Moui Lo...and he has been in numerous other shows/movies

[Yung Apprentice]

Yeah, that lil guy was in the movie Relic. He got decapitated I think.

[triskellin]

hi wu chi. um... could you pls send me that avatar pic in FULL SIZE pls??? *faints* :cool:

[wushu chik]

Not a prob chica....you will LOVE it.....which e-mail do you want me to send it to?? message me or e-mail me

wushu_chik@yahoo.com

~Wen~

[Silumkid]

Wago, the Little Earthquake! That was a cool series!

[Serpent]

Hey, how come it's sad and pathetic for the guys here to want to see a pic of wushu chik, but it's ok for wushu chik and other girls to share pics of stud muffins (i.e. *ooh* can you send me a full size pic of him *gush* )

Kind of a sexist, hypocritical double standard going on here ladies! One side of the fence or the other please.

Just admit that we're all as bad as each other, willya!

[joedoe]

Serpent, Serpent, Serpent. You obviously have not had too much experience with women (forgive me if you have). The use of a double standard is common. However, double standards may only be used by women - men must continue to pay for the sins of their fathers. :D

[Serpent]

That's the trouble! Too much experience with women! ;) I'm on a (seemingly one-man!) crusade to re-level the playing field. Remember how tv ads used to objectify women and the feminists all complained? Well, have you noticed that these days there are ads all over the place with chicks pinching guy's buts, men being played down as dumb, etc.? The worm seems to have turned and become what it hated the most. If I were a woman I'd be so disgusted at my gender! ;)

I just won't stand for it any longer, ya hear me!

You listening Wushu Chik!?

:D

[diego]

just doesnt seem the same, dudes acting like women.

[SevenStar]

hs name was wago. I loved that series. I have vanishing son 1, 2,3 and 4 on tape.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

aint nothin sexier than a woman with two black eyes.

[rubthebuddha]

serpent: the reason why it's not right is that wushu chik doesn't want the kind of pathetic attention she has been getting, whereas russel wong pretty much cultivates it.

sure, wushu made the mistake of originally posting a picture of herself that was quite flattering, and that was a bad idea, considering how martial arts seem to gather more than their fair share of social retards. so she pulled the picture. however, check out russell wong's website, and it's an entirely different story. he knows he's captain handsome and uses it to market himself.

plus his last name is wong. you just can't get any better than that.

once again, two cents poorer. i hope it amounts to something.

[Ryu]

Don't you guys have "real-life" women in your lives that you can look at?

[rubthebuddha]

take a wild guess, ryu. if they're asking for pictures of a girl they've never met simply because of the following three criteria:

1. she's cute
2. she posts on the same MA forum as they do
3. they know darn well she can kick the crap out of them on any given day,

then we all know they are about as socially apt as the spider plant in my bathroom.

[red_fists]

Let me guess that they are:
1.) desperate
2.) desperate
3.) desperate

Did I leave anything out.

But than she could send any old Pic she finds on te Net, and nobody would be none the wiser.

Guys, less training and a bit more socialising might cure that. :p

[scotty1]

I love plants. In England where everything is grey (most of the time) they put a bit of life in your world.

[Kaitain(UK)]

I think it's just as sad to have guys playing the 'knight in shining armour' role - 'thou must leave the fair maiden alone, for she cannot defend herself without me'

If someone has an issue they can surely speak for themselves - I would find it just as patronising either way

On the other hand I'm now portraying the 'sensitive male' role in the hope that my clearly mature and 'new man' approach will garner attention - or maybe I'm just ****-stirring :)

You're an immature excuse for a male, Ralek..

I don't even know if wushuchik is even actually a female, and I don't even care. For all I know, she's some corpulent odorous male who knows how to post a pretty picture for juveniles like you to fantasize about. And if not, I STILL don't care.

All I want to know is style of kung fu she does and who she learned it from so that I can compare notes.

Go project your fantasies somewhere else. I'm hear to learn about KUNG FU.

[Ralek..]

