MonkeySlap Too
01-30-2002, 03:47 PM
I found this on another forum. It seemed appropriate. Use it as you see fit KFO brothers and sisters and um, others.
The standard BJJ Post:
Once upon a time a (insert a high ranking belt) fighter from (insert your favorite striking / finger/wrist-lock art here) came to my BJJ school. I was just a (insert a low ranking belt here) and the guy outweighed me by (pick one: 25 pounds, 50 pounds, 1 million pounds, a couple of pounds but he was way stronger). Anyway, this guy thought he'd (pick one: start some **** with me, test out his taekwondo/karate/kungfu on me). Well needless to say I (pick one: tapped, choked, armlocked, heel hook, leg locked, mata-leo-dicaprio'd) him (pick one: 3 times in one minute, 5 times in one minute, non-stop). ****, and I was just a (insert low ranking belt)!!! I never saw him again.
The standard BJJ Post:
Once upon a time a (insert a high ranking belt) fighter from (insert your favorite striking / finger/wrist-lock art here) came to my BJJ school. I was just a (insert a low ranking belt here) and the guy outweighed me by (pick one: 25 pounds, 50 pounds, 1 million pounds, a couple of pounds but he was way stronger). Anyway, this guy thought he'd (pick one: start some **** with me, test out his taekwondo/karate/kungfu on me). Well needless to say I (pick one: tapped, choked, armlocked, heel hook, leg locked, mata-leo-dicaprio'd) him (pick one: 3 times in one minute, 5 times in one minute, non-stop). ****, and I was just a (insert low ranking belt)!!! I never saw him again.