kung fu instructor who can take on 10 guys!!!!

[Grahf1]

Check this out:

http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29221&perpage=25&pagenumber=4

The posters name is piti. He says his teacher can take on 10 guys without a problem.

[MonkeySlap Too]

Is that some kind of g@y p0rn reference?

I wouldn't advertise that if I was him, geez.

[Daniel Madar]

If it's ten guys like the ones who fought the skater in the video Ryu posted, then hell, so can I. Stuffed animals could put up a better fight.

I know a thai dude who took out 16 guys who made fun of him on the day of his mother's funeral. Thai shave all their hair including their eyebrows. Homes did not take his mother's death well.

[Chang Style Novice]

If I ever take out ten guys at once, they'd better order off the value menu!

Okay, that was lame, but I couldn't help myself.

[Grahf1]

ttt

[Nichiren]

What does ttt mean???

[Kiasyd]

T.o T.he T.op

Or something like that :)

-- Kiasyd

[shaolinboxer]

LOL for CSN! And I just caught the They Live quote.....

[Grahf1]

Now we have someone there thinking Jean Claude Van Dam would beat 10 guys....lol

[norther practitioner]

oh, come on guys, haven't you ever watched an old school kung fu movie. They are so realistic, and those guys can always beat up like 50 guys at the same time, so long as they can't fight, wait to go one at a time, and don't ever get up.
I can beat up 10 dudes in my errrrrr.....there sleep

[Order]

There are plenty of Chinese boxers and sifus that can take on multiple opponents. The Eagle Claw Teacher Leung Shum along with his Kung Fu brother in their early years of training took out somewhere from 50 to 100 guys with weapons. Remained relatively unscratched unlike the attackers. They ran and fought, ran and fought. It talks about this incident in his book.

Yang Lu ch'an was once ambushed by one hundred ,and not wanting to kill any of the miscreants, he wrapped his cloak about him, submitted to the beatings, and was left for dead. The next day Yang worked as usual, but many of his attackers took to their beds as a result of injuries from beating the cloaked Yang. He was a Tai Chi master.

[LEGEND]

You know...WILLIAM CHEUNG was interviewed fighting over 30 men on his trip to AUSTRIALIA...some of them had knives etc...he defeated many and lived...but it's wierd that EMIN BOTEPSE could do what 30 armed men couldn't do...ground and pound his ass!!!

[Water Dragon]

LOL @ this thread and the people who sincerely believe some of the above posts.

[Order]

Originally posted by LEGEND
You know...WILLIAM CHEUNG was interviewed fighting over 30 men on his trip to AUSTRIALIA...some of them had knives etc...he defeated many and lived...but it's wierd that EMIN BOTEPSE could do what 30 armed men couldn't do...ground and pound his ass!!!

Who the hell is Emin Botepse?

[Ky-Fi]

Anybody remember that old Saturday Night Live sketch with Chris Farley? He was one of a bunch of beaten-up ninjas who were going over the fight they had just been in:

Head Ninja(angry): "What's the matter with you guys?! What did we SAY we were going to do?!

Other Ninjas(dejectedly, in unison)"Attack him all at once..."

Head Ninja: "And what DID we do?!"

Other Ninjas: "Attack him one at a time....."

:)

[Wu Wei]

I loved that SNL skit with the ninjas.

Didn't one of the ninjas end up with a throwing star stuck in his head?

[Chang Style Novice]

"Another urban legend dispelled; ninjas don't bounce."

-BatManuel, victorious

[Grahf1]

lol @ the chris farley thing