This thread is hilarious. First of all, 90% of the stuff I wrote was nonsense - just posted to get a reaction and prove a point. It is funny to listen to you guys react when someone asks to see a pic of Wushu Chik 'cause maybe she's hot or whatever. I think that's pretty harmless in itself. But the "honorable defender" act is so phony. If you watch people at all in real life the same thing happens all the time. Their motives are basically the same except they hide under a false pretense. If Wushu Chik had posted her pic earlier and was a huge deformed hideous monstrosity of a female, do you really think all of these guys would have jumped on the chivalry bandwagon?? I think not. You're just as pitiful as the freak who's drooling at his computer waiting to see a picture of an internet 'person' who may not even exist.

I have no idea who Wushu Chik is, nor do I give a f@ck if she chooses to post a pic.Just wanted to make a point.

[rubthebuddha]

actually, kaitain, you're being an uninformed nob about the whole thing. wushu is a friend of mine, and i offered to field these jack@ss comments because if she told them all to go to hell, all it would do is stir these idiots into further comment. there's no fair maide crap going on, either. wushu could kick my white ass back to schenectady, too.

thanks for proving my point abouit all of this.

[scotty1]

I've actually lost track of what points everyones proving about all this. Ralek..'s point's been proved, so has RTBuddha's.

Some people wanted to see a pic of Wushu Chik, because she's supposed to be some hot MA chick. Some people object to that. The important thing is, if Wushu Chik objects, she says so, and if shes offended then I'm sure no-one will ask again.

Just let it slide to the bottom of the list.

[Ryu]

I haven't even been following this, so I don't know much of what is going on. I think Wushu did object to showing pics of herself, so if that's the case no one should hound her for it.
Besides, it's probably not that safe putting pics of yourself on the internet anyway.

By the way, being "chivalrous" to "pretty" women only is not chivalry at all.

Ryu

[Ralek..]

Ryu-
I agree with everything you said 100%

[Kaitain(UK)]

rubthe - what point was that then? all I see is you being offensive

'I offered to field the cr@p'

that makes my point for me I feel

'uninformed nob' - why thankyou - since you didn't inform anyone of why you were being so gallant I couldn't help but be uninformed

and to bandy accusations of immaturity about the place and then call someone a nob is fairly ironic - your rapier-like wit pierces me to the quick

ah well - off home now, have fun

[rubthebuddha]

is it necessary to tell you or anyone else my intention, or is it better for everyone else just to assume that i'm doing it out of general chivalry and "be nice to ladies?" honestly, wushu would probably crescent kick me if i tried to act chivalrous toward her.

and yeah, i was a bit out of line with that nob comment. sorry about that. just got a bit ****y defending a friend, and i took it out on you, even when you weren't the one doing the jabbing. again, sorry.

i'll be a bit more gentlemanly about it this time: wushu's been harassed ever since anyone had a clue what she looked like. now think about context -- any time she sticks up for herself, the nobs feed on it some more. so i play buddy buddy and field this stuff for her, and it worked! now i'm the one getting in the arguments and she's off playing checkers somewhere while laughing at my predicament.

darn you wushu!

:p

scotty1 and Ralek.., go take your juvenile fantasies about me elsewhere.

This is KFO, where mature ADULTS discuss KUNG FU.


rubthebuddha, is wushuchik's lineage from Wing Lam or Lai Hung or some other Northern Shaolin lineage?

I was doing the Wing Lam Northern Shaolin video thing myself for a while until I switched styles, and I have some questions for her about the style since she's a sifu and I'm not.

[Ryu]

A girl crescent kicks someone for being chivalrous...isn't that wonderful.

Ryu

[Ralek..]

"scotty1 and Ralek.., go take your juvenile fantasies about me elsewhere."

Huang-
Not sure exactly where that one came from...but oh well..

"This is KFO, where mature ADULTS discuss KUNG FU"

And you're smoking what now??

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

this thread has really made me want a beer. god **** new years resolutions.

