Kung Pow!!!

[CanadianBadAss]

Any one see it yet? how was it?

[jun_erh]

I thought it was very funny. I wrote somehting about in in the martial media etc forum if you like

[CanadianBadAss]

Crap... The jokes might've been funny for like the first 10 minutes, but they just kept doing the same stuff, over and over again. If I wasnt busy doing something else during the movie, I proboly would've left like half way through...

Bah, how come no one warned me...

[SevenStar]

"If I wasnt busy doing something else during the movie, I proboly would've left like half way through..."

Making use of the ol' right hand, huh? :D

[CanadianBadAss]

"Making use of the ol' right hand, huh?"

Actually... I could tell you what happened... But it would be easyier to just ask your mom.

[joedoe]

CBA, dem's fighting words :).

[respectmankind]

Hey, stop fighting, we all know that your mom is well taken care of.

[SevenStar]

she said the movie was great. She couldn't say the same about you though

[CanadianBadAss]

hey, it wasnt my fault... your sis kept getting in the way.

[Johnny Hot Shot]

:D

[SevenStar]

my sis is lesbian, are you the girl she was telling me about?

[respectmankind]

Beat this, my sis is a lesbian and slept with my girlfriend, thus we broke up.

[KC Elbows]

You broke up with your sister?

Geez, I know there's a woman shortage out there, but I didn't think it was that bad!:D

Well, look at the bright side. You've still got cousins and half-sisters.

[logic]

So what your tellin me
is that there's alot of lesbian sex in this movie.:D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

.

[Kristoffer]

now that's the secret recipie for a good movie.. Lesbians!! :D think of it.. all bad movies have a shortage on them. Titanic, Jurassic Park, Shrek :D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

nudity and violence are what make a good move. violent lesbian nudity make a great movie.

[Crimson Phoenix]

Well, you forget some explosions though...there has to be lesbian violence nudity AND explosions hahahahaha

[Ryu]

:(
and I wonder why retarded movies seem so popular these days...




"Geez, I know there's a woman shortage out there"

Sorry.....

Ryu

[guohuen]

Violent lesbian nudity, explosions and car chases! With some Rappelling!

[norther practitioner]

the only good kung pow I have seen lately is the kung pow tofu delivery I got yesterday

[Kristoffer]

LoL :D :D :D
Ryu, r u gonna take that?

[CanadianBadAss]

ohh... I was worried for a bit there, but i gues that explains why your sister seemed more intrested in your mom then in me...

[Sharky]

Good work.

I didn't expect work of this quality from you. Good work.

[Water Dragon]

Isn't Ryu's alter-ego a violent nude lesbian?

[SevenStar]

Well, sis is the odd one in the family, which would explain why she had any interst in you in the first place.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

ryu . ..

you don't really start appreciating the nudity in movies until you have lived with a woman and child for a couple years. masturbation soon becomes the only true thing you have to yourself. at this point you greatly appreciate any effort anyone makes to give you new masturbation material.

[jun_erh]

Seriously, I respect your opinion about kung Pow- enter the fist. But can I ask you one thing? Why are Canadians so disagreeable? It's like they live to say the opposite of whatever someone else has to say, particularly if they're American. Just something I've noticed:D

[red_fists]

GDA.

Truer words have not been spoken.

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
nudity and violence are what make a good move. violent lesbian nudity make a great movie.

I got just the movie for you. The first 5 minutes is a hot girl masturbating, then she gets killed. Lots of other nudity and sex and violence. Just one small problem and this breaks the movie.

There is a scene of a 400 lb woman doing a strip tease to the song "It's a Monster." and this aint no short strip tease. I myself have never seen the movie (mainly because of that 400 lb woman), but here is a bad movie review taken from badmovies.org

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/peepers/index.html

[CanadianBadAss]

"Seriously, I respect your opinion about kung Pow- enter the fist. But can I ask you one thing? Why are Canadians so disagreeable? It's like they live to say the opposite of whatever someone else has to say, particularly if they're American. Just something I've noticed"

I couldn't agree with you more... :)

[black and blue]

I wouldn't know about marriage and kids, but on the subject of lesbians...

I once went on a ski trip with a lesbian friend. After a mad day on the slopes we went for a beer and met up with some friends. To cut a long story short, she and I ended up sleeping in the same bed.

I knew there wasn't any chance of sex that night, but this was cool - I was drunk and tired. In the early hours of the morning I woke up to the sound of her masturbating.

Aware that I'd woken - she apologised the next morning, looking rather sheepish. Naturally, I said it was cool, forget about it.

TO THIS DAY I "HAVEN'T" FORGOTEN ABOUT IT. Didn't seem right to tell her she wasn't the only one 'playing'.

Mmmm.... nice memories - not to mention nice mammories!
:)

This is my only experience with lesbianism... I hold it dear. More lesbians in movies would be good. Also, more whipping... errr... ignore that!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

the only experience i have had with lesbianism was with that 400lb woman from that movie philbert was talking about. it wasn't nearly as plesant as black & blue's.

[Kristoffer]

would be cool to **** two lesbians from behind :D
dont u agree? No really Im a level 3 femenist killer. Ja that's right!!