[DelicateSound]

Look at the size of this thread.
Read the posts.
Think about it.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i think the thread in it's entirety is more ridicoulous than my woman beating comment therein.

i don't care if wushu chick is hot or not. if she doesn't want to post a pic it's no infectious slime off my balls. however, i'll admit to being curious as to what everyone looks like on here. i speak to you guys more than i do my girlfriend somedays and it's neat to see how off your mental image of kfo members are.

premeir said that we don't post pics of ourselves but i actually have. so has shaolintiger, martial joe, old jong, jw taylor, and many more. i just wanted you guys to have an ugly mug to put with my ugly posts. allot of others obviously don't mind doing the same and are probably curious as to what you look like as well.

the entire thread could have been summed up in saying that most people are curious as to what others look like around here. men being the pigs we are tend to be more curious as to what the female posters look like. however, it doesn't make it right to hound them for pics.

[rubthebuddha]

and now GDA has brought us back to square one. danke, mr. atrocity.

ryu: was kidding. mostly. i'll have to wait until i open a door for wushu to be certain, but you can bet i'm going to be ready to rumble if i see a scowl appear when i offer to push in her chair as she sits. ;)

[Ryu]

Sorry bout that.
I wasn't in the best mood this morning. Had a heart to heart with someone, and now I'm feeling much better. :)

Hmm better take that "evil" out of my name...

Ryu

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

ryu . .. it's hillarious to see you apologize for you posts when they sit only a couple away from mine.

[African Tiger]

I always wanted to start a long thread, but this isn't what I had in mind. Sheesh, if all I did was post to KFO, I would be desperate and needing to see pics of women I don't know. But as you can see, my number of posts number under 200.

Actually I was just curious as to what she looked like. Is that ok, knights of the Forum table? If she didn't want to do it, she'd have explained that herself. I'm nowhere near Oregon, so I'm not going to stalk her, and she'd probably embarass the **** out of me if I tried. Then again, I live and work in Hollywood. There's plenty of stalking material out here. :cool:

She would not be the first person to post pictures on the forum - that guy from Texas (sorry if you are reading this) posted his whole family once. And as far as me posting my pix, no one asked me to do so (nor the Texas guy), but I use a photo of myself in my avatar.

So there :D Wushu, a photo of yourself would be appreciated, if it is ok. Action shots are quite welcome - get your minds out the gutter, guys! Ralek doesn't need any company

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i must be on at's ignore list.

[Leonidas]

Dont worry wushu' and rubthe' I'm sure every guy here knows the address of a good ~porno~ site. Everyone just wants to know how everyone else looks. I would post my pic if i had a scanner. You spend alot of time at a place you wanna see who your talkin to.

[rubthebuddha]

nuttin wrong with that, leo. i think i had my picture up,. but i think it died in the conversion. if anyone wants it, they're welcome to it. of you can all just think of me as the buffoon to the left. the differences? 1. i can get (and have) a girlfriend, 2. i shave my head down to soft stubble every five days, 3. that, and i actually have a lower body.

[scotty1]

'scotty1 and Ralek.., go take your juvenile fantasies about me elsewhere.'

Huang, have I at any point implied I might have a juvenile fantasy about you? Or, in fact, said I have a juvenile fantasy about anyone? Or, in fact, addressed anything to you directly at all?

I've been quite the moderate influence on this thread, the most offensive thing I've said is "I love plants".

So an explanation for your comments would be nice.

"This is KFO, where mature ADULTS discuss KUNG FU."

So presumably you're implying I'm not an adult?
Well, if you put my name down on your post accidentally then I'll accept your apology in advance.

[Yung Apprentice]

I'm actually curious as to see how anyone looks like on here, not just Wushu Chik. But then again, it would sound kinda weird if I went around asking GUYS how they look like, and if they can post their pics. If another guy asked me for a pic, well he!l I would look at them a little strange, too! That sort of thing can be taken the wrong way quickly.

I haven't been a member of this forum half as long as the rest of you, I had no idea about people hounding Wushu Chik after she had a pic on the avatar. So I do apologize to Wushu Chik, it dosen't matter how she looks like, because she is a very nice person , and someone I pick her brains for information on MAs, and other things. So once again Wushu Chik, I do apologize

[Gigante]

"I'm actually curious as to see how anyone looks like on here, not just Wushu Chik."

That's exactly what I was gonna say !

But of course I'm more interested in pictures of females. Not because I want to masturbate to them (please ignore the title under my avatar) but cause I haven't seen that many.... girls in MA, that is...

I don't think asking for a picture is harassing anyone... it's not like he asked for NUDE picture, now that would be harassing...

BTW Ryu, where's your pic ?? I wanna see.

rubthebuddha needs to chill.

[rubthebuddha]

gigante -- already did chill. apologized to kaitain, got the stick out my ass and had me some popcorn. it's all good.

[Tigerstyle]

LOL, African Tiger! I thought that was a picture of Jim Kelly as your avatar.

No scotty1, I put your name down deliberately.

You agree with Ralek.. when he says that I'm interested in wushuchik as girlfriend fodder? You're WRONG.

I have no interest in wushuchik apart from wanting to know about her kung fu lineage. I used to train Northern Shaolin via Wing Lam's videos, and I never had the benefit of a "sifu" to guide me.

She says in her profile that she teaches Northern Shaolin, so I was going to pick her brain.

Aside from that, you have been a stabilizing influence across the board.


But I don't appreciate anybody accusing me of hitting on wushuchik, who I have absolute no romantic interest in whatsoever.

[Ryu]

LOL guys, calm down.

Wushu, please tell everyone that things are okay. :D

Ryu

[Ryu]

For Gigante

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme/streetfighter2/images/ryu2.jpg

[wushu chik]

GUYS...everything will be ALLRIGHT!!!!! (psst...how's that Ryu?)

Huang...if you wanna pick my brain, e-mail me....

wushu_chik@yahoo.com

[Ryu]

Not bad, M'Lady. ;) *watching out for that crescent kick*

Ryu

[jon]

I just read this thread....

Im not sure wether to p!ss myself laughing or cry like a small child.
Either way there is a good chance ill fit right in:p

[wushu chik]

Thanks Ryu....I try!

Anyways, I just want to say that if you guys were SMART like others have been...you could have EASILY found my picture by now! It's somewhere on the internet.....maybe on some sort of PROFILE I have! HMMMMMM.....now where the hell did I put that??

Remember the saying "If you build it, they will come?" Well my saying to you is "If you look, you will find it!!!":p

And there you go, there's my answer, NOW SHUT THE FU(K UP BECAUSE I AM NOT IN THE MOOD!!!!! LET THE D@MN THREAD DIE ALREADY!

Oh, and one more thing...if I want to look at a guys picture that OBVIOUSLY already on the internet (and I don't have to hound him for it, i.e. Russell Wong...)I WILL LOOK. If anyone has a problem with that....eat me!

~Wen~

[scotty1]

When in the hell did I agree with Ralek.. and say you fancied Wushu Chik? Quote me to me and I'll believe you, but until then I hope you haven't sullied my good name by lumping me in with a troll imposter!

Besides, it's nothing to be ashamed of...;)

Sorry to everyone else for not letting the thread die, but I only get to go on KFO when the rest of you are (should be) asleep, and I don't like letting misunderstandings go unsorted, so
come on Huang!!

[Gigante]

rubthebuddha, ah sorry, should've read all the posts before posting! 8-)

Ryu, the link doesn't work, it just says "picture hosted by angelfire"...

If you say you didn't agree with Ralek.. despite saying that "his points have been proved", then you didn't agree with him and that's good enough for me scotty1.

[scotty1]

I admire your forgiving spirit!

Just to clear all this up:

"I've actually lost track of what points everyones proving about all this. Ralek..'s point's been proved, so has RTBuddha's."

I wasn't saying that I agreed with either of their points.

Basically, I was saying, "I am confused, both of these people are saying that their presumably differing points have been proved while I can see nothing that has been proved."

Sorry for the misunderstanding. This thread can die now. :)

[rubthebuddha]

good job ryu! chivalrous but wary.

smart man. :)

and i think it's now my turn to duck -- wushu probably can't take much more of this teasing before lashing out.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

is this thread on page 2 yet?

[rubthebuddha]

nope. there are a few small spots on the horse that aren't bruised yet, and we want it to be a nice, thorough beating.

[wushu chik]

Kung Lek, please DELETE this D@MN thread....thank you..

You guys will NEVER EVER get to me!!

~Wen~

[prana]

Wushu Chik

[rubthebuddha]

happy birthday wen!

[Yung Apprentice]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!:D

[JWTAYLOR]

BTW, African Tiger, I believe "that Texas guy" who posted pics of his entire family is me.

I've posted dozens of pics of me, my wife, my family, my bike, my cars, scenery, mountains I've climbed, and of course, my weiner dog in various stages of copulation.

And Iv'e gotten nothing but good things from it.

In the Austin Board members time to feed thread there is yet another photo of my beautiful countinence, although somewhat shadowed by the likeneses of Change Style Novice, the Great Rooster, Future Man and Grey Mystic.


JWT

[African Tiger]

just using your name as an example. I'm sure no one thought less of you for posting pictures of yourself and your family, and neither do I.

Yeah, that's me in the avatar. The 'fro was a bit out of control that day.

BTW, a few days later perhaps: Happy Birthday Wushu, or is it Wen? I looked over your profile but couldn't find it.

Oh well, I guess I have to go back to stalking Halle Berry. :D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

long live the wushu thread

[Ryu]

LOL, now THAT was funny.

[wushu chik]

Don't you guys have ANYTHING better than to annoy me?? Come on...SOMEBODY please delete this thread? It's getting quite annoying!!!!

No "Long live wushu thread". NO NO......I don't want it up here anymore. Get rid of it.

~Wen~

Thanks for answering my lineage questions, wushuchik.

[DelicateSound]

[yawn]

Is this still here?

[rubthebuddha]

it's making a run on tae li's record, silly.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

lets try to get 500 posts on this thread.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

kung fu will beat bjj every time.

size does matter. little guys might as well give up and work on runing real fast and accept the fact their woman is cheating on them.

crosstraining is useless. the only way you will really learn anything is to stick with one style.

ralek.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

. ... that should do it.

[Yung Apprentice]

There is no Monday in the cheese palace!!!!!!

[Yung Apprentice]

?????????

[Yung Apprentice]

Sorry GDA I gave it my best shot!!!!!!:D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

that's ok dude. don't sweat it.

i think it's really cool everyone is doing their part to make sure this thread never hits page 2 again.

[Budokan]

Much like genital herpes this thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

budokan is correct.

[Felipe Bido]

*takes a peek and runs away, screaming like a maniac*:eek:

[DelicateSound]

Sounds like Budo is speaking from experience..........

[Yung Apprentice]

This thing is on my page three already, and it's about to go to page four. I think it's set at fourty posts per page.

[Colin]

Since my last post on this thread, much water has passed under, yet the bridge still stands!

This thread shall continue!

We live in hope of a bright new tomorrow.

[Ryu]

You guys are bound and determined to chase another poor woman off the forum again, aren't you? :rolleyes: ;)

Ryu

[wushu chik]

No Worries Ryu.....they couldn't drag me away with wild horses. They will NEVER get to me. And Huang...you read well. I already left you a message and told you to e-mail me so that you can pick my brain. wushu_chik@yahoo.com . SO GET OVER IT...and don't try to get bad with me, because I won't put up with the bullsh!t!

~Wen~

[rubthebuddha]

as if that was ever in question. :D

Oh.

You posted that I could e-mail you, but I didn't see it.

MY ERROR, and I apologize to you wushuchik.

[wushu chik]

It's all good......

~Wen~

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

if you really want the thread deleted i bet i could manage it.

[Ryu]

DON'T say "yes"!! :(

Not to GDA's offer...... LOL


Kung Lek, how bout you delete this thread for us? :D

Ryu

[wushu chik]

LOL @ GDA and Ryu. Uh, Thanks GDA, but I really don't want you having to degrade youself (um, yeah, that's it) in order to get the thread closed. I think Kung Lek will finally see the light (uh huh) and delete it because it's a waist of BW. ANYWAYS...you guys crack me up! I hope you all have a good night!!! See you tomorrow!

~Wen~

[Yung Apprentice]

Yeah right!:rolleyes:

[JWTAYLOR]

10 to 1 GDA's thread killer post begins with the words "So then I put THIS finger in..."

JWT

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

so then i put this finger in .. .

... god dam nit.